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Jeannie

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in a hammock on a boat

do u ever buy 'as seen on tv' things?
i dont but am tempted 2 order the ice genie lol
 

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Hell no. Probably cheap Chinese junk.

Speaking of, here's a question: Ever get ripped off buying something you thought would be really cool, only to have it turn out to be cheap Chinese junk? If so, what was it?
 

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but its the ice GENIE so it must be the best :D
chinese junk is sort of broad so hmm...
a POS screwdriver from the dollar store and the metal was softer than the screw ffs
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Yep, sure have. Leather jacket from a site called Buff Eagle. It was discounted, according to the site. Looked good, had cargo pockets and a zippered chest pocket. Took a month to show up. That had me suspicious, thinking they'd taken the money and not shipped anything. But it finally showed up. Except, contrary to the description, it wasn't leather -- polyurethane. Pleather, in other words. And those nice cargo pockets? Not pockets. Just flaps with buttons on them made to look like snaps. The zipper pocket? Nope -- just a zipper. Turned out the thing wasn't made by any company called "Buff Eagle" but rather by a Chinese manufacturer called JooBox, and it wasn't discounted from the $400-ish the site claims; the manufacturer sells it for $72, which IMO is about $62 more than they should sell it for.

Same question.
 
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As I don’t pay for many things, it wouldn’t matter.
When you die, are you going to donate your dead bits ?
 

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nope - all of me is going in that oven!
ever see the weird vids of necrophiles and sort of worry? even tho ur dead but eww
 

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Viking funeral. Might as well get disposed of with style.

If you were starving and had no alternatives, would you eat your own flesh to survive?
 
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No I bet I taste rancid .

If they was taking the first people to colonise mars and live in a big dome , would you go ?
 

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Without reservation. I don't even need any pretty ladies, although a few would be nice. I would go just for the time in space in between here and there. 0 grav has always been a fantasy.

Could you live on an island without anyone else on it? (Assuming food and water were not a problem)
 

RAVEN

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I could probably do it for a couple weeks :)
Have you ever wished death on someone and then have it happen?:) lol
 

TheHaze

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Yes

Have you ever kick a dyke in there pussy or a guy in the balls ?
 

RAVEN

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Nope... I have punched a dude in the jaw for shaving off my eyebrow while I was passed out drunk.. lol..

Have you ever been bitten by a vicious animal that required medical attention?
 

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Yes , an Irish , Italian brunette that couldn't handle Rum , she bit my inner forearm and got a chunk of KobeWhipple ...had to go the the ER and have it debrided and dressed.

have you ever " hopped " a freight train , even for fun ...short trip ?
 
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Can’t swear to it, I did see something weird once, it was like a silver V shape > more like that,it wasn’t making any noise and wasn’t like any plane I’d ever seen, but then again I was in Essex and anything is possible in Essex.

If the anunnaki came and was going to distroy us all , it depended on your answer to their question, you alone, so describe the human race ?
 

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Same answer.

Ever had a revolutionary idea for a new invention and realize someone else beat you to it?
 

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I don't think so

Are you brave enough to wear a MAGA hat into a Mexican restaurant and eat the food they bring to you?
 
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Yeah I would for a dare, but then again I might look a bit daft as I’m in the UK.

Would you make a porno film with a camel for a million quid ?
 
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I don't think so

Are you brave enough to wear a MAGA hat into a Mexican restaurant and eat the food they bring to you?

OK so no shit here, last Friday night I went to a Mexican restaurant and there was a dude there with a MAGA hat. Sorry to jump in, carry on.

That was just rude.....
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TheHaze

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Would you wear this to a Mexican restaurant ?




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TheHaze

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NO !

Would you bang (or tit fuck)Nancy Pelosi ?
 

RAVEN

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Not a man... but if I were and I was horny af… And she was the last female on earth.... I wouldn't/couldn't fuck any part of that sour, raunchy pig.

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, what would it be?
 

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Not for no reason, but many times for good reason.

My favorite was telling a (very self conscious) woman who outranked the hell out of me, "Memphis food sure seems to be agreeing with you, You must be enjoying your time here"