Breaking news: Wolf pack being deported to Haiti

[Lily]

In a surprising turn of events, the GOP in Colorado is turning the tables on voracious wolves. They will be deported to Haiti as a pre-emptive strike. The hope is that they will eat weakened and starving Haitians before they can make it to the US.

We will get them there before they can make it over to our beloved country and eat our pets.

Stay tuned for updates.

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[Admin.]

What Streaming service will cover it?

 

[Lily]

What Streaming service will cover it?

Contracts are still being negotiated.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Wolf lives matter!!!

 

[Lily]