Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

[Seamajor]

Neither.

Anything new in your life?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Your mum, but she's not all that new.

Ever had a Stiffler's mom?

 

[TheHaze]

No but did my GF mom and got busted - - - - - - -

Have you ever called a take out food place and send food to someone else house for Ha Ha's ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah, I know it was pathetic lol.

Have you ever had a funeral brochure sent to someone? That works better than the food lol.

 

[Seamajor]

Nada

Last time you pissed your pants?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Must have been about 3 years old, I’ve shat myself since though if that’s any consolation.

Ever surprised puked somewhere embarrassing?

 

[TheHaze]

No and that's a fear I have- - - - - -

Ever piss out of a window like from 3 floors up on some one below ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Mardi Gras. Kind of a tradition. Giving and receiving. You wear it like beads.

Ever done Mardi Gras?

 

[TheHaze]

Close but no cigar,was station at Ft Polk and got shipped out 2 weeks before Mardi Gras 65 - - - - - -

Have you ever seak into a drive in movie ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

There was a drive-in in North Charleston, SC, mid 70's, that showed soft X, visible to the overpass on I forget the road. You could park and enjoy the glory until the cops ran you off.

Oops. Ever been to a hardcore, Paul Reubens kind of art house?

 

[X]

of course my horse, contributed to syrupy mess that was the floor ....bam bam bam !!!

Do you watch the pOrn on the daily ?

 

[Val Gina]

noop

Do you feel like life moves forwards or backwards ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Forward.


What’s the worst advice anyone has ever given you?

 

[Damaged Maven]

"Here, try this."

Ever done angel dust?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah makes me violent.

Ever had a fight with a copper ?

 

[Seamajor]

I used to scrap it for the cash.


What are you driving these days?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

BMW and yes I drive like an arseole it’s expected.


How long can you sleep in for when you don’t have to get up early ?

 

[Seamajor]

10 min tops.

Do you feel lucky to greet a new day?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So much.

What time of the day do you like best ?

 

[Seamajor]

Cocktails @ 5, after a fun packed day.

Do you like potluck get togethers?

 

[Damaged Maven]

I like making a nice pasta, peas, and cheddar salad for a group barbecue.

Barbecue or hot dish?

 

[Seamajor]

Bar BQ

Rib, Chicken, or both?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Depends on who's cooking.

Korean or Vietnamese?

 

[TheHaze]

I like Italian or Mexican


Date a Chinese or black person ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Chinese, I would so do Donnie Yen.


Do you drink or smoke weed and drive ?

 

[TheHaze]

I just say no to drugs and booze - - - - - -

PS - In 8 days will be dry for 3 years - - - - - -

You ever play with yourself while driving ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No lol, and congrats on the 3years, that’s great.

If aliens said to come with them to their planet where you would live forever but never see earth or another human again ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

I-64 at the entrance to the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel is often a parking lot at any time day or night... like Halloween night a few years ago. After a RHPS at the Naro Theater in Norfolk, the Goddess and I had enough time to engage in a vigorous and mutually satisfying 69 before traffic started moving.

Does your vehicle have tinted windows?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No.

Sleep in the pitch dark or have a small light on ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

I sleep when I can, where I can, regardless of condition. Used to sleep on a steel deck with lights on. You get used to it.

Eight solid hours or 40 winks?