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This debate needs to be havved, little freeloading fuckers are an invasive species. You can like them and acknowledge their general slimeyness etc.
Cats are stupid and evil.
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Awwww, how can you not resist a kitten.
Garraty_47
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Tell me you've never actually bonded with a feline without stating it categorically...
<Cookie starts a biased poll against cats>
Nailed it!
...and yes, the pun was fully intended and I'm not the least bit sorry.
<Cookie starts a biased poll against cats>
Nailed it!
...and yes, the pun was fully intended and I'm not the least bit sorry.
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Well yes a previous landlady had a really mental cat that used to hang out with me, it was still a little bastard though.
Also remember where you are!
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TL: DW
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Sads. Its only 8 seconds long.
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Do you know why they are here as invasive?
Because years and years and years ago, cats started hanging out around humans because we unwittingly created the perfect hunting grounds for them. They wanted rats, we wanted rat free grain, and a relationship was formed.
Cats saved humans from starvation by killing the rats and pests that were destroying our crops. This is why cats were worshipped in Egypt. They were seen as gifts from the Gods and harming a cat in ancient Egypt would get you the death penalty.
And if they had more cats in England the plague would have been far less intense.
Cats were spread around globally because they were "employed" on ships to protect food supplies from pests. They also worked on ships during the war.
Cats can see the spirit world around us, sense danger long before we do, can regulate your entire blood pressure with their purring, and alert you to cancer or low blood sugar. They are the ONLY species that domesticated themselves and evolved to be beloved companions to humans.
I dont know how anyone can dislike cats but I do know the ones who are the loudest about their cat hatred are always the ones who fall the hardest in love with a cat. The right cat comes along and just wrecks them emotionally. My man has talked to me about his cat hate for years. It took one....ONE year of my cats breaking him down and now you can often find him kicked back with a cat loafing on his chest saying "nah leave her. Its okay".
Yes they are an invasive species technically. Which is why im HUGE on not allowing them outside. They are companion animals.....not part of our natural ecosystem here in the states or where you are.
Because years and years and years ago, cats started hanging out around humans because we unwittingly created the perfect hunting grounds for them. They wanted rats, we wanted rat free grain, and a relationship was formed.
Cats saved humans from starvation by killing the rats and pests that were destroying our crops. This is why cats were worshipped in Egypt. They were seen as gifts from the Gods and harming a cat in ancient Egypt would get you the death penalty.
And if they had more cats in England the plague would have been far less intense.
Cats were spread around globally because they were "employed" on ships to protect food supplies from pests. They also worked on ships during the war.
Cats can see the spirit world around us, sense danger long before we do, can regulate your entire blood pressure with their purring, and alert you to cancer or low blood sugar. They are the ONLY species that domesticated themselves and evolved to be beloved companions to humans.
I dont know how anyone can dislike cats but I do know the ones who are the loudest about their cat hatred are always the ones who fall the hardest in love with a cat. The right cat comes along and just wrecks them emotionally. My man has talked to me about his cat hate for years. It took one....ONE year of my cats breaking him down and now you can often find him kicked back with a cat loafing on his chest saying "nah leave her. Its okay".
Yes they are an invasive species technically. Which is why im HUGE on not allowing them outside. They are companion animals.....not part of our natural ecosystem here in the states or where you are.
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Cute, but what an unfortunate name, poor thing
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I note you changed your avatar after you saw my thread, playing the victim again.
I changed it about a week ago, colenel blinky,keep up
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Calling cats stupid and evil doesn't mean I hate them, Like velociraptors as pets they would be really nasty bastards.
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Youve been ofline from Tuesday 11.30pm till today dont start telling lies Jack.
I changed it before I went offline, you're very unobservent. Adam commented on it, so there's proof in his posts
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Oh yes, while you were away I was hawling flunk over the coals.
Sure you were
Garraty_47
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Pleading "Meltdown" or "Bastard Factory" doesn't work when the topic is cats.
Kittehs are sacrosanct.
Period. Full stop. End of. <hiss>
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