Bastard Factory Presidential Election.

[Flynn]

The time has come.

You, the netizens of Bastard Factory have spoken, and here are your candidates:

*Garraty_47
*Reggie_Essent
*Flynn
*Frood
*Cookie Monster

Voting will commence today, and the poll will end a week from this Monday at 7pm, where your new President will be sworn in.

To the candidates--Use this thread as a soapbox on why the people of Bastard Factory should vote for you. This is also where you will name your Vice President and head of Internal Security.

Same rules apply for voting qualifications from the last poll.

Goood ruck!

 

[Flynn]

 

[Flynn]

Official Declaration of Official Running Mates-

*Vice President In Absentia: Lily
*Director Of Internal Security: Bastard Factory

 

[UncleDiLF]

The time has come.

You, the netizens of Bastard Factory have spoken, and here are your candidates:

*Garraty_47
*Reggie_Essent
*Flynn
*Frood
*Cookie Monster

Voting will commence today, and the poll will end a week from this Monday at 7pm, where your new President will be sworn in.

To the candidates--Use this thread as a soapbox on why the people of Bastard Factory should vote for you. This is also where you will name your Vice President and head of Internal Security.

Same rules apply for voting qualifications from the last poll.

Goood ruck!

What happened here???

 

[Garraty_47]

<speech>
None of you Bastards should vote for me.
I would not be a good president.
</speech>

As so far only one other candidate has made a campaign poast I am delaying my own vote.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

The fix is in!!! Bong Option was kept out because the Illuminati didn't want it!!! Boycott this voat!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

<speech>
None of you Bastards should vote for me.
I would not be a good president.
</speech>

As so far only one other candidate has made a campaign poast I am delaying my own vote.

 

[Everlast]

Only you can and have the right to win this Karly @Flynn

 

[Flynn]

Only you can and have the right to win this Karly @Flynn

Thank you my sweet baby!

 

[Flynn]

Now that I have your attention.


Vote! VOTE! VOTE!

Let your voice be heard!!!

VOTE!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

The time has come.

You, the netizens of Bastard Factory have spoken, and here are your candidates:

*Garraty_47
*Reggie_Essent
*Flynn
*Frood
*Cookie Monster

Voting will commence today, and the poll will end a week from this Monday at 7pm, where your new President will be sworn in.

To the candidates--Use this thread as a soapbox on why the people of Bastard Factory should vote for you. This is also where you will name your Vice President and head of Internal Security.

Same rules apply for voting qualifications from the last poll.

Goood ruck!

How the fuck did I get on this ballot?!

I voated for Garraty just to piss him off, and Flynn for the cool campaign poster.

 

[Flynn]

My vote goes to Garraty.

 

[Garraty_47]

My vote goes to Garraty.

What the actual f...?!?


*deep breath*

Was it the Gollum thing?
It was the Gollum thing, wasn't it?

Okay okay alright: I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

*muttering*

 

[Garraty_47]

I voted for everyone except me because you all deserve it.

 

[Everlast]

Thank you my sweet baby!

For your win and our second honeymoon I booked us here...

Only the best for you and yes they have a cage for me

 

[Flynn]

For your win and our second honeymoon I booked us here...

Only the best for you and yes they have a cage for me

Oh golly gee wow!

Now I really hope I win!!!

 

[Fredricka]

I voted for garraty, naturally

 

[Garraty_47]

I voted for garraty, naturally

Do YOU want on The List of Doom?
Because that's how you get on The List of Doom.

 

[Fredricka]

Do YOU want on The List of Doom?
Because that's how you get on The List of Doom.

We have garratys first pledge....

 

[Garraty_47]

We have garratys first pledge....

No no no no.
My first pledge is to make the entire forum pissed off at everyone who facilitated the farce.

Then and only then will I begin smiting you and the other malformed insects who voted for me, to the great and enthusiastic enjoyment of the forum population generally speaking.

Just remember: you did it to yourselves.

 

[Fredricka]

No no no no.
My first pledge is to make the entire forum pissed off at everyone who facilitated the farce.

Then and only then will I begin smiting you and the other malformed insects who voted for me, to the great and enthusiastic enjoyment of the forum population generally speaking.

Just remember: you did it to yourselves.

You cant smite the queen garraty, my subjects will rise up against you

 

[Everlast]

Oh golly gee wow!

Now I really hope I win!!!

First order of business will be to ban me with extreme prejudice, hate.. it'll be so orgasmic for you. Oh yeah than Dilf and Adam both of whom are totally out of material and lunch. Faggots to the core. Yuck being loyal to them or anything like them.

 

[Garraty_47]

You cant smite the queen garraty, my subjects will rise up against you

Are you sure about that?
Let me rephrase: You probably shouldn't count on that.

Campaign for Flynn while you still can.

 

[Fredricka]

I might start a vote for garraty thread.... considering the options

 

[Garraty_47]

I might start a vote for garraty thread.... considering the options

Whether or not you know it I've been very nice to you.

Please don't give me a reason to stop.

I neither requested nor condoned any of this.

 

[Holliday 3000]

I do not recall a primary voting round.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I do not recall a primary voting round.

It was fixed. Bong option should have won.

 

[Holliday 3000]

It was fixed. Bong option should have won.

More voter suppression.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Now that I have your attention.

Actually it's that woman in the picture that got people's attention.
. Let's see you in that outfit, then maybe YOU'LL have our attention.