Dedicate a song to a fellow bastard

[Frood]

Incidentally... I'm a modern Tradhubby. If I'm making bacon,egg, and cheese toasted sandwiches, I make one for my wife and tell her to get up and eat it while it's still hot. I also take the eggs out of the pan before the yolks totally set because she likes the sandwich slightly leaky.... but if she said to me "make me a sammich!", I wouldn't because I'm the breadearner in this marriage and there should be clear defined roles.... or at least aims/moving targets to aspire to.

I can't fault her for being an Aussie chick though.... culturally, they have had the Tradness leeched out of their sociology over the last 50 years by retarded progressivism and other lefty exploits in public education and indoctrination campaigns.

Thank God giving great head and the eagerness to fuck ANYWHERE was a holdout.

 

[Frood]

You mean describing a lifestyle you live, then professing to advocate another?
. No, I got that.

I do both. I'm very multicultural.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Incidentally... I'm a modern Tradhubby. If I'm making bacon,egg, and cheese toasted sandwiches, I make one for my wife and tell her to get up and eat it while it's still hot. I also take the eggs out of the pan before the yolks totally set because she likes the sandwich slightly leaky.... but if she said to me "make me a sammich!", I wouldn't because I'm the breadearner in this marriage and there should be clear defined roles.... or at least aims/moving targets to aspire to.

I can't fault her for being an Aussie chick though.... culturally, they have had the Tradness leeched out of their sociology over the last 50 years by retarded progressivism and other lefty exploits in public education and indoctrination campaigns.

Thank God giving great head and the eagerness to fuck ANYWHERE was a holdout.

At least you had forethought to to put a nix on sammich making in your vows.

 

[Frood]

You don't get the humour.... Dove does. She knows exactly what I said and what it actually meant. Her and I had similar cultural influences.

So when I watch her go over the top with you or anyone else here, I know exactly how big the shit eating grin on her face is when she contemplated, sat down, and unleashed the Kraken on any of youse.

The dialogue and action in the early American Pie movies wasn't just fiction.... it was a nonfictional cultural reflection.

Cucks don't get it.... literally.

Sorry, @Dove

I may have alerted what you do to him.... lol

I never saw that, but I'll put it on my list. Good suggestion.

 

[Frood]

At least you had forethought to to put a nix on sammich making in your vows.

Fuck, mate.... she could burn water when I met her....

 

[Dove]

Yes, that.

Now yer talkin. How bought a nice sammich and a brewski.

You really need to get away from those MAGAmen.


No it isn't. It's just what you need to imagine so you can muster a counterargument w/o knowing anything at all about what I think or know.

NO YOU!!

Lol nice try but you making a point to slut shame someone and than feel aghast that they have had less dicks than you assumed shows YOU view sex as some shameful thing for women.

Like its something we GIVE to men. Women are not individual human beings who get aroused and enjoy orgasms or ever have their own urges and needs.

I have seen this mentality over and over and over. Especially as a former stripper. The typically male assumptions being i must be a prostitute OR im just so desperate and need rescue. I need to be saved.

Im here on stage making 1k at least per night because I just catch a break! I need a man to save me and fix me and give me a chance!

Its funny how old school men who are brain scrambled by toxic patriarchy react to a woman who unapologetically just owns her sexual autonomy.

Women love sex, H. We even have kinks. We dont need men to survive anymore either. "Trad wife" is a grift. If a woman is with and devited to a man in these times? Shes CHOSING him.

When it comes to sex and relationships there are deeply emotionally intelligent men who have evolved to the times, who are republican.......maga....liberal....or straight up left. Even some conservative men, while keeping and valuing the traditional roles, have evolved.

You don't have to view a woman as a fuckable whirlpool to arrange your marriage to fit a 1950s sitcom if thats what you both want. Matt Walsh has a wonderful healthy marriage to a like minded woman and a beautiful family. He is probably the most well known conservative Catholic in the media. Micheal Knowles. You cant take care of a woman or satisfy her or meet her needs if you dont understand them.

