Eating pussy.

[GG Allin]

WHAT SORT OF QUEER INQUIRES ABOUT HOW ANOTHER MAN EATS PUSSY????

STUPID SORT OF JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL FLEX THAT!!!!???

YOU FUCKS TALK MORE ABOUT EATING PUSSY THAN ACTUALLY EATING IT.

YOU PROBABLY THINK YOU'RE GOOD AT IT BECAUSE ANYONE YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WITH PROBABLY WANTED TO SPARE YOU BITCH ASS FEELINGS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR YOU WHINE WHEN THEY TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE HORRIBLE AT IT.

THE REALITY IS YOUR TECHNIQUE IS AS IF YOU'RE WEATHERPROOFING A POOL DECK.

YOU'VE IMPRESSED NOBODY AND MADE YOURSELVES LOOK LIKE A 15-YEAR-OLD WHO FINGERED A CUNT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IS TRYING TO GET HIS FRIEND TO SNIFF HIS FINGER.

VEBAL FINGER SNIFFING, YOU IMMATURE FUCKBAGS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Breakfall]

WHAT SORT OF QUEER INQUIRES ABOUT HOW ANOTHER MAN EATS PUSSY????

STUPID SORT OF JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL FLEX THAT!!!!???

YOU FUCKS TALK MORE ABOUT EATING PUSSY THAN ACTUALLY EATING IT.

YOU PROBABLY THINK YOU'RE GOOD AT IT BECAUSE ANYONE YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WITH PROBABLY WANTED TO SPARE YOU BITCH ASS FEELINGS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR YOU WHINE WHEN THEY TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE HORRIBLE AT IT.

THE REALITY IS YOUR TECHNIQUE IS AS IF YOU'RE WEATHERPROOFING A POOL DECK.

YOU'VE IMPRESSED NOBODY AND MADE YOURSELVES LOOK LIKE A 15-YEAR-OLD WHO FINGERED A CUNT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IS TRYING TO GET HIS FRIEND TO SNIFF HIS FINGER.

VEBAL FINGER SNIFFING, YOU IMMATURE FUCKBAGS!!!!!!!!!!

Oi cunt! Somehow I had chicks a decade older than me? Maybe I’m sexy?

 

[GG Allin]

Oi cunt! Somehow I had chicks a decade older than me? Maybe I’m sexy?

WOW, LOOK EVERYBODY WE GOT OURSELVES A REAL CASANOVA! A REAL-LIFE DON FUCKING JUAN DEMARCO!

IF IT AIN'T JACOBO DE GRATTIS BACK FROM THE DEAD! WOOOOO, A WOMAN? A WHOLE DECADE OLDER THAN YOU!?

THAT'S FUCKIN NOVEL NOW ISN'T IT? A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN SEEKING A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A YOUNGER MAN.

HOLY FUCK, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A COUGAR YOU DIMWITTED SHITBUCKET?!??!!!

MILLIONS OF MEN HAVE HAD SEX WITH WOMEN A DECADE (OR MORE) OLDER THAN THEM. THAT IN NO WAY IS A SIGN THAT THEY ARE BETTER AT SEX THAN MEN THE SAME AGE AS THE WOMAN, COCK BASKET!

HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE A DECADE OLDER THAN YOU ISN'T AN ACHIEVEMENT DOUCHENUGGET.

"MAYBE I'M SEXY"

OK ROD STEWART, SPEW YOUR HYPERBOLE WITH SOMEONE WHO WILL BE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT, LIKE THE LAST BITCH WHO HAD TO STICK BORIC ACID IN HER PUSSY AFTER YOU TOUCHED IT, YOU COLOSTOMY BAG!!!!!!!

 

[Blazor]

If anyone bit me in the pussy they would kicked in the fucking head.

Or if they spit on it. Spit on my vagina and see what happens.

What is it with men and spit?!

My wife LOVED for me to spit on her pussy lol. I didnt usually spit on it, til I found out how much she wanted me to. She would tell me to in the beginning lol. Come close to cumming when I would lol. I imagine she got the idea from one of the weekends of us watching porn together lol.

I never bit her pussy lol, she did like it when I gently nibbled her nipple though.

Also, for me, I like seeing a slight drool string come off my dick when a gal would suck it. Not that gagging shit, or like that sloppy shit, just a lil drool lol. When she would ride me, I'd get her to suck my fingers like that, watching it land on her tits, and OMG that would drive me insane lol.

 

[TheHaze]

If anyone bit me in the pussy they would kicked in the fucking head.

Or if they spit on it. Spit on my vagina and see what happens.

What is it with men and spit?!

Guys learn spiting on ass holes in jail for lube,ask your boy friend - - - - -

 

[Lily]

One time I read a post about a man making a woman cry in pain from his performance. I felt sorry for the woman and thought the man was an idiot.

