Casual Pole: Who is the whiniest little jailhouse punk in all of Bastard Factory?

As usual for those playing at home, no wagering.
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I think admelt's vagina is a whole lotta sandy right now

heat that fucker up and I bet a glass dong falls out
 
Once again Shampain brings Admook the pain

bitch slapped like a cunt right there in front of everyone. Ouch

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Poor Aidsman, he gets no respect. Even the 80 year old women in his nursing home gang up on him and hide his false teeth.
 
As usual for those playing at home, no wagering.

That's a really tough call. Between Strapon, Pot Kettle Dove, Shamwow, and Brainfail, I really can't choose. Lokbrain doesn't even count because I think he's a lifer in a hospital for the criminally insane and you have to feel for him. Kinda.