Bastard Factory Forums Vs Jack (Docket #61255-7784)

[Blandscape]

Is not and was never a thing despite your continued insistence on clinging to the lie.

Just let it go, bruh.



Also not a thing and ask him yourself.
He's around at least once a day at the moment.

I keep telling you, your meme's don't work in Scotland. Literally, your image content is not viewable in my region. I am just going to assume it was pertinent.

Well, my English cousin works on a Mayan calendar and might possibly be available for ridicule in the year 3424 during an summer equinox, or if his sister-mother has not made his favourite Cornish High Tea by High Noon tomorrow. It's hard to tell when these twats are accessible to scorn and derision.

 

[Fredricka]

I'm hearing rumours that jacks run out of cheeses, LET THE CHEESE GAMES BEGIN!

 

[Blandscape]

I'm hearing rumours that jacks run out of cheeses, LET THE CHEESE GAMES BEGIN!

I like roasting cheese.

 

[Fredricka]

I like roasting cheese.

You dont prefer to deep fry it?

 

[Blandscape]

You dont prefer to deep fry it?

Of course I enjoy stereotypes, like you must enjoy erudite statements of flaccid and floppy attempts at humour.

 

[jack]

You'll address me as 'Your Honor' or 'Sir' or 'The Great And Awesome Mr. Judge' or not at all.

I'll tolerate no insolence from someone accused of the crimes you've allegedly committed.

If I want any more shit out of you I'll just squeeze your head, fuckley.

Dismissed.

 

[Blandscape]

You contribute far more than you think Fred!

 

[jack]

she's a literal Farmer Fred.

 

[Fredricka]

Of course I enjoy stereotypes, like you must enjoy erudite statements of flaccid and floppy attempts at humour.

I saw your cornish stereo type so I thought I'd join in

 

[jack]

so I thought

Something you're incapable of.

 

[Adam]

What do you suppose has Jacklyn sooooo TRIGGERED?

I'll wager that being a 5'2" ginger dwarf has a lot to do with his ongoing "condition".

 

[Fredricka]

she's a literal Farmer Fred.

Who is?

 

[Flynn]

I'm just here on a holiday from common sense lass. Don't get your panties in a bundle. You have always taken this far too seriously. I enjoy that about you.

I must say dear chap, you're sounding alot like Jack. Who takes their vacay on Bastard Factory Forums besides you two ancient relics?

Seriously? I'm taking all this too seriously? Aren't you the one out here on vacation? I guess you're out of sorts this time of year when your coffin goes onto the shop for necessary maintenance.

 

[Adam]

I like roasting cheese.

Marinated in Buckfast and Iron Bruuuu ?

 

[Flynn]

Of course I enjoy stereotypes, like you must enjoy erudite statements of flaccid and floppy attempts at humour.

You've seen Holligay's cock? Was it shaped like a shadow?

 

[Blandscape]

It was shaped by American Christian fundamentalism.

 

[Flynn]

It was shaped by American Christian fundamentalism.

Oh my goodness!

If that's the case then there isn't a little boy who is safe!

 

[Blandscape]

Anyho, I have had a lovely time today. You all look efter yerselves, no-one else will...whatever your persuasions and defamations.

 

[Flynn]

Anyho, I have had a lovely time today. You all look efter yerselves, no-one else will...whatever your persuasions and defamations.

Will you be taking your son Adam with you? You guys sound soooo much alike.

 

[Blandscape]

Will you be taking your son Adam with you? You guys sound soooo much alike.

I was always the genesis and he was my exodus bonnie lass. Stay well.

 

[Garraty_47]

I keep telling you, your meme's don't work in Scotland. Literally, your image content is not viewable in my region. I am just going to assume it was pertinent.

It... it was a /facePalm emoji from this very forum's selection.

And for that it deserves an encore:

Well, my English cousin works on a Mayan calendar and might possibly be available for ridicule in the year 3424 during an summer equinox, or if his sister-mother has not made his favourite Cornish High Tea by High Noon tomorrow. It's hard to tell when these twats are accessible to scorn and derision.

I'm booked solid in 3424; that's the year I'm launching an enlightenment mission to several small planets in the Pleiades region. I can either pre-record some humourously berating clips for their listening pleasure on the equinox or we'll have to arrange something after 3600-3800.

 

[Fredricka]

We should all take a few minutes to think about the wonder of holidays massive manhood . Ommmmmmm

 

[Holliday 3000]

We should all take a few minutes to think about the wonder of holidays massive manhood . Ommmmmmm

You said you wouldn't tell them.
.The last thing I want is Fruit and Flynntard following be around begging for pictures.
Things are bad enough as it is.

 

[Fredricka]

You said you wouldn't tell them.
.The last thing I want is Fruit and Flynntard following be around begging for pictures.
Things are bad enough as it is.

I'm sorry, I know how modest you are too

 

[Flynn]

We should all take a few minutes to think about the wonder of holidays massive manhood . Omlapping.

No we shouldn't, because like with what happened with you when you found out it was only a shadow of Holligay's crooked big toe, people will be let down.

 

[Garraty_47]

We should all take a few minutes to think about the wonder of holidays massive manhood . Ommmmmmm

Eewww.
Or we could just ...you know... not.

I vote Not.

 

[Flynn]

You said you wouldn't tell them.
.The last thing I want is Fruit and Flynntard following be around begging for pictures.
Things are bad enough as it is.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be all hot, and bothered over a shadow of a giant light fixture.

 

[Fredricka]

No we shouldn't, because like with what happened with you when you found out it was only a shadow of Holligay's crooked big toe, people will be let down.

It does create a massive shadow

 

[Fredricka]

Eewww.
Or we could just ...you know... not.

I vote Not.

Naturally you wouldn't want to think about it, we wouldn't want you feeling sad and inadequate

 

[Adam]

It was shaped by American Christian fundamentalism.

Blandy, fill me in..... you leftards are going further with the juden hate than proud "far right" neo-nazis like myself have done in recent times and it's looking as though 110 will be orchestrated by leftists, all because you hate Islamics being genocided in the Muddle East.

Clown world never disappoints.