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[The New Holliday]

I don't

Why should you?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Very much.

Are you going to tell him he can't come?

 

[The New Holliday]

Very much.

Are you going to tell him he can't come?

Yes.
Do you know why you can't?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

But but Larry invited me.

Have you asked him?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Nope.


Did you remember to bring the mayo?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Yes.

Whats mayo?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Short for mayonnaise


Is it safe?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Not sure.


Do you care?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Fuck no.


Are we there yet?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Almost. Can you just wait 5 more minutes?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, I have to poop.


Is it always going to be like this?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Fuck no!

Do you want it to always be like this?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Maybe, maybe not.


What kind of change should be done?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Ban woman from wearing clothes except the fatties.

What else do we need to change?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Moar poarn!


Should we force the change at gunpoint?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Of course, even if its not necessary.

Do you have any missiles?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

A few


Should I buy some more from the Iranians?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Yes, they are having a sale.

Did you remember the scuba gear?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Forgot it, sorry


When are we expected to arrive?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

An hour late cas of traffic.

Are you planning on wearing THOSE shoes the whole time???

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

But they match my eyebrows.


Why are you wearing THAT dress?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Cas my other one has spooge on it.

Can I borrow your washing machine?

 

[Seamajor]

Try the laundromat

Bet there’s one right around to corner

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, the nearest one is 14 miles away, give or take a dozen.


If some place is south of the sun and east of the moon, does it mean it is close to downtown Sheboygan?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Most of the time.

Whos that over there? --------->

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

A piece of green fuzz on a lollipop.


Do my jeans make my girlfriend's butt look big?

 

[Seamajor]

Well Larry. Absolutely

Do you have a vacation planned?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'm heading to Antarctica in July.


If a plane leaves NYC at 6:30am for LA and another plane leaves DC for LA at 7:30am, which plane will have more corrupt officials?

 

[Seamajor]

Never really thought about it.

Do you enjoy air travel

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

As long as there are enough barfbags on the plane.


If it's called Montezuma's revenge in Mexico, then what do they call the diarrhea due to Indian food?