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…over Flynn’s FACE!!!
Nevermind. You’re a white, middle-aged, lazy neckbearded Walmart shopper, and her manager/pimp checks all applications before deciding which random bruthas he needs to pay to go hole-hopping on the otherwise shunned bitch.
- Did you finish middle school?
- How long will you be able to stall your pending felony charges?
- How the fuck do you pronounce the word here where your name is required to be?
The bruthas who Flynn was eagerly reparationing made sure their faces weren’t shown because they’re all related to eachother and Africa still fucking sucks. That made my search for the three embarrassed “actors” pretty easy, and the three reparationed cousin’s identities were duly uncovered:
*flunked the application
*2 out of 3 ain’t bad
*Who the fuck remembers his first name? Not him.
Parents Day must’ve been particularly interesting when Flynn showed up on set with her kids in tow without their father(s) present. Aaaahw hell, niggas must’ve all suddenly looked uncomfortable and more confused than they usually do! Shit, let’s go ahead and cake that that bitch back up:
There, good as It - the misunderstood clown. Anyone here still wanna fuck Flynn? I wouldn’t let her plunge her permanently funky tongue up my moist, fart-flim coated butthole. In fact, I’d much rather watch baby seals getting clubbed by laughing children than watch another second of Flynn keep on reparationin’ to make this world a better place.
I figure Flynn was terribly disappointed at the small turn-out that bothered showing up for her enthusiastic, gung-ho attempt at creating another goddamn Million Man March; to whichever Motel 6 where she was impatiently waiting to ride a mile of chocolate cock.
Everyone eventually gets burned-out on their long, strenuous careers -- including Flynn’s exhausted gynecologist. STDs, STIs, UTIs, abortions, misplaced house shoes… the man could no longer raise his eyebrows, convincingly smile, or eat seafood by the time he clocked out for good. On the bright side, he escaped monkeypox and Flynnginitis by instead becoming a high school janitor to pay for his ongoing therapy.
There are three confirmed heterosexuals on this forum: Myself, Flea, and now Flynn. The rest of y’all are still you-know-whats. Tell ‘em, Flea:
"Mrrrfmrfmrrrrf"
Exactly, bitch. Write that shit down in your personal memoirs after I shake my dick a few times and zip up.
FLYNN mystery – how did she get so deep within the porn ring? Let’s find that out, or not, because nobody here gives a fuck and already want this thread to end; including Dogfart and your cheerless wives:
To briefly recap:
SSS
- We got next!
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