 

[Dove]

My wife LOVED for me to spit on her pussy lol. I didnt usually spit on it, til I found out how much she wanted me to. She would tell me to in the beginning lol. Come close to cumming when I would lol. I imagine she got the idea from one of the weekends of us watching porn together lol.

I never bit her pussy lol, she did like it when I gently nibbled her nipple though.

Also, for me, I like seeing a slight drool string come off my dick when a gal would suck it. Not that gagging shit, or like that sloppy shit, just a lil drool lol. When she would ride me, I'd get her to suck my fingers like that, watching it land on her tits, and OMG that would drive me insane lol.

I gotta have a man who approaches my lady junk with a certain level of reverence. This is not the time or place for spitting!!

It's way wet enough if things are going properly.

Spit just grosses me right now. And my husband is completely grossed out by his own cum....which I find hilarious LOL.

 

[Breakfall]

I gotta have a man who approaches my lady junk with a certain level of reverence. This is not the time or place for spitting!!

It's way wet enough if things are going properly.

Spit just grosses me right now. And my husband is completely grossed out by his own cum....which I find hilarious LOL.

I remember this one chick getting all horny over my fully engorged cock. And then she spits right on the business end and starts giggling. I said to her, “Oi…don’t spit on my dick!”. She replies, “Oh so solly…put it inside me now.” Well I replied, “You obviously need to be a bit wetter given your spat…so bend over doggystyle so I can eat you out like the dog I am!” She was a wild ride that one! Lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I've never eaten out a fatty

I've always heard they have a most difficult time keeping the foul stench off the premises

 

[Breakfall]

I've never eaten out a fatty

I've always heard they have a most difficult time keeping the foul stench off the premises

Not necessarily. The extra meat is great for a bit of a chew. It comes down to the individual as far as hygiene goes. Fat chicks are great for sitting hard down on one’s face.

This is an awesome thread by the way. It separates the men from the pansies. Lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Not necessarily. The extra meat is great for a bit of a chew. It comes down to the individual as far as hygiene goes. Fat chicks are great for sitting hard down on one’s face.

This is an awesome thread by the way. It separates the men from the pansies. Lol

Letting a fatty sit on your face can be a very dangerous proposition my friend.

 

[Breakfall]

Letting a fatty sit on your face can be a very dangerous proposition my friend.

One needs to take a big breath or have the ability to breathe from one’s ears. The weight factor is a definite turn on for me. One big bounce and your tongues rides the waves.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

One needs to take a big breath or have the ability to breathe from one’s ears. The weight factor is a definite turn on for me. One big bounce and your tongues rides the waves.

Keep speaking this way and a certain someone might get the idea that it is ok to start mooing in your inbox again

Just sayin

 

[Breakfall]

Keep speaking this way and a certain someone might get the idea that it is ok to start mooing in your inbox again

Just sayin

Not a fucking chance! Once bitten, twice shy and all that. I don’t need that senseless drama…ever! Lol

 

[Breakfall]

Have any of you guys and girls had a chick say that she’s a “squirter” when in fact she’s just pissing? I had this one chick who would piss all the time. Her bed smelt like a fucking toilet. “But it’s my female cum!” Yeah….sure lady…keep telling yourself that.

 

[Breakfall]

What are your favourite pussy-eating positions y’all?

My awesome foursome are:

1. Doggystyle position (anus near nose)
2. Reverse cowgirl position (anus near nose)
3. Sitting on the edge of the couch armrest position
4. Hard smothering fuck-my-nose-up position

 

[Joe]

Personally I love to eat pussy and I'm very good at it.

In fact, I can only think of one woman in my rather long list of sexual conquests whom I did not eat out because I just wasn't into her.

Share your thoughts friends.

A friend of mine is really into it too @Biggie Smiles

so one day I saw him, and he had red scabbies all over his face after a night out with da ladies.

He looked like this only worse, Bigly:

He told me he liked eating out girls

 

[Dove]

I've never eaten out a fatty

I've always heard they have a most difficult time keeping the foul stench off the premises

I have. And that's not necessarily true.

It depends on the weight because extremely heavy people cannot wash. And at that point they ain't trying to get laid. They wanna eat and die.

Heavier women who just regular fat usually stay clean. I mean....I've met thin women whose hygiene was absolutely terrible.

I'm kinda weird though. I dont have a "type". Look at you and look at the man I married. I was no less or no more attracted to either of you. I'm attracted to vibes and humor, wit, kindness. Et.

I could be alone with the hottest person on the planet and if they cant make me feel anything I'm not interested.

So I've definately slept with some heavier people lol.

 

[Dove]

What are your favourite pussy-eating positions y’all?

My awesome foursome are:

1. Doggystyle position (anus near nose)
2. Reverse cowgirl position (anus near nose)
3. Sitting on the edge of the couch armrest position
4. Hard smothering fuck-my-nose-up position

I'm really serious about this so my preference is just boring old on my back where I have more control. Easier to steer.

