Kind of but she didn't see me see her. After my friend's grandma went blind and confused, while passing her room in the hall I caught her in there standing in front of a full dress mirror with the door open, NEKID! She reminded me of the scary shower lady from the Shining. Felt odd seeing her after that.
30 year old woman. Brunette. Quite fit but also "buxom." IOW, abs and tits. I was 16 at the time. Did I accidentally see all? Yes. Was she accidentally showing off all? I doubt it. She was nekkid on a lawn chair in her back garden.
Granted, there was a fence between our houses.
A chain link fence.
I reacted like any 16 year old boy probably would have. I stood there for a second making sure I was seeing what I thought I was seeing. Then I stood there a few minutes longer enjoying what I was seeing, until she looked over, smiled at me, and I ran the hell back in the house. I suppose it could have gone in a Penthouse Letters direction, but I was a teenage boy and freaked out at "getting caught looking."
Needless to say, however, the view was fap fuel for years. Awkwardness was minimal because contact was minimal. I didn't want to have to explain to my parents why I was suddenly hanging out in our garden all the time. Plus, I reckoned that if I'd seen all, one of my parents would do as well at some point.
New question: Ever reverse shoplift? As in, sneak into a shop and put something on a shelf that didn't belong there and which you had brought in with you?
Last night at work I was standing at the urinal and a coworker I fuck around with came up behind me(didn't hear, headphones) and booted me in the back of the knee. He said he was trying to make me piss on myself but I just sprayed the wall. My question is, was what my coworker did a homosexual act? He touched me while my dick was out. Seems kinda suspect if you ask me.