B...b...b...but....I....I...have not been in prison? I have only been in a prison that was taken out of service when I was a small boy... Just to see how it looked like... That's all! Never conviced and not even that much traffic violations...No doubt you proud of yourself and you prison sentence. Did ya get a chance to meet Bubba? Probably changed your mind about the ladies.
I'm a good guy! On the good side of the law....