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Um?? Your boyfriend left you for another man, stole your favorite pink panties, and went to a Bernie convention that he had promised you?? :) Just a guess lol
Favorite icecream :)
 
Many times -

Have you ever seen a bald headed white male jerking off at the beach ?
 
Yes you fucker ...and if I see you doing it again I'm callin' the Fuzz ..

If you found out you have high Blood pressure would it concern you ?
 
Yes and I do have blood pressure and keep it under control - - - - - -

Do you like to piss people off when driving ?
 
STAR WARS FIGURES...I was possessed by that movie and stole hundreds of those figures fuck if I only had them all now $$$$ got caught of course 11 or so old ..


How the FUCK are you expected to eat food with no salt ??
 
Stinkyfinger said:
STAR WARS FIGURES...I was possessed by that movie and stole hundreds of those figures fuck if I only had them all now $$$$ got caught of course 11 or so old ..


How the FUCK are you expected to eat food with no salt ??
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try spitting instead of swallowing
 
There was this one eyed barfly in Cancun. With a few shots of well tequila she'd pop her glass eye out for a raucous socket fuck. Good times!

Wait! Ever had sex... socket fuck or otherwise... in public?
 
I just can't picture it
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:Dazed:
Origins[
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Skull-fucking was first documented by the ancient Aztecs on carvings on temple walls. It is believed that after a rather intense battle, warriors would retreat to a special area in the village where they would do a little dance, then make a little love, and get down tonight... inside each other's cranial cavities. It is also said that too much skull-fucking is the main reason their civilization died out. Often, an intense session would lead to an unintended lobotomy, rendering the warrior a
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. This did not bode well for the Aztec army, who was left defenseless against their neighbors, who needed a place to build an in-ground pool, but didn't have room on their property. Fucking neighbors! ( WTF )
 
HELLFIRE said:
No......
What is the last thing you've won?
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I really don't remember having legit won anything. In fact, most of the time I don't even get what I work for, let alone get stuff I didn't work for.

What's the most embarrassing article of clothing you currently own and wear regularly?
 
I haven't changed my scanties for 18 days. It has no elastic and there's a hole where the wind blows.

Shower or bathtub?
 
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Strangest vehicle you've ever rode in/on?[/QUOTE]

A elephant -

Ever fly a plane ?
 
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