Bastard Factory Fights 1

[MrNiceGuy]

Will you two just fuck and get it over with?

They got the cheap motel room together.

Now just waiting on the viagra delivery.

Still just passing time with dirty foreplay talk.

Such teasers!

 

[Jack]

Ahhh reminds me of colostomy bag hole porn.. what a sight

I just remember the joke from National Lampoon about LBJ fucking kennedy in the throat to fool the Warren Commission into thinking it was an exit wound.

Created the term "fuck you in the neck" at TK over it.

Penn Teller must have seen some of my posts because at one point he did this:

 

[MrNiceGuy]

By the way, I do hate smokers. Bet you’re one

If you hate smokers you must not have a pole?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Pay attention. Puerto Rican? You dummy can’t ever spell it. Try CR. Its was a pool girl. Catch up on your own time Sonny.

So Diego was a Tranny? What were her pronouns?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Yo this is thread of the fucking YEAR, baby

Thank @George from Pizza Hut

She's the hostess with the mostest.*





*Cock in her frock.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

That was my line when I first met him, except I said it was b flat.

B flat like a steam roller victim.

Or be steamed like a flat iron victim.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Ahhh reminds me of colostomy bag hole porn.. what a sight

Some people like porn with old bags.

Some people like porn with new bags.

Some people like porn with shit bags.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

 

[The Cuntess]

Sounds romantic ,to bad @Seamajor requires tears as lube.. hes been confronted on this and thinks when his ass gets presented store lube is offensive.. Ive confirmed these allegations and reports, complaints about his sexual deviance is nothing new.

I can’t breathe

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

I can’t breathe

Good, keep it up.

 

[Frood]

P




Frood wins the internet

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

 

[Frood]

Look at his genetically inferior kitty, the trauma present in its soulless eyes

I've got no come back but Diego appears to have one....

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Can I have you autograph

What did you do with the other 9?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I thought Diego was a foundling orphan. Looks like SeaSlopey kept him chained in the compound until he grew into a young man.

That must have been when Slopey traded poor Diego for that fancy rug. Diego just got too old for Slopes.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

@realgrimm
. Where is that neutral face reaction emoji used to be here?
That's the one I would reach for in reading 95% of posts.
. Could you please find and activate?

Something like:

 

[Holy Holliday !]

People got offended it only seemed necessary we remove it

Well, of course, it should never be intended to offend in any way.

...and I promise never to use it in that way.
Please reactivate.

 

[ESAD TIA]

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#Justice4BlankStareEmoji

 

[Holy Holliday !]

#Justice4BlankStareEmoji

 

[ESAD TIA]

BLANK STARES MATTER

BLANK STARES MATTER

BSM BSM BSM BSM

 

[Jack]

 

[Frood]

I encourage rebellion if you can find a way, Ill defend you

Crosseye is a rebel-lion.

It scratched up Seaboob's scrotum when he was balls deep in it and then bit him on his pimple head.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Now, this one, I feel the eyes make it look a little the sad side of neutral.
. Though this too may make a poignant interpolation at times.

 

[ESAD TIA]

It looks like some kids coming home from school early to catch his mum getting blasted from the back by the family German Shepherd.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Well, of course, it should never be intended to offend in any way.

...and I promise never to use it in that way.
Please reactivate.

Dude! Who gives a fuck about any smiley, er, I mean emoji?

I only give laughs and likes and only very rarely give a neg.

No one cares if you don't care either way.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

It looks like some kids coming home from school early to catch his mum getting blasted from the back by the family German Shepherd.

Yeah, particularly if he had brought a new school friend home with him.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Dude! Who gives a fuck about any smiley, er, I mean emoji?

I only give laughs and likes and only very rarely give a neg.

No one cares if you don't care either way.

Still it makes a point.
...and isn't that the point of the emojies?

 

[ESAD TIA]

Yeah, particularly if he had brought a new school friend home with him.

Kid went to his new friends house for tea, left with a video on his iPhone19

 

[Fredricka]

By the way, I do hate smokers. Bet you’re one

You smoke, get off your high horse

 

[ESAD TIA]

Still it makes a point.
...and isn't that the point of the emojies?

Use your words big homie.