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[skinofevil]

I tell them it's good. Free makes it good. On the other hand, sometimes I get the weirdest psychotic impulses. I never act on 'em, mind you, but the weirdest thoughts cross my mind, like, "I wonder how they'd react if I dumped this gravy all on the cat..."

What's the weirdest impulse like that you've ever felt (but preferably not acted on)?

 

[rigor79]

Since I started taking melatonin trying to get my sleep schedule normalized, I have had some doozies.

The weirdest one involved riding a grocery cart down a hill on a sidewalk as wide as a freeway, past a seriously gigantic building that looked like a cross between a casino and a shopping mall, and later having to hover+glide over the surface of the street because there was a tiny hammerhead shark "swimming" on the surface of the street trying to nip my feet but only able to boop my foot with the front of its head, which was mostly just intensely annoying.

Preferred method of execution for those who use leaf blowers?

leaf blower in mouth lol ..

would you drink a bottle of tabasco just for the fun and a bet?

 

[rigor79]

Bunged in one of them tree chipper things feet first , use a small one so they can see bits of themselves flying out the other end.

What is your most comfortable thing you wear at home ?

an old hoodie, i can't say goodbye too .. always close to me, like an autist lol.

yours?

 

[rigor79]

Sweats and a T-shirt- - - - - - -

Ever eat at someone's house and the food is the shit's and you tell them so or do you say it's good to be polite ?

Special question for KW; If you didn't have anything to eat for 2 weeks and was ready to kick the bucket would you eat at a cop's house ?

yeah, shut up and eat and be polite lol..

are those gingerbread houses?

 

[Jeannie]

i see no houses

do u find laughter contagious?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

depends on being stoned or not ...but if you have a few guys on a camping trip , farting is more contagious than the flu !

have you ever spit your food out in front of the cook ?

 

[Jeannie]

not yet

do u wear a seatbelt if just driving around the block?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah cos it only take a second to get caught by the old bill and I don’t need the agro.

Do you enjoy sneezing?

 

[Jeannie]

yup, its like scratching an itch

can u change a tire?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

not anymore , I sneezed my way thru the 80's ( if you catch my drift...snow drift that is )

have you ever bitten someone during a fight ,,bitten them like a mad dog ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

yup, its like scratching an itch

can u change a tire?


SORRY JEANNIE

 

[Jeannie]

come on - lets see that plumbers crack lol

 

[Jeannie]

not anymore , I sneezed my way thru the 80's ( if you catch my drift...snow drift that is )

have you ever bitten someone during a fight ,,bitten them like a mad dog ?

yea but i was like 5. we were playing duck duck goose and he wouldnt stop running after i caught him

what was your favorite recess game in school?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I used to juggle, I can still do it but not as well lol.

Did you ever have a crush on someone in school, how did it turn out ?

 

[rigor79]

i see no houses

do u find laughter contagious?

with a good friend, always .. i miss the times where one of the both start with a chuckle or giggle where it suddenly explodes in loud laughter ... like troughout this one and at 4:20 :Perfecto:



What makes you happy when alone and done .. ?

 

[rigor79]

depends on being stoned or not ...but if you have a few guys on a camping trip , farting is more contagious than the flu !

have you ever spit your food out in front of the cook ?

mnah .. one time stuffed it down out of politeness.

biggest dream you will never see really happening?

 

[rigor79]

Yeah cos it only take a second to get caught by the old bill and I don’t need the agro.

Do you enjoy sneezing?

yeah, relaxes unless it's hayfever .. i used to love the little tin cans from my great grandparent and grandparent with sneezing powder ..

favorite place to be during a hot summer .. ?

 

[rigor79]

I used to juggle, I can still do it but not as well lol.

Did you ever have a crush on someone in school, how did it turn out ?

yeah ... nothing stayed friends with her brother and was to shy .. lol ..

worst mistake in life so far..., something you can never revert..?

 

[Jeannie]

Yeah cos it only take a second to get caught by the old bill and I don’t need the agro.

Do you enjoy sneezing?

yeah, relaxes unless it's hayfever .. i used to love the little tin cans from my great grandparent and grandparent with sneezing powder ..

favorite place to be during a hot summer .. ?

mountains where its cooler

how often do u change your toothbrush?

 

[rigor79]

when needed .. but when single i don't always brush two times a day but i'm ok .. after my surgery to be improved again .. cos my life is sh*t at the moment and depressed too. but some good pple pull me trough .. after surgery it'll be fine i'm sure. :rightON:

How many a day do you shower?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Once a day....assuming times is the word you left out

Would you rather be burned alive or beheaded

 

[rigor79]

beheaded that's the fastest way and it gives a high in a way i think ..burned alive is burning your lungs when in/exhaling untill you burn to the second or third degree .. than it's only spasming i'm sure .. muscles or nerves get burned up? but if i had to select .. swift and simple .. 9mm trough my head or a 7.62mm ... one flash and done. i'd be afraid that's true ..

beheaded or ongoing stabbed in the neck?

 

[Jeannie]

beheaded

is this a boy or girl?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It’s from cute dead guys lol...

Would you want your death or rotting corpse to be on the internet ?

 

[rigor79]

beheaded

is this a boy or girl?

male ..

 

[rigor79]

It’s from cute dead guys lol...

Would you want your death or rotting corpse to be on the internet ?

mnope but if i where terminal i'd post a "goodbye message" here and send a photo of my corpse trough a relative or a mate .. for the rest it's up for donation or gunther hagens .. he's cool .. my brain is already reserved for america .. but need to find out the paperwork.

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he remind me of the pastor in poltergeist 2 i thought ..

If having to choose abt your body after dying is completed ... organ donation or science?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Buried in a biodegradable basket with an oak tree planted so my corpse could feed it. And I saw Gunther van hagens exhibition when it was in London, the man on the horse was just so weird.

If you could open a market stall what would you sell ?

 

[rigor79]

he's crazy but cool ,hope to see it someday but i've lost a lot of time ..

mmmm a market, depends on the country and what is requested on the market if everyone sells fruit, i'd go for exotic fruits alone..but my thing'd be offering only the expensive or often bought stuff or not easy to find stuff.. but quality for it's money...
i'd even open up a coffee shop with fruit store or special restaurant.. combination of what is addictive to pple .. or very liked ..
i see things like .. having a bdsm club is cool but wont attract all of them .. so i'd go by three to six floors and that means a factory with three levels or more .. from nilla sex to extreme perhaps gorebdsm the real extreme stuff .. attracts all of em and your (illegal) cashflow(s) go up .. something like that ..

stubborn or forgiving?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Stubborn.

Five star hotel in luxury or camping in a rainy nudist colony..

 

[rigor79]

Stubborn.

Five star hotel in luxury or camping in a rainy nudist colony..

mm wouldn't care but i prefer an isolated tribe .. would love to see that .. even cannibalism involved but afraid to go .. most get seen as an invader.. and die.

Europe or America ?