I dont mind other positions....I just prefer the missionary one.

If I'm the one doing it I dont really care as long as my partner is comfortable. I'm a huge pervert so it doesnt really matter. :D

 

[Breakfall]

I'm really serious about this so my preference is just boring old on my back where I have more control. Easier to steer.

I dont mind other positions....I just prefer the missionary one.

If I'm the one doing it I dont really care as long as my partner is comfortable. I'm a huge pervert so it doesnt really matter. :D

If she’s on her back I have a tendency to stretch out her legs really far so I can also get to her anus. So if they’re not flexible it’s restricting for me and painful for her. The vagina and anus are so close together, that it just seems only fair that they both get the attention that they deserve! Innit?



PS: Did I already say that I love this thread? Fuck I love this thread! Lol

 

[GG Allin]

THE LAST TIME @Breakfall @Biggie Smiles @Blazor ATE ANYTHING CLOSE TO RESEMBLING A PUSSY IS WHEN THEY ALL GOT TOGETHER AND MUNCHED ON EACH OTHER'S ASSHOLES.

NOTICE HOW ALL THREE OF THEIR USERNAMES START WITH THE LETTER B, B FOR BROKEBACK BUTTHOLE BOYS.

THE MORE A MAN TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY ENJOY EATING PUSSY AND ALL THE POSITIONS/TECHNIQUE YOU LIKE AND USE, THE MORE YOU SOUND LIKE AN INSECURE HOMO TRYING TO FIT IN, IN THE LOCKER ROOM DURING SOPHOMORE YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU'RE LIKE THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN WHEN DESCRIBING TITS FEELING LIKE A SANDBAG.

IT'S OK IF YOU'RE A FAGGOT, NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. IT'S 2023, YOU CAN BE FREE AND COME OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH YOUR PINK BOAS AND SEQUIN NAILS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IT, IT'S OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKK!!!!

IN FACT, I'LL JERK ALL THREE OF YOU OFF AS A COMING-OUT GIFT FOR $84 DOLLARS A PIECE, AND THAT'S A DISCOUNTED PRICE JUST FOR YOU QUEERS!!!

I ONLY TAKE CASH OR THE EQUIVALENT VALUE OF PRECIOUS METAL. (PREFERABLY GOLD)

 

[Breakfall]

THE LAST TIME @Breakfall @Biggie Smiles @Blazor ATE ANYTHING CLOSE TO RESEMBLING A PUSSY IS WHEN THEY ALL GOT TOGETHER AND MUNCHED ON EACH OTHER'S ASSHOLES.

NOTICE HOW ALL THREE OF THEIR USERNAMES START WITH THE LETTER B, B FOR BROKEBACK BUTTHOLE BOYS.

THE MORE A MAN TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY ENJOY EATING PUSSY AND ALL THE POSITIONS/TECHNIQUE YOU LIKE AND USE, THE MORE YOU SOUND LIKE AN INSECURE HOMO TRYING TO FIT IN, IN THE LOCKER ROOM DURING SOPHOMORE YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU'RE LIKE THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN WHEN DESCRIBING TITS FEELING LIKE A SANDBAG.

IT'S OK IF YOU'RE A FAGGOT, NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. IT'S 2023, YOU CAN BE FREE AND COME OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH YOUR PINK BOAS AND SEQUIN NAILS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IT, IT'S OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKK!!!!

IN FACT, I'LL JERK ALL THREE OF YOU OFF AS A COMING-OUT GIFT FOR $84 DOLLARS A PIECE, AND THAT'S A DISCOUNTED PRICE JUST FOR YOU QUEERS!!!

I ONLY TAKE CASH OR THE EQUIVALENT VALUE OF PRECIOUS METAL. (PREFERABLY GOLD)

You’re simply awesome braah! Lol

 

[X]

ha ha ha you guise are eating out each others assholes ?? I bet you have to bend really low to munch bigglys Breakffall AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

 

[Breakfall]

ha ha ha you guise are eating out each others assholes ?? I bet you have to bend really low to munch bigglys Breakffall AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

“BabyFuckerAlert!”

 

[Dove]

ha ha ha you guise are eating out each others assholes ?? I bet you have to bend really low to munch bigglys Breakffall AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

It's a thread about pleasing women and you come in talking about men eating eachothers assholes?

Are they eating my ass as well? Is that gay?

X is the kind of guy to dry hump your left labia for a few minutes and then ask if you came.

 

[X]

It's a thread about pleasing women and you come in talking about men eating eachothers assholes?

Are they eating my ass as well? Is that gay?

X is the kind of guy to dry hump your left labia for a few minutes and then ask if you came.

