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Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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Stink of shit and say fuck it.

What one thing about you is very different from other people ?
 

Seamajor

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Where should I start?

Do you carry around toilet paper in your car?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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Yes and in my pocket too- - - - -

You ever eat food in the super market and not pay for it ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Yeah , lunch while browsing.

So you have any childhood memory’s that your family swear never happened?
 

SHAMPAIN

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Clubfoot because I’d love the irony of being shit at dancing...

What’s the first thing you’d do if you could turn into a dog for a day?
 

Swamp-Duck

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just go hungry thanks.

The English language is banned, you have to learn a new one, what’s it to be ?
 

Vile_Vixen

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If you could ban one poster from this board permanently who would it be
 

Swamp-Duck

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Can’t say I can think of anyone I would want completely banned.

If you could be in the news for doing something heroic, what would it be?
 

TheHaze

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Ha Ha - you are the one taking the picture - - - - - - -

Have you ever flash some one ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Flashed my arse a few times.

Would you live if someone said they would shoot you if you didn’t do the splits ?
 

Mr. Whipple

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after much consideration Golf nosed out fishing by the smallest margin

what is your favorite form of gambling ? ( ie ) football , horses etc... * I had to look up slang for splits *
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When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/
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in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
 
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Swamp-Duck

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after much consideration Golf nosed out fishing by the smallest margin

what is your favorite form of gambling ? ( ie ) football , horses etc... * I had to look up slang for splits *
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Wanking to the point of
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When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/
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in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
This is the splits.
 

Swamp-Duck

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I used to bet on the horses and the dogs , don’t now.

If aliens landed and said only the humans that believe in them could live, they could read your mind so you can’t lie, would you have a chance ?
 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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after much consideration Golf nosed out fishing by the smallest margin

what is your favorite form of gambling ? ( ie ) football , horses etc... * I had to look up slang for splits *
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Wanking to the point of
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When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/
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in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Lmfao trust you to make it about your dick.:LMAO:
 
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