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TheHaze

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By the way, am I really the only one who noticed the "vagina isn't meant for sexual intercourse, it's only meant for pumping out babies" thing? Really? Am I the only one who's gonna call this out?

Fine.

Hey, stupid! Without the sexual intercourse, how deh fook do you think the baby forms up in there to come outta there? Ya ferkin' derp fish. The male-mammal has got ta stuff his padoodinum inta yer fanungulator, elsewise ain't no baby gonna take substance UP IN THAR. Beef-head.
I am sure everyone seen it and if you know Sharona then you know there's no point in debaiting it with her who would like to cut your balls off and stuff them up her cunt !
What you should be asking is why does Sharona dislike men so much - - - - - - - -
 

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Well, pffff, that's Obvio. She wanted a ride on her daddy's THICK & VEINY MAN-ROD(tm) but being she was his daughter and he was not TWISTED and DOUBLE-FISTED in that way, he told her NO DICE, BEEYOSH!!! and threw her off his LAPPITATIUM.

And ever since then she's held a grudge against ALL MEN who possess GIGANTIC MEATPIPES YES. Has seen us all as an EXISTENTIAL THREATAMENT, secretly COWERING and WHIMPERING over our HUGE MEATSWORDS. TERRIFIEDERIZED that we will REJECTICATE the girl like her DADDULAR UNIT before us. But THERE WILL BE NO REJECTICATION, NO. I will BOUNCIFY that backside of HER'N like BOINKABOINKABOINKABOINKABONKABOINKABOINKABOINKABOINK?!!!!

Wait, forgot what I was talking about. Um... shit...

CARRY ON, BITCHEZZZZZ?!
 

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mont contrary Seamajor , Chicago is a bit too far to travel to see the Xena of the femdom movement. I've been finding look a likes and 2 nd cousins of hers to ease the void in my black heart....." when you gonna give me some time SHARONA ?

a few of her future members of her lonely hearts club
 

TheHaze

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Well, pffff, that's Obvio. She wanted a ride on her daddy's THICK & VEINY MAN-ROD(tm) but being she was his daughter and he was not TWISTED and DOUBLE-FISTED in that way, he told her NO DICE, BEEYOSH!!! and threw her off his LAPPITATIUM.

And ever since then she's held a grudge against ALL MEN who possess GIGANTIC MEATPIPES YES. Has seen us all as an EXISTENTIAL THREATAMENT, secretly COWERING and WHIMPERING over our HUGE MEATSWORDS. TERRIFIEDERIZED that we will REJECTICATE the girl like her DADDULAR UNIT before us. But THERE WILL BE NO REJECTICATION, NO. I will BOUNCIFY that backside of HER'N like BOINKABOINKABOINKABOINKABONKABOINKABOINKABOINKABOINK?!!!!

Wait, forgot what I was talking about. Um... shit...

CARRY ON, BITCHEZZZZZ?!
Cool story bro and thinking the hate comes from her being married 2 times and say that shit about what her cunt is for and end up sucking cock 5 times a day ------
 

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Well, pffff, that's Obvio. She wanted a ride on her daddy's THICK & VEINY MAN-ROD(tm) but being she was his daughter and he was not TWISTED and DOUBLE-FISTED in that way, he told her NO DICE, BEEYOSH!!! and threw her off his LAPPITATIUM.

And ever since then she's held a grudge against ALL MEN who possess GIGANTIC MEATPIPES YES. Has seen us all as an EXISTENTIAL THREATAMENT, secretly COWERING and WHIMPERING over our HUGE MEATSWORDS. TERRIFIEDERIZED that we will REJECTICATE the girl like her DADDULAR UNIT before us. But THERE WILL BE NO REJECTICATION, NO. I will BOUNCIFY that backside of HER'N like BOINKABOINKABOINKABOINKABONKABOINKABOINKABOINKABOINK?!!!!

Wait, forgot what I was talking about. Um... shit...

CARRY ON, BITCHEZZZZZ?!
Cool story bro and thinking the hate comes from her being married 2 times and say that shit about what her cunt is for and end up sucking cock 5 times a day ------
Nahhhh, doubt it. I mean, her INABILITY TO SATISFY HER MANG could maybe account for her not knowing what LE VAGINA is for. Or vice versa. Definitely not VISE versa tho, AMIRITE HO HO HO HO.

Also, re: them pho-toez -- JAYZUS KEE-RIST! I mean, I saw the pics Sharona uploaded, and she's not exactly bee-reft in the titties department, but HO. LEE. SHIZNITZ?! The broad on the left, man, them ain't EVEN titties, them thangz is MILK TANKERZ?! I'd be nervous to plow that dame's fertile soil, lest she stuff my face in that clea-VAHHHHHHZH and suffocate me to DEATH in thar! o_O_o (that's a O_o so ferocious it MUTATED, btw)
 

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Also: Hey, Sharona? No penis is allowed to post?

