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Swamp-Duck

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Don’t drink coffee, so rum in strong tea.

How far back can you trace your ancestors, or are you not interested ?
 

Scott

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No, ignorance is bliss, God forbid I uncover a minority, or worse, a JEW! :Hapz2:

Just kidding, I've traced it back far enough that I'd qualify for Hitler's SS, so I am of pristine Aryan Nordic stock, even my Irish side must have involved some intervening Viking raids and LOTS of raping of the emerald isle.

Has anyone here taken the genetic test to check your DNA origins?
 

Swamp-Duck

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I was thinking about it till I read it’s a rip off, some guy was told he was part Romanian and part something, but he had sent off his dogs swab !


What if you found out you was really a Jew ?
 

Kilroy

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Wouldn't matter, wouldn't care.

What if you found out reality as we all know it is really just a computer simulation?
 

Scott

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I'd crinkle my brow trying to wrap my head around the paradigm shift in thinking.
Same question.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Good, I can blame all the fucked up shit I’ve done on some fat controller.

What if your really in a loony bin and imagining everything, in a ward thinking your online but nothing’s there and the staff are laughing at you ?
 

Scott

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I'd ponder my vengeance and ultimate freedom carefully, calculated, cleverly. Whether via escape or getting out by proving my sanity I'd then get the last laugh on all of 'em.

Cremation or burial?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Burial maybe, somewhere I could be dug up in a thousand years with weird grave goods, like a butt plug and a toaster, wonder what they would make of that.

What song would you want at your funeral?
 

Scott

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Like a time capsule? I'd need the extra-large casket for that.
It's this one, I legally specified it on paperwork a long time ago under the, "miscellaneous posthumous notes" section.
Having to trudge through all that shit left me feeling pretty morbid and I wanted to skip the whole thing, writing only, "refer to my mother".
 

Kilroy

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Same question, I assume?

"Pop Goes The Weasel" played at 2/3rds speed just to torture the (two or three) attendees.

How would you react if something started talking to you that isn't supposed to talk?
 

Swamp-Duck

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If it’s not supposed to talk then I’d tell it to STFU.

If they cloned you could you live with yourself ?
 

Vile_Vixen

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Yes, because I know I’d leave me alone......


Do you consider your childhood a good one?
 

Kilroy

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Nope, it was utter shit. Miracle I survived into adulthood.

What's your favorite Mexican food item to throw at dwarves?
 

Vile_Vixen

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churros of course......but I always retrieve them for snacks later.....


What’s more important.........love or money?
 

TheHaze

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Love xoxoxo- Money is just a tool !

If you were on death row what would be your last meal ?
 

Kilroy

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The breakfast I had on October 22nd, 1976. Not the items -- that specific breakfast. That way they'd have to invent time travel before they could kill me. Haw. Haw.

If you were on death row but got to choose how they execute you, what would you choose?
 

Kilroy

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Research on just HOW quickly a cat will eat its owner.

If you were going to have sex with a non-human animal, which species and why that one?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Definitely not into that kind of nasty crap lol.

If your country passed a law that everyone over the age of 20 had to be married within a week or you get deported, do you know anyone that would marry you ?
 

Kilroy

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Hell, no. But since I was born here, there's nowhere to deport me to; if deportation happens nothwithstanding, I'd want my pick, and my pick would be the Scottish Highlands.

If Earth had another planet colonized outside the solar system, would you want to live there?
 
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