That applies to any relationship regardless of agreed upon roles.

I can tell you this much....if you called me a tradwife to my man he would laugh lol.

 

[Holliday 3000]

I do both. I'm very multicultural.

I'm going to check that movie out.
. I know everything will be crystal clear after I view it.
Although, I have to say, after viewing the movie Contempt a couple of days ago and reading some reviews and snopsi, I realized I had completely missed something that was probably due to a male point of view, but not meaning that I agreed with the male leads actions or didn't understand that the woman, his wife was nonplussed.
What it did make me realize, was how nice it is to be past the point of being compelled to dealing with other people's psychic crisis if you make an innocent misjudgement in action.

 

[Dove]

No. LoLz. As usual your knowledge and understanding is scant.
.. There were even male prostitutes serving worshipers.
When you think of the term prostitue you imagine a person you pay for sex and then kill?
. Do you get your money back or just leave it with the corpse? LoLz

They were scouted in the village and taken to the temple to "serve".....it wasnt voluntarily.

When I hear "prostitute" I think "human trafficking" because thats what it is.

Lets not sit and romance oppression and rape, H. Come on, now.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Fuck, mate.... she could burn water when I met her....

Good call then.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Lol nice try but you making a point to slut shame someone and than feel aghast that they have had less dicks than you assumed shows YOU view sex as some shameful thing for women.

See, I never did any of those things. This is just you reeling because you can't understand what I've written.
. I have never slut shamed any woman, not here or anywhere else. You have a nasty way of misapplying vews and thoughts to people then going on a tear to disparage them. You do this regularly. Is that the "sense of humor" I'll be enlightened about by watch that movie. Now I must see it.

 

[Dove]

Incidentally... I'm a modern Tradhubby. If I'm making bacon,egg, and cheese toasted sandwiches, I make one for my wife and tell her to get up and eat it while it's still hot. I also take the eggs out of the pan before the yolks totally set because she likes the sandwich slightly leaky.... but if she said to me "make me a sammich!", I wouldn't because I'm the breadearner in this marriage and there should be clear defined roles.... or at least aims/moving targets to aspire to.

I can't fault her for being an Aussie chick though.... culturally, they have had the Tradness leeched out of their sociology over the last 50 years by retarded progressivism and other lefty exploits in public education and indoctrination campaigns.

Thank God giving great head and the eagerness to fuck ANYWHERE was a holdout.

My guy loves to cook. So do i. We used to text about it all the time and show pictures of our food.

So we plan all this together usually. He is more reliable than I am. Im better with money. He will spend like a millionaire.

He works from home. I work outside the home. We have 1 car. But jts brand ass new and it terrified me....i had to get used to it.

I suppose you could call us "modern traditional".

It still feels like im having a never ending sleep over with my best friend though.

 

[Dove]

See, I never did any of those things. This is just you reeling because you can't understand what I've written.
. I have never slut shamed any woman, not here or anywhere else. You have a nasty way of misapplying vews and thoughts to people then going on a tear to disparage them. You do this regularly. Is that the "sense of humor" I'll be enlightened about by watch that movie. Now I must see it.

You DO. We have all seen it.

When you are hounding a former stripper saying "dont you have clients?" That is a form of slut shaming. Because what are you saying there? You are trying to insult me by saying im a hooker. You are always referencing sex in a negative context. Like its some gross dirty thing we should all be icked over and YOU can say negative things about whatever you imagine MY sex life is but its suddenly something I shouldnt talk about when I take YOUR bait and go ahead and talk about it.

That IS slut shaming, H. Jesus lol.

Is this your way of trying to get nudes? Is that what you want? You wany some side boob action?

 

[Holliday 3000]

They were scouted in the village and taken to the temple to "serve".....it wasnt voluntarily.

When I hear "prostitute" I think "human trafficking" because thats what it is.

Lets not sit and romance oppression and rape, H. Come on, now.

...and then they were thrown into the volcano as the high priest spake praise to the fire god.
Show me some evidence that Jews (because you know full well what I was referring to) sacrifice prostitutes to YHWH.
I think you need to do more than make claims based on tv shows and movies.
..although I must see that one movie now.

