Cats are stupid and evil.

So your opinion on cats.

  • I Like cats they are smarter than me.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • See both points ov view.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    3

Garraty_47

Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
Reaction score
4,084
Location
Redneckistan
Tell me you've never actually bonded with a feline without stating it categorically...

<Cookie starts a biased poll against cats>

Nailed it!



...and yes, the pun was fully intended and I'm not the least bit sorry.
 

Fredricka

Chaos Control ☠️
Reaction score
-4,419
Location
Anyone who doesn't like cats is untrustworthy and need to give their head a wobble. They establish boundaries, if you don't like that you're an incel
 
Reaction score
18,266
Location
United states
Do you know why they are here as invasive?

Because years and years and years ago, cats started hanging out around humans because we unwittingly created the perfect hunting grounds for them. They wanted rats, we wanted rat free grain, and a relationship was formed.

Cats saved humans from starvation by killing the rats and pests that were destroying our crops. This is why cats were worshipped in Egypt. They were seen as gifts from the Gods and harming a cat in ancient Egypt would get you the death penalty.

And if they had more cats in England the plague would have been far less intense.

Cats were spread around globally because they were "employed" on ships to protect food supplies from pests. They also worked on ships during the war.

Cats can see the spirit world around us, sense danger long before we do, can regulate your entire blood pressure with their purring, and alert you to cancer or low blood sugar. They are the ONLY species that domesticated themselves and evolved to be beloved companions to humans.

I dont know how anyone can dislike cats but I do know the ones who are the loudest about their cat hatred are always the ones who fall the hardest in love with a cat. The right cat comes along and just wrecks them emotionally. My man has talked to me about his cat hate for years. It took one....ONE year of my cats breaking him down and now you can often find him kicked back with a cat loafing on his chest saying "nah leave her. Its okay".

Yes they are an invasive species technically. Which is why im HUGE on not allowing them outside. They are companion animals.....not part of our natural ecosystem here in the states or where you are.
 
OP
OP
Cookie Monster
Reaction score
1,303
Location
Emperor of Wome
Do you know why they are here as invasive?

Because years and years and years ago, cats started hanging out around humans because we unwittingly created the perfect hunting grounds for them. They wanted rats, we wanted rat free grain, and a relationship was formed.

Cats saved humans from starvation by killing the rats and pests that were destroying our crops. This is why cats were worshipped in Egypt. They were seen as gifts from the Gods and harming a cat in ancient Egypt would get you the death penalty.

And if they had more cats in England the plague would have been far less intense.

Cats were spread around globally because they were "employed" on ships to protect food supplies from pests. They also worked on ships during the war.

Cats can see the spirit world around us, sense danger long before we do, can regulate your entire blood pressure with their purring, and alert you to cancer or low blood sugar. They are the ONLY species that domesticated themselves and evolved to be beloved companions to humans.

I dont know how anyone can dislike cats but I do know the ones who are the loudest about their cat hatred are always the ones who fall the hardest in love with a cat. The right cat comes along and just wrecks them emotionally. My man has talked to me about his cat hate for years. It took one....ONE year of my cats breaking him down and now you can often find him kicked back with a cat loafing on his chest saying "nah leave her. Its okay".

Yes they are an invasive species technically. Which is why im HUGE on not allowing them outside. They are companion animals.....not part of our natural ecosystem here in the states or where you are.
Calling cats stupid and evil doesn't mean I hate them, Like velociraptors as pets they would be really nasty bastards.
 

Joe

Reaction score
3,534
Yes they are an invasive species technically. Which is why im HUGE on not allowing them outside. They are companion animals.....not part of our natural ecosystem here in the states or where you are.
You're as close to a human version of a Cat as they come @Dove.

....a 'Cat-Lady'!