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u woke up
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yes - most recent 2019 Mitsubishi Outlander Sport
have you ever seen a shooting star ?
have you ever seen a shooting star ?
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no , but if they fuck with me ...I'll throw down in a NY minute 2 to toothless , 8 to eighty :LMAO:
have you ever been caught shoplifting ? if so at what age ?
have you ever been caught shoplifting ? if so at what age ?
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try spitting instead of swallowing
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There was this one eyed barfly in Cancun. With a few shots of well tequila she'd pop her glass eye out for a raucous socket fuck. Good times!
Wait! Ever had sex... socket fuck or otherwise... in public?
Wait! Ever had sex... socket fuck or otherwise... in public?
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I just can't picture it
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:Dazed:
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Skull-fucking was first documented by the ancient Aztecs on carvings on temple walls. It is believed that after a rather intense battle, warriors would retreat to a special area in the village where they would do a little dance, then make a little love, and get down tonight... inside each other's cranial cavities. It is also said that too much skull-fucking is the main reason their civilization died out. Often, an intense session would lead to an unintended lobotomy, rendering the warrior a . This did not bode well for the Aztec army, who was left defenseless against their neighbors, who needed a place to build an in-ground pool, but didn't have room on their property. Fucking neighbors! ( WTF )
Origins[]
Skull-fucking was first documented by the ancient Aztecs on carvings on temple walls. It is believed that after a rather intense battle, warriors would retreat to a special area in the village where they would do a little dance, then make a little love, and get down tonight... inside each other's cranial cavities. It is also said that too much skull-fucking is the main reason their civilization died out. Often, an intense session would lead to an unintended lobotomy, rendering the warrior a . This did not bode well for the Aztec army, who was left defenseless against their neighbors, who needed a place to build an in-ground pool, but didn't have room on their property. Fucking neighbors! ( WTF )
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$902.oo on a three dollar bet at the casino on Jurassic Park slot
when did you have your first alcohol beverage ( age )
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I really don't remember having legit won anything. In fact, most of the time I don't even get what I work for, let alone get stuff I didn't work for.
What's the most embarrassing article of clothing you currently own and wear regularly?
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I haven't changed my scanties for 18 days. It has no elastic and there's a hole where the wind blows.
Shower or bathtub?
Shower or bathtub?
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Shower. It's quicker.
Meanest thing you've ever said to a panhandler?
Meanest thing you've ever said to a panhandler?
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Yesterday..
Ever had a black eye, and how ?
Ever had a black eye, and how ?
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Yep. Standard schoolyard fight.
Strangest vehicle you've ever rode in/on?
Strangest vehicle you've ever rode in/on?
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^^^ Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb no doubt!?
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