 

[Frood]

Good call then.

Her meatloaf is still a greasy half submerged heart attack waiting to come to fruition.... which reminds me of her "fruit curry" (run for your life!). Meat (the cooking of it is still a puzzle roasting/barbecuing/frying, et cetera), and she doesn't really get vegetable preparation but I have schooled her in the humble use of the steamer for carrots, broccoli, cauliflower though she doesn't always judge density of the vegetable/s items when she's slicing up multiple items for the same steamer. Salads she's complete shit.... no salad imagination whatsoever. I could put 15 items (5 fresh, 10 shelf stable or in the freezer) before her, and she's like "there's only lettuce, tomato, lemons, carrots, and last night's roasted corn"!! What can I do with these 15 items? Nothing! There will be no salad! Lol

She does do a decent spinach quiche/zucchini slice.... it's overcooked, but I don't mind it.... comparatively.

 

[Holliday 3000]

You DO. We have all seen it.

You know, I really am starting to get your humor.
That's like when Trump says:
It was the biggest crowd ever (when it clearly wasn't)
or
Everyone is saying
when no one said any such thing.

Personally after all this what I see is that you are hurt because I mentioned that I don't find you appealing in any way.
. So
Let me apologize.

I am sorry I don't find you appealing in any way.

 

[Frood]

You know, I really am starting to get your humor.
That's like when Trump says:
It was the biggest crowd ever (when it clearly wasn't)
or
Everyone is saying
when no one said any such thing.

Personally after all this what I see is that you are hurt because I mentioned that I don't find you appealing in any way.
. So
Let me apologize.

I am sorry I don't find you appealing in any way.

You haven't seen her portfolio................

 

[Holliday 3000]

Her meatloaf is still a greasy half submerged heart attack waiting to come to fruition.... which reminds me of her "fruit curry" (run for your life!). Meat (the cooking of it is still a puzzle roasting/barbecuing/frying, et cetera), and she doesn't really get vegetable preparation but I have schooled her in the humble use of the steamer for carrots, broccoli, cauliflower though she doesn't always judge density of the vegetable/s items when she's slicing up multiple items for the same steamer. Salads she's complete shit.... no salad imagination whatsoever. I could put 15 items (5 fresh, 10 shelf stable or in the freezer) before her, and she's like "there's only lettuce, tomato, lemons, carrots, and last night's roasted corn"!! What can I do with these 15 items? Nothing! There will be no salad! Lol

She does do a decent spinach quiche/zucchini slice.... it's overcooked, but I don't mind it.... comparatively.

..but it is all bearable because you love her, and that is what matters.

 

[Dove]

...and then they were thrown into the volcano as the high priest spake praise to the fire god.
So me some evidence that Jews (because you know full well what I was referring to) sacrifice prostitutes to YHWH.
I think you need to do more than make claims based on tv shows and movies.
..although I must see that one movie now.

The Hebrews did have temple prostitutes.

The Isreal King would have concubines though.

Where are you getting this info that the jews were using temple prostitutes? I know of this happening in a handful of culture but ancient Isreal wasnt one of them.

And no....they didnt throw them into volcanos. The did much bloodier things.

 

[Frood]

..but it is all bearable because you love her, and that is what matters.

After 33 years of togetherness, it's bound to be something I guess.... but I'm fucking hungry.

 

[Holliday 3000]

You haven't seen her portfolio................

Does it include a brain scan?
I don't buy the beauty is only skin deep philosophy.
I've known some raggedy looking women among the more appealing that I've ever known.
Though in Duhv's case looks could not be a saver.
For one or two things, I prize intelligence and emotional stability....and consistency.
An identifiable *I* in them (really this goes for anyone) that denotes somethin more than an amorphous blob.

 

[Dove]

You know, I really am starting to get your humor.
That's like when Trump says:
It was the biggest crowd ever (when it clearly wasn't)
or
Everyone is saying
when no one said any such thing.

