Bastard Factory Fights 1

[Ivor Nissan]

Fuck your xmas and fuuuuuuuuck your mother!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Oh, pack it up lads, take your kit home, this fight is over. Ivor bad alt just won it, we can't possibly compete with this

 

[Fredricka]

Standings

1. Seamajor 13 Points
2. Reggie Essent 6 points
3. Fredricka 5 points
4. ESAD 3.25 points
4. Admin 3.25 points
6. The Cuntess 2 points
6. Klaatu 2 points

Seamajor flynn? Fucking SEAMAJOR, you cennatt be serious! No, I get you're trying to put some fire in our bellies by putting a corpse in first place, but PLEASE, show some respect for the living

 

[ESAD TIA]

Seamajor flynn? Fucking SEAMAJOR, you cennatt be serious! No, I get you're trying to put some fire in our bellies by putting a corpse in first place, but PLEASE, show some respect for the living

Yeah he won churning out his greatest hits no less.

Originality zero points.

 

[Fredricka]

Yeah he won churning out his greatest hits no less.

Originality zero points.

Yep. Hay treckter az, you huzbend gaye. There, I just won it

 

[ESAD TIA]

Yep. Hay treckter az, you huzbend gaye. There, I just won it

Correct but don't do it again, you made me do a bit of sick in my mouf.

 

[Fredricka]

No. whos Diego anyway? Is his nose up against Fatso prostrate like yours. Trumps gonna make a loser like you rich, right?

Its PROSTATE, you complete and utter imbecile, prostrate was the position you had diego in. Look it up and learn something, you gormless nause. Lol, the fopaws keep a coming

 

[ESAD TIA]

Its PROSTATE, you complete and utter imbecile, prostrate was the position you had diego in. Look it up and learn something, you gormless nause. Lol, the fopaws keep a coming

 

[Fredricka]

Esad, fopaw is how Seamajor says and spells faux pas, when I spotted this a few months ago I found it completely hilarious and haven't let him forget it. He also has a word robe you know, and a whole new dictionary of his own, the semen edition

 

[wizer]

Its PROSTATE, you complete and utter imbecile

In all fairness, prostate is one of the more tricky ones.

It's even hard to pronounce it without sort of twisting your tongue around and sounding like you're choking on a raisin.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Esad, fopaw is how Seamajor says and spells faux pas, when I spotted this a few months ago I found it completely hilarious and haven't let him forget it. He also has a word robe you know, and a whole new dictionary of his own, the semen edition

 

[realgrimm]

What if cockeye isn't as sweet and innocent as we think, he could be in on it with Seamajor, he might even be the instigator of their murderous rampages. He'll get away with it and live the high life cuz he looks cute and dippy while Seamajor does the jail time . Lily, report Seamajor to the authorities, we'll all support you on this one