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Mr. Whipple

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oh hell yes , they'd even skip my probing and and promote me to an Illegal alien

if you planned on bludgeoning some scumbag to death and your choices were ( 1 ) hammer ( 2 ) golf club
( 3 ) a hatchett ...what one would you use ?
 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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A claw hammer so I can gouge their eyes out at the same time.

If someone cloned a completely baby yoU, would you like it or would it be weird ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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No ! I am well.

What in your opinion is the most evil thing on earth ?
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Purely by accident. Bacardi 151.

Ever pluck some unknown mushrooms and cook them in your favorite sauce?
 

Swamp-Duck

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No !

Has a stranger ever got the wrong number and text you and you end up having a conversation anyway ?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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Hell Yes! One of the greatest moments of my life! This dude texted me and said "hey Dan this is Glen"
And it reminded me of Glenn Danzig so I texted back the begining of the lyrics of Mother the Danzig song and we took turn texting back and forth lines of the song in order it was crazy then he just stopped and never asked who I was I guess figured out he got the wrong number lol.

Same question
 

realgrimm

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yup,had someone call asking for an old owner to the number I now owned,remember pretending to be Jesus sending pics of "Jesus Watching" Jesus posing for sexy selfies followed eventually with a Jesus masturbating gif.. we laughed, we cried, this moment became part of us...lol.. he actually thanked me once he figured out what was going on (don't think he figured out I was phishing his facebook for facts though) ...hehe

same question
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Our number at the old digs used to belong to an exotic pet store. We constantly got calls asking about sugar gliders and iguanas. After dozens of calls I developed a rap that probably drove a lot of business to the owners' website... that still has their old number. I deserve a commission.

Have you ever eaten road kill?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Not that I know of.

If global warming made food hard to find, would you eat the body’s of the dead ?
 

Damaged Maven

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That's what we do now. Cow, pig, chicken, opossum....

Would you be a vegan if plants could scream in agony?
 

Swamp-Duck

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It’s not just the welfare of the animal why people don’t eat meat, it has a big knock on effect to the world.one example is a fishing village where for hundreds of years people rely on fish to eat and for their income, now these people have to mine salt for 12 hours a day just to feed their folks cos there’s big trawlers out there scooping up all the fish, they dry it and feed it to cattle and chickens, so people in the west can stuff their faces with KFC and burgers.

Going on your luck in life so far, how do you think you will die ?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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In the back of my van- - - - -

Have you ever woke up with a dick in your mouth ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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No, I’ve never done time for severing a cock and balls off.

Is there a show on television that you love and never miss, even though everyone takes the piss and says it’s crap ?
 

TheHaze

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NHRA Drag Racing- - - -- -

Have you even been in a room with people and lay a stink(fart) bomb and blame the dog ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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No I just admit it was me.

Have you ever thought of writing a book?
 
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