Florida teen dies after a ride in a amusement park

[Dove]

In case anyone wants to know what 350lbs of a human being hitting the ground sounds like when it's rocketed over 75 miles per hour downward from at least 100ft in the air

Horrifying. To put it mildly

I hope his family sues that fucking park right out of business permanently

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Good Lord.

 

[Oerdin]

I saw the clip the other day, the SPLAT sound is unnverving to say the least.

Got a link?

Edit: Never mind saw it later in the thread.

 

[Oerdin]

I'm not gonna say this kind of thing never happened, but this new generation has a record of "not giving a crap"

They are masters at appearing to give a crap, thought.

Appearance has become way more important than actual performance.

That has been true with them for a very long time.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I saw the clip the other day, the SPLAT sound is unnverving to say the least.

Got a link?

Sorry no, it was on Youtube of all places, so has likely been pulled. It shouldn't be too difficult to find elsewhere though.

 

[Oerdin]

In case anyone wants to know what 350lbs of a human being hitting the ground sounds like when it's rocketed over 75 miles per hour downward from at least 100ft in the air

Horrifying. To put it mildly

I hope his family sues that fucking park right out of business permanently

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Good Lord.

Yeah, that was squishy alright.

 

[Dove]

In case anyone wants to know what 350lbs of a human being hitting the ground sounds like when it's rocketed over 75 miles per hour downward from at least 100ft in the air

Horrifying. To put it mildly

I hope his family sues that fucking park right out of business permanently

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Good Lord.

Yeah, that was squishy alright.

He really just went "splat".

And the response from onlookers was pretty fucked up. No one panicked. The hell?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Watched the accident on 4chan, fat black kid looked like he undid his harness/slipped out when it stopped about 75 feet from the ground. Worked on fairgrounds when younger, its almost always a darwin award winner.

 

[Murdy]

FloriDUH is well known for being cheap. All the way around.

It's the worst state, imo. All the corrupt loser Latin Americans, the cracker Floridians/Southerners, the whining North Eastern Jews with the assholish non Jewish Northeasterners...freaking cesspool.

It’s amateur hour out there…

They try to be like us with all the amusement parks, but apparently haven’t learned a damn thing. I remember the first large woman fell out of a rollercoaster at Magic Mountain when I was 6.

It’s the amusement parks responsibility to monitor the patrons so this doesn’t happen. I smell a wrongful death lawsuit.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I smell a wrongful death lawsuit.

No way!

Serious?

there certainly is no getting anything past your highly trained legal eye.

what was your first clue? The fact that he was roughly 100 lbs over the weight limit or the fact that it's obvious to anyone with a brain that his restraint wasn't anywhere near properly secured with all of this caught on video and literally hundreds of eye witnesses?

 

[Murdy]

I smell a wrongful death lawsuit.

No way!

Serious?

there certainly is no getting anything past your highly trained legal eye.

what was your first clue? The fact that he was roughly 100 lbs over the weight limit or the fact that it's obvious to anyone with a brain that his restraint wasn't anywhere near properly secured with all of this caught on video and literally hundreds of eye witnesses?

They have the duty of care. You can’t shift that burden.

He should not have been able to get out. Haven’t you been to magic mountain or any of its six flag affiliates? They jerk on those things making sure you can’t get out.

Disneyland out here won’t even start a ride if you can’t be buckled and harnessed. They make you exit and show you how you need to get in on a stationary seat.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I smell a wrongful death lawsuit.

No way!

Serious?

there certainly is no getting anything past your highly trained legal eye.

what was your first clue? The fact that he was roughly 100 lbs over the weight limit or the fact that it's obvious to anyone with a brain that his restraint wasn't anywhere near properly secured with all of this caught on video and literally hundreds of eye witnesses?

They have the duty of care. You can’t shift that burden.

He should not have been able to get out. Haven’t you been to magic mountain or any of its six flag affiliates? They jerk on those things making sure you can’t get out.

Disneyland out here won’t even start a ride if you can’t be buckled and harnessed. They make you exit and show you how you need to get in on a stationary seat.

Yeah I've seen the fat fucks get turned away here too. they're not inventing fire or anything in Cali in this instance

The problem here is that you had a couple of snot nose punks operating the ride that obviously didn't give a fuck and now the owner will be spending his/her/their days in legal entanglements wishing they had paid a mature and competent person to do that job

 

[Murdy]

I smell a wrongful death lawsuit.

No way!

Serious?

there certainly is no getting anything past your highly trained legal eye.

what was your first clue? The fact that he was roughly 100 lbs over the weight limit or the fact that it's obvious to anyone with a brain that his restraint wasn't anywhere near properly secured with all of this caught on video and literally hundreds of eye witnesses?

They have the duty of care. You can’t shift that burden.

