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[Swamp-Duck]

Two pairs of boots from Penelope Chilvers...


What’s the best thing to spread on toast ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Cream cheese with a tomato slice. Salted butter with an almost runny egg. Peanut butter with a slice of apple. The possibilities wobble the mind.
But never marmite.
Ever put shredded carrot in spaghetti sauce? Asking for a friend....

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I put all sorts in it cos I don’t eat meat...

When was the last time you felt proud of yourself ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

An old guy named Baker pulled in next to me at the Restore and asked if I could help him with aa couch he'd just bought. Take it to his senior apartment, set it up. When a friend asks for help you help him, so we loaded it in the truck and lugged it into his little apartment. Perfect fit, no sweat, and when we were done he wanted to give me $25. No, mate, give that back to Restore or the SPCA.

Where will you live when you can't live on your own?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Hell probably

how many hours of sleep do you need ? how many do you actually get ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Dunno how much I need, I get about 8 hours.

What’s your favourite thing you own ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Uncledilf ....:ROFL3:

same question.............

 

[Vile_Vixen]

My big screen TV

How many times have you been in love?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Twice. I don't take that shit lightly.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Oh, what was your first love?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

A big German Shepard named Freida.



What one forum member would you like to sit on your sofa with you ?

 

[RAVEN]

Sorry to say.. nobody.. ya'll are nutso LOL... including myself :D

same question :)

 

[Scott]

I don't know about a sofa, but across a table maybe a few.

If you lived in the Old West, would you carry a gun or be one of those peaceful looking folk?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I don't know about a sofa, but across a table maybe a few.

If you lived in the Old West, would you carry a gun or be one of those peaceful looking folk?

I'd be like one of those vigilantes, going around killing criminals.

If you were sentenced to lose one of your five main senses, which one would you choose?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Smell. The Goddess can stink up a bathroom.
Can you dance?

 

[Seamajor]

No

Why would someone love you?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Dunno I’m not very lovable..


What would you say was a minor corruption..

 

[TheHaze]

Oh, what was your first love?A friends wife and was doomed from the start and feel bad about till this day - - - - -

same question -

 

[Seamajor]

Don’t deal with that shit any more.


Who would you rather be with. A porn star, or a chubby rich chick?

 

[Damaged Maven]

You had me at chubby....
Would you turn down a sure thing?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No, not a long shot either..

Are we talking about the same thing ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Depends.
Are we talking about sex?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I thought it was horse racing..lol

 

[Scott]

Not sure what the question is, so..

Favorite zombie movie?

This is mine.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I'm old school ..the flick that started it all Night Of The Living Dead.....same question ...........

 

[Scott]

I was thinking of "less obvious" best, NOTLD and DOTD take the obvious top two.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

my favorite zombie comedy .... Shaun of the dead..............

 

[Damaged Maven]

We seem to be off the rails here.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ you may have fried your brain pan Maven , question ...favorite treat at Halloween when you were young ? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Damaged Maven]

Red candy apples and popcorn balls!
Really, did you ever find a razorblade in an apple?