Civility and respect among friends: An exemplar

[The Cuntess]

Fat Lily has shown time and time again that she has no honor, no ethics, and no Slimfast.

She thinks taking medication for anxiety is something to be ashamed of. I’d be more embarrassed being a big fat ogre bitch with anger issues

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That's a good price.

He can prolly lay brick, and put up dry wall as well.

Oh, I hire him to do all kinds of shit. Spring and fall clean ups. Had him take a few trees down. And I did have him redo some landscape brick in the front.

Good guy, reasonable rates -- and yes, he's naturalized. He came here illegally years back, but he jumped through the hoops to do it right and now he votes Republican. I wish all beaners were like him.

 

[Flynn]

But he might only get the job half done before......





ICE Raid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you're saying Flea looks like the Kool Aid guy, as she runs through a 17 foot thick, reinforced concrete wall to apprehend some day laborers?

 

[Flynn]

I lay brick twice a day. For 60 bucks, I can do your lawn?

Ewwwww. No weirdo.

 

[Flynn]

I'm always serious except when I'm not. I always play the cards I'm dealt against the ones showing on the table unless I feel like pulling one out of my pocket or sneaking one from the deck.

And I'm never ever pedantic unless I think it'll be fun.

Truths; pinky swear.

As for you being a nice guy... hmm.
I don't actually know you, do I?
I'd be willing to go as far as saying you're probably not literally evil but beyond that?

Who are you with all that cake and batter?

Dumbledore?

 

[Flynn]

Oh, I hire him to do all kinds of shit. Spring and fall clean ups. Had him take a few trees down. And I did have him redo some landscape brick in the front.

Good guy, reasonable rates -- and yes, he's naturalized. He came here illegally years back, but he jumped through the hoops to do it right and now he votes Republican. I wish all beaners were like him.

Yes, the Naturalized, submissive Beaners are the best. They know their place.

 

[The Prowler]

As for you being a nice guy... hmm.
I don't actually know you, do I?
I'd be willing to go as far as saying you're probably not literally evil but beyond that?

Well at least you do not really believe that I am evil.

That hurt my feelings a bit.

 

[Frood]

Ewwwww. No weirdo.

No, nothing weird.

The bricks are free. The 60 bucks is for watching me move my butt around in circles like the soft serve machine in a Mr. Whippy van.

 

[Admin.]

Explain how and why you think you have any grounds on which to mischaracterize that post as, "weepy", lying cowardly traitor.

Please stop, you’re embarrassing yourself. Just don’t.

 

[Flynn]

No, nothing weird.

The bricks are free. The 60 bucks is for watching me move my butt around in circles like the soft serve machine in a Mr. Whippy van.

Ummmmmm...what is your malfunction?

 

[Flynn]

Please stop, you’re embarrassing yourself. Just don’t.

Nobody mentioned dicks.

Get out!

 

[Flynn]

@Courier 6 dude pllllleeeeeaaaasssseeee give more detail.

 

[Courier 6]

Please stop, you’re embarrassing yourself. Just don’t.

That's right. You haven't got any grounds on which to mischaracterize my posts. You're nothing but a lying, sniveling, cowardly traitor who has to try (and shambolically fail) to gaslight, because you haven't got the balls to be truthful.

 

[Flynn]

Gargle my 'nads!

Does it matter if she takes out her dentures first?

 

[Flynn]

That's right. You haven't got any grounds on which to mischaracterize my posts. You're nothing but a lying, sniveling, cowardly traitor who has to try (and shambolically fail) to gaslight, because you haven't got the balls to be truthful.

Don't forget he's a mega cock sucker as well...

 

[Frood]

Ummmmmm...what is your malfunction?

Usually when I get my lamb vindaloo's made too spicy...

 

[Admin.]

That's right. You haven't got any grounds on which to mischaracterize my posts. You're nothing but a lying, sniveling, cowardly traitor who has to try (and shambolically fail) to gaslight, because you haven't got the balls to be truthful.

If you’re in need of emergency medical assistance please hang up and dial 911.

 

[Flynn]

Usually when I get my lamb vindaloo's made too spicy...

Then stop eating lamb vinadloo, stupid.

 

[Courier 6]

If you’re in need of emergency medical assistance please hang up and dial 911.

Too bad there's no service hotline that can help you be a man.

 

[Frood]

Then stop eating lamb vinadloo, stupid.

But they're so good going down....

 

[Flynn]

@Courier 6 hey buddy over here.

Tell us everything.

 

[Flynn]

But they're so good going down....

Damn, you sound just like admin.

 

[The Prowler]

Usually when I get my lamb vindaloo's made too spicy...

I have this Indian snack food right now that is spicy as heck.

I will take a picture....

 

[Frood]

Damn, you sound just like admin.

I chew though.

 

[Garraty_47]

Who are you with all that cake and batter?

Dumbledore?

I guess I'm more of a Snape...

...only a supporting character who appears a bit of an asshole but when the chips are down I'm Team Good Guys all the way.

 

[Flynn]

I have this Indian snack food right now that is spicy as heck.

I will take a picture....

Jesus, now we get to see The Prowler snacking on Fredricka's brother.

Oh, God, no pictures.

 

[Flynn]

I chew though.

So, you're not a vacuum?

 

[Garraty_47]

Does it matter if she takes out her dentures first?

As long as they don't have any burrs or sharp edges I'll leave that up to her.

 

[Flynn]

I guess I'm more of a Snape...

...only a supporting character who appears a bit of an asshole but when the chips are down I'm Team Good Guys all the way.

Good answer.

I always loved Alan Rickman. Even him as a villain in Die Hard, and Robin Hood.

You are a professor Snape. Unpredictable, dead pan, yet hides a quiet strength.

I am the Golden Snitch.

 

[Flynn]

As long as they don't have any burrs or sharp edges I'll leave that up to her.

But what is your preference?

If she had a mustache, would that put you at ease?