Bastard Factory 2025 Suck Awards

[MrNiceGuy]

No, Seamajors pussy

Is Seamajor's pussy an anchor baby? (olde pirate joke)

Seamajor?

How old is your pussy?

We just had to capstar and advantage drip drop our two because they like to lay outside and ended up with fleas.

No joke, years ago I lived in a second story apartment with a second story porch and my cat got fleas just by being outside on a second story porch with tile as flooring. These fleas are ambitious. I'll give them that. I wish I had their work ethic.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Hey MrAIGuy...so you wannabe a poet? Otay

Yeah okay so listen to what speaks to you,
This is not unique & certainly not new.

Will we go to heaven or will we fry?
Or worst we all get diplomas from DeVry?

Your turn Dylan. Sing like Lay Lady Lay. Or be abstract.
Or did you miss that?

Pablo Picasso could paint things. But he chose to paint shit because people were bored of things. They wanted shit.
Nirvana could play music. But they chose basic raw simple power chords because people were bored of technically polished songs only about sex & drugs.
Bob Dylan could sing, (like he did in Lay Lady Lay). He chose not to because he felt his music stood on its own merits rather than than the faux polish of his voice. Or he felt like people wanted real shit. Not polished shit.

I was born well before yesterday. Not yesterday literally.

 

[Fredricka]

Is Seamajor's pussy an anchor baby? (olde pirate joke)

Seamajor?

How old is your pussy?

We just had to capstar and advantage drip drop our two because they like to lay outside and ended up with fleas.

No joke, years ago I lived in a second story apartment with a second story porch and my cat got fleas just by being outside on a second story porch with tile as flooring. These fleas are ambitious. I'll give them that. I wish I had their work ethic.

He doesnt seem to want to talk about his pussy anymore, no idea why

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I have a couple of JW's that have been stopping by for about 20 years now.

I talk with them and listen. They mean well.

The guy who seems to be the leader is "Ken". We talk about religion, but also about other things like hockey and baseball - he used to play both so we talk a little bit about "back in the old days".

His wife passed a few years ago.

Just because he thinks that I will not join him in the afterlife is no reason to not like the guy.


@Lily @Jack @Joe @Admin.

So you troll JW's too.

Good one!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Oh. I beg to differ.

If lets say Garraty is correct and you just die. How do you find out? I liken death to a more peaceful sleep, without any kinds of dreams or brain activity. It's just darkness, you're not aware, you just are. Even then you're not able to say, okay, this is what death is like.

Now, lets say on the other hand that reincarnation does exist in more of a spiritual form. Lets say you get reincarnated as another male. Even then you're not going to know. It would be more of the universe just using life force to animate a biological entity.

So you see, without any kind of brain consciousness when we die, there's no way anyone knows or will know what awaits each and every one of us when we expire.

"It's not death if you refuse it... it is if you accept it." ~ James O'Barr 'The Crow'

"That's all I have to say about that." ~ Gump. Forrest R.

R stand for REEEEEEE latable.






Gotcha!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

She haz too much catnip

Ahhh teh million uses for googly eyez. They never stopz 4 the lulz.

 

[Lily]

He doesnt seem to want to talk about his pussy anymore, no idea why

What more is there to say about his cat?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

He doesnt seem to want to talk about his pussy anymore, no idea why

Lack of tail? Not a problem for the flaccid.

Seems his puss is good for fluff.

Opposites attract but twinsies for the winsies!

 

[Fredricka]

What more is there to say about his cat?

I did a pic of him with glasses on, it was adorable

 

[Murdy]

Go fuck a tailpipe!!! Kitten killer

 

[Flynn]

"It's not death if you refuse it... it is if you accept it." ~ James O'Barr 'The Crow'

"That's all I have to say about that." ~ Gump. Forrest R.

R stand for REEEEEEE latable.






Gotcha!

One cannot refuse the inevitable.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

One cannot refuse the inevitable.

Pretty sure he meant don't fear or dread death.

Treat the reaper like we treat our friends here. Say fuck you and mean it!

Fiends. I meant fiends. We should fuck friends and say fuck you to fiends.