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$10,000 to give er a suck


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No level of desperation would be enough for that.

Ever order the weirdest shit you can think of on a pizza just to mess with the kid at the pizzaria, and if so, what was the order?
 
No. I love money more than I love community pussy.

Ever defecated into something you're not supposed to, and if so, what was the receptacle?
 
Overcast but not too cold, just nice and mild. (I live in Arizona, so while that's a pretty strange answer anywhere else, you'd find it's pretty common for Arizonans.)

Where would you refuse to have sex?
 
I do, chiefly because my "world" is pretty much just me doin' my thing.

Strangest interaction you've ever had with a complete stranger in public?
 
have you ever dated someone because they had a good sense of humor , but being plain in the looks dept. ?

Yeah, one of my exes was like that. Witty, clever girl, but a bit of a butterface. Tall, though, which I'm into.

Sticking with my previous question, carry on.
 
I caught a dude trying to break into my car. He was contrite and started to cry. Said he had a drug habit, and kept moving.

what’s your worst habit?
 
NOOOO and tbh.. I can't watch ANY of the rhetoric from either side... It's nauseating and makes me wish they'd all die :D

last time you got a haircut????
 
13 years ago -

Have you ever eat at a restaurant and not pay(run out ) the bill ?
 
always 2 sides or more -

How do you get rid of the nuggets that you pick from your nose ?
 
Yes.. I grew up fishing.. it's been a couple of years since I've been though :/

Your favorite breakfast cereal???
 
it Has to be that long life stuff, the red one, otherwise any other milk makes me sick.


What’s the worst thing you’ve dreamed of doing to someone you don’t like ?
 
So far only shoot them but do wonder what it would be like to use a knife- - - - - -

Have you ever been in a accident that put you in a hospital ?
 
Yeah I had a Robin in my car it shat twice quite recently, flew out the boot window as soon as I tried to take a picture, I also had a fuckin bat that flew inthe window of a lodge I was at that thankfully flew out the door about 5min later... A cat in my house that must’ve spent the whole night on my sofa haha respect...

Same question lol
 
2 Birds seperate times flew down my parents chimney when I lived there

I claimed a kitty that was only 4-5 weeks old and her brother(assumed)since I found them ditched by the crackheads upstairs from me and hiding under a car pretty skitish so I opened my window and put out some tuna which they gobbled then snuck outside an scared them into my house where my dog was


What is your favourite thing to eat