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[RAVEN]

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What's the last thing you did to piss someone off?? :)

 

[Seamajor]

Bash the fuck out of the dildo pretending to be the Pres.

guess what happened next

 

[RAVEN]

Um?? Your boyfriend left you for another man, stole your favorite pink panties, and went to a Bernie convention that he had promised you?? :) Just a guess lol
Favorite icecream :)

 

[TheHaze]

Rocky Road -

Ever have sex on a public beach ?

 

[Jeannie]

Bash the fuck out of the dildo pretending to be the Pres.

guess what happened next

u woke up

 

[Jeannie]

Rocky Road -

Ever have sex on a public beach ?

no

would u take a ride in an driverless/auto-drive car?

 

[Seamajor]

No

do you own a car?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

yes - most recent 2019 Mitsubishi Outlander Sport

have you ever seen a shooting star ?

 

[TheHaze]

Many times -

Have you ever seen a bald headed white male jerking off at the beach ?

 

[X]

Yes you fucker ...and if I see you doing it again I'm callin' the Fuzz ..

If you found out you have high Blood pressure would it concern you ?

 

[TheHaze]

Yes and I do have blood pressure and keep it under control - - - - - -

Do you like to piss people off when driving ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

no , but if they fuck with me ...I'll throw down in a NY minute 2 to toothless , 8 to eighty :LMAO:

have you ever been caught shoplifting ? if so at what age ?

 

[X]

STAR WARS FIGURES...I was possessed by that movie and stole hundreds of those figures fuck if I only had them all now $$$$ got caught of course 11 or so old ..


How the FUCK are you expected to eat food with no salt ??

 

[Jeannie]

STAR WARS FIGURES...I was possessed by that movie and stole hundreds of those figures fuck if I only had them all now $$$$ got caught of course 11 or so old ..


How the FUCK are you expected to eat food with no salt ??

try spitting instead of swallowing

 

[Jeannie]

sorry, my Q

does stinkyfinger realize semen is high in sodium?

 

[X]

eye fuck !

lol

 

[Damaged Maven]

There was this one eyed barfly in Cancun. With a few shots of well tequila she'd pop her glass eye out for a raucous socket fuck. Good times!

Wait! Ever had sex... socket fuck or otherwise... in public?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I just can't picture it

 

[Mr. Whipple]

:Dazed:
Origins[

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Skull-fucking was first documented by the ancient Aztecs on carvings on temple walls. It is believed that after a rather intense battle, warriors would retreat to a special area in the village where they would do a little dance, then make a little love, and get down tonight... inside each other's cranial cavities. It is also said that too much skull-fucking is the main reason their civilization died out. Often, an intense session would lead to an unintended lobotomy, rendering the warrior a

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. This did not bode well for the Aztec army, who was left defenseless against their neighbors, who needed a place to build an in-ground pool, but didn't have room on their property. Fucking neighbors! ( WTF )

 

[RAVEN]

No......
What is the last thing you've won?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

$902.oo on a three dollar bet at the casino on Jurassic Park slot

when did you have your first alcohol beverage ( age )

 

[skinofevil]

No......
What is the last thing you've won?

I really don't remember having legit won anything. In fact, most of the time I don't even get what I work for, let alone get stuff I didn't work for.

What's the most embarrassing article of clothing you currently own and wear regularly?

 

[Damaged Maven]

I haven't changed my scanties for 18 days. It has no elastic and there's a hole where the wind blows.

Shower or bathtub?

 

[skinofevil]

Shower. It's quicker.

Meanest thing you've ever said to a panhandler?

 

[RAVEN]

Go get a job, YOU FUCK!!!!
Last time you cooked dinner for more than 5 people??

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yesterday..

Ever had a black eye, and how ?

 

[skinofevil]

Yep. Standard schoolyard fight.

Strangest vehicle you've ever rode in/on?

 

[Jeannie]

a pogo stick in a 'toys r us'

same Q

 

[Breakfall]

^^^ Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb no doubt!?

 

[TheHaze]

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Strangest vehicle you've ever rode in/on?[/QUOTE]

A elephant -

Ever fly a plane ?