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Swamp-Duck

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I would say that soapy looking boo boo mum, we don’t have it here but I’ve seen it on the internet, seems she made a proper cunt of her own kid for money.

In your opinion,what actor has played the best gangster?
 

Scott

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I'll go old school here.


Same, best movie gangster.
 

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^^^^^how is anyone going to beat that ?
myeah, see... myeah! lol
I went through them in my mind, Robinson, Cagney, Bogart, DeNiro, Walken and considered Walken for the King of New York. Real gangsters: guys who kept their pants pulled up.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Yeah a few times.

If you was an expert hacker, what would you do for fun?
 

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Have Pakistan, India and China launch nukes at each other while diverting a few to Iran, Mecca, SA and a few other shit holes. On Ramadan.
 

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Plus fatten up my own bank account.
Same question.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Have Pakistan, India and China launch nukes at each other while diverting a few to Iran, Mecca, SA and a few other shit holes. On Ramadan.
I said for fun, not destroy the world.:LMAO:

I’d find the pages of people I don’t like on FB and post hairy Fanny’s and scat sex on all their friends list.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Have you ever been to a funeral and tried to look sad but you don’t really give a fuck ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Oh yes.

If you had the power, is there one of your neighbors you would evict ?
 

TheHaze

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I have good neighbors so will say no- - - --

If a good friend kill someone would you turn them in and don't cop out with it depends,it's a yes or a no- - - - - -!
 

Swamp-Duck

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No.

If you was stuck somewhere and you had gangrene could you cut your own toes off ?
 

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If it meant saving my life .....yes

Would you give a stranger a ride if you saw them walking in torrential rain alone in a remote area?
 

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I passed up a kid on a bike when facing an imminent hurricane because he had a better chance than piling in my ancient Honda Civic with me, the wife, two kids and a dog.

Ever rode out a hurricane?
 

MasterBlaster

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Sorta...
It was hurricane Bob, and I was the "engineer" on the Gwen Lyn, a work boat owned by D & B boat rentals out of Abbyville, LA. We pulled into our dock at Intracoastal City carrying a load of offshore workers we were evacuating because of the hurricane. The port Captain ordered us to head back out to evacuate more workers, so away we went. The hurricane wasn't so bad, but it was getting worse. We went through the locks, entered the Gulf, and that's when the shit hit the fan. We were in a hurricane.

We were loaded with water, almost submerged on the rear decks. I asked the captain if he wanted me to pump water out to raise us up, higher on the water, but the cap said no - we would bob around too much. Long story short, the cap opted to tie up to a wellhead and ride the storm out. Because he was a wuss boat driver, he set us tied up stern first instead of bow first. The incoming waves overwhelmed the scuppers and the waves entered the engine room vent ports, which should have been sealed. They weren't sealed because I was never told to do that, which I should have been told to do, but our Captain was a maroon and we weren't trained worth a shit.

As the boat was going down, I ran downstairs and made a MayDay call. That's a weird feeling, making a MayDay call. "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! GWEN LYN GOING DOWN IN THE 26 FIELD! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!!! Plus, I was in the depths of the sinking boat. I was really not wanting to see water pouring down through the hatch. I escaped with seconds to spare.

A sister ship heard my call, as they were moored correctly and they came to our aid.

I remember being in the water, with all this shit that was on the loading deck swirling all around me, any of which could have killed me in a heartbeat if it struck me. It was actually more peaceful when I was in the water, as opposed to fighting to stay on the boat.

At the Coast Guard hearing, the Captain was found to be completely at fault.

Ever surfed?
 
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