Personally after all this what I see is that you are hurt because I mentioned that I don't find you appealing in any way.
. So
Let me apologize.

I am sorry I don't find you appealing in any way.

You are not hurting me H! Hahahaha! Stop being so dramatic.

You just have weird, old school, patriarchal views about sex. You cant help it. It isnt your FAULT.....although you should want to do better.

And dont worry, if I wanted you I would have you. Simple as that. You would KNOW. Fortunately I treat males with respect and i dont make a habit of objectifying them. I am quite the lover girl and im not easy to forget.

My point is, if you dont wish to discuss my sexual habits, maybe dont open that door so often. I am utterly shameless and if I decide I WOULD rather enjoy discussing it, i have no problem doing so. Unapologetically. Women should not ever feel BAD or wrong or gross for enjoying sex. I helping you more than harming you here.

 

[Holliday 3000]

The Hebrews did have temple prostitutes.

I know, you ninny. What did you think I was talking about originally then when I specified it?

 

[Holliday 3000]

After 33 years of togetherness, it's bound to be something I guess.... but I'm fucking hungry.

Make yourself a sammy.

 

[Dove]

Her meatloaf is still a greasy half submerged heart attack waiting to come to fruition.... which reminds me of her "fruit curry" (run for your life!). Meat (the cooking of it is still a puzzle roasting/barbecuing/frying, et cetera), and she doesn't really get vegetable preparation but I have schooled her in the humble use of the steamer for carrots, broccoli, cauliflower though she doesn't always judge density of the vegetable/s items when she's slicing up multiple items for the same steamer. Salads she's complete shit.... no salad imagination whatsoever. I could put 15 items (5 fresh, 10 shelf stable or in the freezer) before her, and she's like "there's only lettuce, tomato, lemons, carrots, and last night's roasted corn"!! What can I do with these 15 items? Nothing! There will be no salad! Lol

She does do a decent spinach quiche/zucchini slice.... it's overcooked, but I don't mind it.... comparatively.

I make a really good chick pea curry. I got my guy in love with my kale salad.

Mostly because of the tahini dressing I make. He likes my cashew pesto a lot too.

We both enjoy cooking.....he is better at chili than I am. Im better at the healthier stuff.

 

[Dove]

I know, you ninny. What did you think I was talking about originally then when I specified it?

I meant didnt. Bleh. Sorry

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Holliday is getting steamrolled by Doves. No surprise there.

 

[Holliday 3000]

You are not hurting me H! Hahahaha! Stop being so dramatic.

See, now just a suggestion - CAPSLOCK would have made that more effective.
.Not that it mattered - that's the way it read regardless.

You just have weird, old school, patriarchal views about sex.

No I don't, but I understand your need to paint me that way.

And dont worry

Why would I when I'm having such fun watching you disintegrate?

My point is, if you dont wish to discuss my sexual habits

. I really wouldn't care less, but I am curious why you danced around the one simple question I asked - you under no obligation to answer - and then went wild throwing spizgety on the ceiling and walls for like days on end.
. As I've told you on many occasions. You are under no obligation to answer any question anyone asks you on the internetz.
It's remarkable to watch you blather off at the slightest provocation though.
. As a mental image I see one of those old fashioned surgical galleries where the master surgeon is operating and explaining the organs and various structure encountered upon opening up the patient to the students gathered 'round. Although in your case it almost a self surgery.
. As I replied to your jest that you write erotica...I write comedy, but often it takes the form of a simple question and the rest writes itself.

PS: You fancy erotica from a woman's perspective? Read Anais Nin.

 

[Holliday 3000]

I meant didnt. Bleh. Sorry

LoLz

 

[Holliday 3000]

Holliday is getting steamrolled by Doves. No surprise there.

Fruit already tried to rescue her, Ragtard. You won't have better suckcess.

PS: Geaux Fance !

 

[Frood]

Fruit already tried to rescue her, Ragtard. You won't have better suckcess.

PS: Geaux Fance !

Michigan women don't need rescuing.... non Michigan men need it....