Civility and respect among friends: An exemplar

[Flynn]

Yeah I didn’t click when I saw computer. He’s never irked me so I’m gonna shut up

I'm sorry. I didn't get that. What? What are you saying?

 

[The Cuntess]

Untrue.
But unfortunately those who are most likely to help someone simply because it's the right thing to do often aren't themselves in a position to offer much in the way of material support due to the fact that this society, this world, eats people like them for breakfast.

Humanity really is the worst animal on this planet.

I help out. Bite me

 

[The Prowler]

Untrue.
But unfortunately those who are most likely to help someone simply because it's the right thing to do often aren't themselves in a position to offer much in the way of material support due to the fact that this society, this world, eats people like them for breakfast.

Humanity really is the worst animal on this planet.

Holy shit!!!

Do people actually buy that???

At least I will be honest and say "No, I will not give you any money because I would rather spend it on myself, and besides, I actually enjoy watching you struggle."

 

[Flynn]

It's not a gaming computer. It's just a desktop computer.

So? You don't need a new kidney, and you don't have a terminal illness leaving your family in shambles?

You're on GoFundMe because you need a new desktop?

 

[The Cuntess]

I'm sorry. I didn't get that. What? What are you saying?

I’m saying I ain’t gonna drag him. He should have never let Oak do that

 

[Garraty_47]

I help out. Bite me

Then I wasn't talking about you, was I?
Gargle my 'nads!

 

[The Associate]

Untrue.
But unfortunately those who are most likely to help someone simply because it's the right thing to do often aren't themselves in a position to offer much in the way of material support due to the fact that this society, this world, eats people like them for breakfast.

Humanity really is the worst animal on this planet.

Which is why I never ask. It's either pointless or just a risk.

 

[Flynn]

I’m saying I ain’t gonna drag him. He should have never let Oak do that

Oh. Okay.

He sold a bit of himself for $50-$60.

I wonder if he would mow the yard for $100? And then wash the vehicles for another $50, and then clean out two garages for $300?

 

[Garraty_47]

Holy shit!!!

Do people actually buy that???

At least I will be honest and say "No, I will not give you any money because I would rather spend it on myself, and besides, I actually enjoy watching you struggle."

/shrug

Have fun with that.
Being well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society isn't a flex I'd toss around but that's just me.

 

[The Associate]

Oh. Okay.

He sold a bit of himself for $50-$60.

I wonder if he would mow the yard for $100? And then wash the vehicles for another $50, and then clean out two garages for $300?

I never sold a thing. I never offered, and never asked for help. Help was offered and I took the offer. My mistake was believing Lily when she said there were no strings attached. Clearly, there were strings attached, and it's my bad that I took her word otherwise.

 

[The Prowler]

I wonder if he would mow the yard for $100? And then wash the vehicles for another $50, and then clean out two garages for $300?

I might.

 

[The Associate]

I wonder if he would mow the yard for $100? And then wash the vehicles for another $50, and then clean out two garages for $300?

I absolutely would. I never asked for 'something for nothing'. I'd take the work in a second.

 

[The Cuntess]

I never sold a thing. I never offered, and never asked for help. Help was offered and I took the offer. My mistake was believing Lily when she said there were no strings attached. Clearly, there were strings attached, and it's my bad that I took her word otherwise.

You learned. That’s all that matters

 

[Admin.]

No panhandling. I offered Lily an explanation for my 'caustic' posting style some time back. She offered to lend a hand. And because I'm not an idiot, I accepted the offer.

One which she assured me came with 'no strings attached' -- her words, verbatim. I should have known it did come with strings attached, though. She evidently thought she was 'buying' my docility.

Too weepy, man up loser.

 

[The Prowler]

/shrug

Have fun with that.
Being well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society isn't a flex I'd toss around but that's just me.

Shit.

What is it with Mr. Serious here?

Vitty, if I told you I was really a nice guy.....would you believe me?!!?

 

[Flynn]

I never sold a thing. I never offered, and never asked for help. Help was offered and I took the offer. My mistake was believing Lily when she said there were no strings attached. Clearly, there were strings attached, and it's my bad that I took her word otherwise.

At the chance of sounding like @Jack could you please summarize what happened, without you know posting P.I.

Who approached who.
Did she donate to your GFM?

If this is a troll, this is the best troll ever!

 

[Flynn]

I might.

I couldn't hire you, you might fucking die just thinking about it.

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily has shown time and time again that she has no honor, no ethics, and no Slimfast.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh. Okay.

He sold a bit of himself for $50-$60.

I wonder if he would mow the yard for $100? And then wash the vehicles for another $50, and then clean out two garages for $300?

Juan Pablo charges me $60 bucks to mow my lawn. Motherfucker wakes me up every Friday at precisely 7:00 AM.

 

[The Associate]

Too weepy, man up loser.

Explain how and why you think you have any grounds on which to mischaracterize that post as, "weepy", lying cowardly traitor.

 

[Flynn]

Fat Lily has shown time and time again that she has no honor, no ethics, and no Slimfast.

Slimfast...

 

[The Prowler]

I couldn't hire you, you might fucking die just thinking about it.

You know that I am a finely-tuned athlete, right?

 

[Flynn]

Juan Pablo charges me $60 bucks to mow my lawn.

That's a good price.

He can prolly lay brick, and put up dry wall as well.

 

[Frood]

How many MAGA hats does 50-60 bucks USD buy?

 

[The Prowler]

That's a good price.

He can prolly lay brick, and put up dry wall as well.

But he might only get the job half done before......





ICE Raid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frood]

That's a good price.

He can prolly lay brick, and put up dry wall as well.

I lay brick twice a day. For 60 bucks, I can do your lawn?

 

[The Associate]

Here's my Paypal address. Phish it, do whatever you want. It's almost 2200, I expect to wake up to find it's been taken over by Latvian biochemists, or something.

johncastlewriter@gmail.com

 

[Flynn]

You know that I am a finely-tuned athlete, right?

That would work, if you were in a museum of Natural History.

 

[Garraty_47]

Shit.

What is it with Mr. Serious here?

Vitty, if I told you I was really a nice guy.....would you believe me?!!?

I'm always serious except when I'm not. I always play the cards I'm dealt against the ones showing on the table unless I feel like pulling one out of my pocket or sneaking one from the deck.

And I'm never ever pedantic unless I think it'll be fun.

Truths; pinky swear.

As for you being a nice guy... hmm.
I don't actually know you, do I?
I'd be willing to go as far as saying you're probably not literally evil but beyond that?

 

[Flynn]

How many MAGA hats does 50-60 bucks USD buy?

1

What makes them soo expensive is the tariffs...go figure?