Bitch, I don't have to be "allowed." Stop me, if you can. Can't stop me? Then you didn't "allow" a god damn thing. Now how d'you like that! xD
 

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This message board is like Monster truck driving tough guys with tiny penises.
You haven't mentioned Trevor the submissive slave friend in awhile. Did you eat him after your last round of coitus ? Did you pass him around your encampment of Amazons until his heart stopped ? Oh well one can only guess , on a lighter note I'll take 3 more pairs of your slightly worn bloomers , but don't eat any chili before wearing these the last set made my eyes tear up. XXOO :tongue:
 

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This message board is like Monster truck driving tough guys with tiny penises.
Humour me here please...what constitutes a tiny penis. Under 6” perhaps? Not that mine’s 6” mind you, because it’s a lot bigger than that. And girth... is that on overlying factor? ‘Cause I’ve seen some cunts that one could well drive a Monster truck through on the porn that people send me in emails sometimes. Haha haha he hee hee eee hmmmm..

Jus’ wondering?
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Harry McKnackers

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This message board is like Monster truck driving tough guys with tiny penises.
Humour me here please...what constitutes a tiny penis. Under 6” perhaps? Not that mine’s 6” mind you, because it’s a lot bigger than that. And girth... is that on overlying factor? ‘Cause I’ve seen some cunts that one could well drive a Monster truck through on the porn that people send me in emails sometimes. Haha haha he hee hee eee hmmmm..

Jus’ wondering?
:doink2:

I have a 2 foot penis... I call it Hunter Biden.
 

Seamajor

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This message board is like Monster truck driving tough guys with tiny penises.
Humour me here please...what constitutes a tiny penis. Under 6” perhaps? Not that mine’s 6” mind you, because it’s a lot bigger than that. And girth... is that on overlying factor? ‘Cause I’ve seen some cunts that one could well drive a Monster truck through on the porn that people send me in emails sometimes. Haha haha he hee hee eee hmmmm..

Jus’ wondering?
:doink2:

I have a 2 foot penis... I call it Hunter Biden.
Really. Most here would call it Pinky Lee
 

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This message board is like Monster truck driving tough guys with tiny penises.
Humour me here please...what constitutes a tiny penis. Under 6” perhaps? Not that mine’s 6” mind you, because it’s a lot bigger than that. And girth... is that on overlying factor? ‘Cause I’ve seen some cunts that one could well drive a Monster truck through on the porn that people send me in emails sometimes. Haha haha he hee hee eee hmmmm..

Jus’ wondering?
:doink2:

I have a 2 foot penis... I call it Hunter Biden.
I decided to call mine Old Toby.

(Lord of the Rings fans will get the joke)
 

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Chicago feminist Sharona smart lady, yep.

Cisco Gene invite smart feminist to PNW for soy latte and cunnilingus. Yep.

I follow that.
 

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But pill-popping needle jockeys boring.

Ew. Ack! I don't follow that. Nope.
 

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But pill-popping needle jockeys boring.

Ew. Ack! I don't follow that. Nope.
You’re being too kind to this slag
Ah of course. our very own peepholing in the cheerleaders showers wrong un.

Are these yet more medals you pin on your pigeon chest son?
I bet you’ve already pissed your pants twice today. Ought to try Depends Amigo
Interesting that you spend your day thinking on the emissions of another mans penis.

Just interesting. Not surprising.
 

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There's an underlying inequality in our society that heavily favors men.

So..let me understand...
You want a male who hangs in the background and is just around when you deign to talk to him. Would you offer to open the door for him if he is first to the door, OR, because of his gender, must defer to YOU first and open the door for you, at your convenience?

You want equality, yet demand to treat the male in your relationship as a lesser?

I have a few demands:
1: Take less than 20 minutes to get yourself ready to go out.
2: Mean what you say. If you're "fine" with him going out.. don't come back later to admonish him for doing so.
3: Apply ALL the demands you make of men to yourself. ie; Forgiving, slow to anger, not be domineering, etc.
4: And no, your monthlies does not give you carte blanche to be a royal bitch.
All men are rapist. Plain and simple.

This is a developed recap from what I’ve been saying in various comments here and there in the last two weeks or so. As a feminist I’ve always said PIV is rape and I remember being disappointed to discover that so few radical feminists stated it clearly. How can you possibly see it otherwise?

JJ? Is that you?