Ummmm 3 retards in one, did you happen to see who brought up what skankadoodle dinggbat my God Dove at least try not to be such a fuck-head LOL








THE LAST TIME @Breakfall @Biggie Smiles @Blazor ATE ANYTHING CLOSE TO RESEMBLING A PUSSY IS WHEN THEY ALL GOT TOGETHER AND MUNCHED ON EACH OTHER'S ASSHOLES.

NOTICE HOW ALL THREE OF THEIR USERNAMES START WITH THE LETTER B, B FOR BROKEBACK BUTTHOLE BOYS.

THE MORE A MAN TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY ENJOY EATING PUSSY AND ALL THE POSITIONS/TECHNIQUE YOU LIKE AND USE, THE MORE YOU SOUND LIKE AN INSECURE HOMO TRYING TO FIT IN, IN THE LOCKER ROOM DURING SOPHOMORE YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU'RE LIKE THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN WHEN DESCRIBING TITS FEELING LIKE A SANDBAG.

IT'S OK IF YOU'RE A FAGGOT, NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. IT'S 2023, YOU CAN BE FREE AND COME OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH YOUR PINK BOAS AND SEQUIN NAILS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IT, IT'S OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKK!!!!

IN FACT, I'LL JERK ALL THREE OF YOU OFF AS A COMING-OUT GIFT FOR $84 DOLLARS A PIECE, AND THAT'S A DISCOUNTED PRICE JUST FOR YOU QUEERS!!!

I ONLY TAKE CASH OR THE EQUIVALENT VALUE OF PRECIOUS METAL. (PREFERABLY GOLD)

 

[X]

Blind with fury that fucking wackO tell you wat

 

[Breakfall]

Ummmm 3 retards in one, did you happen to see who brought up what skankadoodle dinggbat my God Dove at least try not to be such a fuck-head LOL








THE LAST TIME @Breakfall @Biggie Smiles @Blazor ATE ANYTHING CLOSE TO RESEMBLING A PUSSY IS WHEN THEY ALL GOT TOGETHER AND MUNCHED ON EACH OTHER'S ASSHOLES.

NOTICE HOW ALL THREE OF THEIR USERNAMES START WITH THE LETTER B, B FOR BROKEBACK BUTTHOLE BOYS.

THE MORE A MAN TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY ENJOY EATING PUSSY AND ALL THE POSITIONS/TECHNIQUE YOU LIKE AND USE, THE MORE YOU SOUND LIKE AN INSECURE HOMO TRYING TO FIT IN, IN THE LOCKER ROOM DURING SOPHOMORE YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU'RE LIKE THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN WHEN DESCRIBING TITS FEELING LIKE A SANDBAG.

IT'S OK IF YOU'RE A FAGGOT, NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. IT'S 2023, YOU CAN BE FREE AND COME OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH YOUR PINK BOAS AND SEQUIN NAILS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IT, IT'S OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKK!!!!

IN FACT, I'LL JERK ALL THREE OF YOU OFF AS A COMING-OUT GIFT FOR $84 DOLLARS A PIECE, AND THAT'S A DISCOUNTED PRICE JUST FOR YOU QUEERS!!!

I ONLY TAKE CASH OR THE EQUIVALENT VALUE OF PRECIOUS METAL. (PREFERABLY GOLD)

Hmmmm…the capslock! Having a moment again are we you frail thing?
Eat your vegetables and stop being a poosay!

 

[GG Allin]

It's a thread about pleasing women and you come in talking about men eating eachothers assholes?

Are they eating my ass as well? Is that gay?

X is the kind of guy to dry hump your left labia for a few minutes and then ask if you came.

STOP GIVING CREDIT FOR MY POST ABOUT ASSHOLES TO SOMEONE ELSE YOU LLAMA-LOOKING SKANK!!!

WITH ALL THAT GOD-AWFUL EYELINER YOU LOOK LIKE ALEXANDER DELARGE FROM A CLOCKWORK ORANGE DRESSED IN DRAG!!!!

IT'S OK, NOTHING CAN HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER FROM TOPEKA KANSAS WORKING AT THE SASNAK CLUB, WHERE WASHED-UP STRUNG-OUT MIDDLE-AGED CUNTS GO, IT'S FINE!!!

I KNOW YOU'RE ON PROBABLY FOUR DIFFERENT TYPES OF PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION AND IF YOU NEED YOUR KLONOPIN, ABILIFY, SSRI, AND VALTREX FOR CHEAP, THEN I GOT YOU COVERED.

IT WILL ONLY COST YOU A 5-GRAM GOLD BAR AND A HAND JOB.

$350 BUCKS AND 5 MINUTES... THAT'S A DISCOUNTED PRICE FOR YOU, SLUT MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[X]

Hmmmm…the capslock! Having a moment again are we you frail thing?
Eat your vegetables and stop being a poosay!

are you sniffing glue in those panties, ffs