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TheHaze

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No but did my GF mom and got busted - - - - - - -

Have you ever called a take out food place and send food to someone else house for Ha Ha's ?
 
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Yeah, I know it was pathetic lol.

Have you ever had a funeral brochure sent to someone? That works better than the food lol.
 
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Swamp-Duck

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Must have been about 3 years old, I’ve shat myself since though if that’s any consolation.

Ever surprised puked somewhere embarrassing?
 

TheHaze

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No and that's a fear I have- - - - - -

Ever piss out of a window like from 3 floors up on some one below ?
 

TheHaze

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Close but no cigar,was station at Ft Polk and got shipped out 2 weeks before Mardi Gras 65 - - - - - -

Have you ever seak into a drive in movie ?
 

Damaged Maven

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There was a drive-in in North Charleston, SC, mid 70's, that showed soft X, visible to the overpass on I forget the road. You could park and enjoy the glory until the cops ran you off.

Oops. Ever been to a hardcore, Paul Reubens kind of art house?
 

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of course my horse, contributed to syrupy mess that was the floor ....bam bam bam !!!

Do you watch the pOrn on the daily ?
 
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Swamp-Duck

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BMW and yes I drive like an arseole it’s expected.


How long can you sleep in for when you don’t have to get up early ?
 

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Cocktails @ 5, after a fun packed day.

Do you like potluck get togethers?
 

TheHaze

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I like Italian or Mexican
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Date a Chinese or black person ?
 

TheHaze

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I just say no to drugs and booze - - - - - -

PS - In 8 days will be dry for 3 years - - - - - -

You ever play with yourself while driving ?
 
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Swamp-Duck

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No lol, and congrats on the 3years, that’s great.

If aliens said to come with them to their planet where you would live forever but never see earth or another human again ?
 

Damaged Maven

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I-64 at the entrance to the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel is often a parking lot at any time day or night... like Halloween night a few years ago. After a RHPS at the Naro Theater in Norfolk, the Goddess and I had enough time to engage in a vigorous and mutually satisfying 69 before traffic started moving.

Does your vehicle have tinted windows?
 

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I sleep when I can, where I can, regardless of condition. Used to sleep on a steel deck with lights on. You get used to it.

Eight solid hours or 40 winks?