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Scott

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Damn timing was off.. but as a rule: no half measures. Full commitment, you gonna shoot the sherriff you better ghost everybody.
 

Mr. Whipple

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Hell yeah , anybody worth their salt goes too far down the rabbit hole every now and then , no worries Scott the ridicule and self shaming eventually fades

#1 ..I've never started a food fight...# 2 ..I'd shoot em all #... 3 I get blasted and post away


Have you ever accidently seen a neighbor of the opposite sex naked , if so do you feel uncomfortable when face to face now ?
 

Scott

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Kind of but she didn't see me see her. After my friend's grandma went blind and confused, while passing her room in the hall I caught her in there standing in front of a full dress mirror with the door open, NEKID! She reminded me of the scary shower lady from the Shining. Felt odd seeing her after that.
Same question.
 

Kilroy

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30 year old woman. Brunette. Quite fit but also "buxom." IOW, abs and tits. I was 16 at the time. Did I accidentally see all? Yes. Was she accidentally showing off all? I doubt it. She was nekkid on a lawn chair in her back garden.

Granted, there was a fence between our houses.

A chain link fence.

I reacted like any 16 year old boy probably would have. I stood there for a second making sure I was seeing what I thought I was seeing. Then I stood there a few minutes longer enjoying what I was seeing, until she looked over, smiled at me, and I ran the hell back in the house. I suppose it could have gone in a Penthouse Letters direction, but I was a teenage boy and freaked out at "getting caught looking."

Needless to say, however, the view was fap fuel for years. Awkwardness was minimal because contact was minimal. I didn't want to have to explain to my parents why I was suddenly hanging out in our garden all the time. Plus, I reckoned that if I'd seen all, one of my parents would do as well at some point.

New question: Ever reverse shoplift? As in, sneak into a shop and put something on a shelf that didn't belong there and which you had brought in with you?
 

Gyroscope

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I can't say that I have.

Last night at work I was standing at the urinal and a coworker I fuck around with came up behind me(didn't hear, headphones) and booted me in the back of the knee. He said he was trying to make me piss on myself but I just sprayed the wall. My question is, was what my coworker did a homosexual act? He touched me while my dick was out. Seems kinda suspect if you ask me.
 

Vile_Vixen

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If your dick moved when he touched you
You might want to talk to a gym teacher......




Have you ever been turned on by a member of your own sex?
 

TheHaze

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No

Have you ever try or think about doing yourself in ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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No.

If you could subliminally control someone’s mind, who would it be and why ?
 

Kilroy

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George Soros; to force him to disband every organization he controls and issue a massive, groveling apology to the world before taking a swan dive off a freeway overpass.

If you found a package on your doorstep containing a computer from 50 years in the future, would you keep it a secret? Or brag about it?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Sell it on eBay.

If you was stranded on an island for a year and could either have enough food beer and weed to last, or another persons company?
 

Vile_Vixen

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Accept my lottery winnings


What do you think is the worse job you could have?
 

Vile_Vixen

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One of my cats.....


If you could vacation anywhere........where would you go?
 

Kilroy

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I don't believe in karma, for the same reason I don't believe in any other kind of superstition -- or religion, but I repeat myself.

If you could be any fictional character for the rest of your life, which character would it be?
 

Kilroy

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Given birth to me. Every problem I ever had stemmed from that one terrible thing.

Rum or whiskey in your coffee?
 
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