Don't Ever Call A Syrian Cab Driver Bro

[Alticus]

Now @Alticus when have you ever asked anyone to send you money?

I must have missed that.

I think we all did. lol

 

[Alticus]

We'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he is on meth.

 

[Lily]

We'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he is on meth.

He's too cheap for meth. He probably huffs paint he uses for his model cars.

 

[Admin.]

We'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he is on meth.

I hope that it's at least Arctic White Meth(TM)

 

[The Prowler]

@Alticus has not begged for money in at least 10 minutes so he forgets ever doing it.

He also does not have a vehicle because he does not have that option.

He also does not have a wife because....I forget what excuse he made for his poor romantic life....

But one thing is for sure: It is not his fault!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Alticus]

@Alticus has not begged for money in at least 10 minutes so he forgets ever doing it.

He also does not have a vehicle because he does not have that option.

He also does not have a wife because....I forget what excuse he made for his poor romantic life....

But one thing is for sure: It is not his fault!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

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[Alticus]

Another real zinger Prowler! You're on fire tonight!

 

[Lily]

Another real zinger Prowler! You're on fire tonight!

Why is he always so HISterical?

 

[Alticus]

Why is he always so HISterical?

That's a question that may never be answered.

 

[The Prowler]

"Dude, where is my car?"

"Alticus, you dope, you do not own a car."

 

[Lily]

That's a question that may never be answered.

His histrionics are unseemly. Flailing about with his intensely stupid premises.

 

[Lily]

"Dude, where is my car?"

"Alticus, you dope, you do not own a car."

 

[The Prowler]

"Alticus, do you remember where you parked your car?"

"My wife has my car."

 

[Courier 6]

Don't ever call a Syrian bro a cab driver.

 

[The Prowler]

"What is wrong? Did you lose your car keys?"

"What car keys?"

 

[Admin.]

Once I was unhappy with my recent haircut, until I saw a man with male pattern baldness.

 

[Lily]

"What is wrong? Did you lose your car keys?"

"What car keys?"

 

[Alticus]

"What is wrong? Did you lose your car keys?"

"What car keys?"

You know, a modest donation from you would mean the world to so many of us.

 

[Admin.]

OMG, I think I just had a flashback.

 

[Lily]

You know, a modest donation from you would mean the world to so many of us.

He will never do it. He talks a big game, but he's just that, all talk.

 

[Alticus]

He will never do it. He talks a big game, but he's just that, all talk.

He confirms that with every post he makes. lol

 

[The Prowler]

Lily: "Hey Alticus, can you give me a lift?"

Alticus: "I think that would break my back!"

 

[Lily]