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Meanwhile, back in the Peoples' Socialist Confederation of Kanuckistan, I did go to a -legal- weed shop, to buy -legal-weed. I did enter and was confronted with the brightness of all white with glass shelves and millennials standing all starry eyed, invading my train of thought and focus with inane questions in the form of social niceities. Strange Icons and weird hippy lingo adored the small rectangles denoting the strains, THC content, and so on. I recognized none but one name.. "Boaty McBoatface". I knew of this strain but could not recall if I had tried it and it was the only thing I was familiar with.
As a side note ;""Boaty McBoatface" is also the name of one of our Icebreakers in the Arctic.
Arriving home with square black container with all sorts of info on it's side plus the duty paid seal, I opened said container and was greeted with a smell I recognized and had deliberately forgotten.
The earthy compost smell assailed my olfactory senses like baba with a rug beater, and when i ground it up, it smelled like turnips. I *loathe* turnips.
Upon lightning the bowl I was greeted with a taste that can only be described as how moldy books smell.

In the light of fairness, it does kill pain and gets you mind stoned rather quickly.

I give "Boaty McBoatface" 2 out of 5 pot leafs. Will not buy again.

"Boaty McBoatface"- Sativa. 0.17% THC 0.16% CBD.
 

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I’m on the skunk this week, dunno why I just feel like it, smoked a joint before I remembered my doctor appointment at 11, ho well I’ll just fall in her office stoned as always, fuck your blood pressure monitor.
 

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I'm smoking crack right now .. shhhhhhhhhh, is somebody there ?
 

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Had an email from my supposed sister, fuck knows where she got my email address, just composing a fuck off you cunt email .
 

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since i had 2 show proof of 21 at the register i supposed these count
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Had an email from my supposed sister, fuck knows where she got my email address, just composing a fuck off you cunt email .

I met my father for the 1st time(he went to work 1 day when I was 1 1/2 and never came back)when I was 37 and found out that I had a half sister who lived 15 miles from me and called her on the phone(my wife's idea)to see if she wanted to meet up and she said up to that point didn't know me and was fine to keep it that way which was just fine with me and bet she is a real cunt - - - - - -!
 
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Had an email from my supposed sister, fuck knows where she got my email address, just composing a fuck off you cunt email .

I met my father for the 1st time(he went to work 1 day when I was 1 1/2 and never came back)when I was 37 and found out that I had a half sister who lived 15 miles from me and called her on the phone(my wife's idea)to see if she wanted to meet up and she said up to that point didn't know me and was fine to keep it that way which was just fine with me and bet she is a real cunt - - - - - -!

Don’t blame you, just cos you share some DNA don’t mean your going to love each other lol, or give them the right to fuck up your life.
 

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Certain people who are no longer with us are hunting my head today so big bong time and fuck everything else today.
 

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Dunno why some ole cunts are so against smoking weed, I know people who put it down yet are on anti depressants, sleeping pills, strong pain killers,etc, I don’t need none of that shit when one joint does it all.
 

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I would like to smoke weed but it chocks me so bad just ain't worth it !
 

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Dunno why some ole cunts are so against smoking weed, I know people who put it down yet are on anti depressants, sleeping pills, strong pain killers,etc, I don’t need none of that shit when one joint does it all.

I have always advocated medicinal weed but serious that stuff kills your brain cells.