He should not have been able to get out. Haven’t you been to magic mountain or any of its six flag affiliates? They jerk on those things making sure you can’t get out.

Disneyland out here won’t even start a ride if you can’t be buckled and harnessed. They make you exit and show you how you need to get in on a stationary seat.

Yeah I've seen the fat fucks get turned away here too. they're not inventing fire or anything in Cali in this instance

The problem here is that you had a couple of snot nose punks operating the ride that obviously didn't give a fuck and now the owner will be spending his/her/their days in legal entanglements wishing they had paid a mature and competent person to do that job

No one said we invented fire by checking the safety of amusement park guests when they go on rides. My point is that all amusement parks have been on constructive notice of the dangers of having large riders since that woman died in the 1980s.


Sorry, Florida… you’re not getting around that. Employing tards isn’t going to defense this either. The dipshits are still agents and employees acting on behalf of the amusement park.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

 

[The Prowler]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

Murdock is coming across like she is autistic.

Could she have caught that from Liar @Joe?

 

[Murdy]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

I guess you don’t want to get into comparative negligence and the ins and outs of how that will play out LOL

 

[Murdy]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

Murdock is coming across like she is autistic.

Could she have caught that from Liar @Joe?

A simple “I can’t comprehend” would have sufficed, cheerleader.

Does his jock get heavy after you hold it for a while?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

I guess you don’t want to get into comparative negligence and the ins and outs of how that will play out LOL

no, not with your brilliant legal mind and powers of reading comprehension and perception I don't

Me: The parents have a rock solid case to sue the park out of existence

You: You don't get to skirt the legal liability on this one, sir

Me: Are we reading the same thread at the same time?

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

 

[The Prowler]

You are a stooge, Murdock.

When you said this:

I smell a wrongful death lawsuit.

And Joo replied with this:

No way!

Serious?

there certainly is no getting anything past your highly trained legal eye.

Did you not clue in that he was being sarcastic? Because you are saying something that is common knowledge.

You did not appear to pick up on the sarcasm at all. Kinda like the other tone-deaf autistic clown Liar @Joe.

Fuck you are dense.

 

[The Prowler]

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

Murdock would be a lot more pleasant if she understood that she is a braindead bimbo.

Where does someone so fuckin' stupid get her confidence?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I don't wanna laugh

I really dont


lolz

 

[Murdy]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

I guess you don’t want to get into comparative negligence and the ins and outs of how that will play out LOL

no, not with your brilliant legal mind and powers of reading comprehension and perception I don't

Me: The parents have a rock solid case to sue the park out of existence

You: You don't get to skirt the legal liability on this one, sir

Me: Are we reading the same thread at the same time?

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

I forget that everything is either win or lose for couch jurors lol

This is not a slam dunk case by any means. There are so many things that will factor into any settlement or award secured at trial… but WTF would I know? I’ve only been dealing in settlements for the better part of the last 20 years.

 

[Dove]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

It's like she didnt even read what you said

THAT right there? It's why I dont even fucking bother lol. You would have a more productive exchange yelling into a void. At least the void would know what was being said lol.

I dont even know where ANYONE suggested "FL" should "get around" anything.....lmao WUT?

Good luck :D

 

[Adam Hitler]

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

Murdock would be a lot more pleasant if she understood that she is a braindead bimbo.

Where does someone so fuckin' stupid get her confidence?

It's a common trait among the female species unfortunately, especially nowadays.

 

[Dove]

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

Murdock would be a lot more pleasant if she understood that she is a braindead bimbo.

Where does someone so fuckin' stupid get her confidence?

That's not confidence. That's narcissism.

 

[Murdy]

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

Murdock would be a lot more pleasant if she understood that she is a braindead bimbo.

Where does someone so fuckin' stupid get her confidence?

Says interloper cling-on who confuses legal jargon and Asperger’s *rolls eyes*

 

[Murdy]

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

Murdock would be a lot more pleasant if she understood that she is a braindead bimbo.

Where does someone so fuckin' stupid get her confidence?

That's not confidence. That's narcissism.

Takes one to know one, slack

 

[Biggie Smiles]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

I guess you don’t want to get into comparative negligence and the ins and outs of how that will play out LOL

no, not with your brilliant legal mind and powers of reading comprehension and perception I don't

Me: The parents have a rock solid case to sue the park out of existence

You: You don't get to skirt the legal liability on this one, sir

Me: Are we reading the same thread at the same time?

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

I forget that everything is either win or lose for couch jurors lol

This is not a slam dunk case by any means. There are so many things that will factor into any settlement or award secured at trial… but WTF would I know? I’ve only been dealing in settlements for the better part of the last 20 years.

Am I in the twilight zone?

 

[Dove]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

I guess you don’t want to get into comparative negligence and the ins and outs of how that will play out LOL

no, not with your brilliant legal mind and powers of reading comprehension and perception I don't

Me: The parents have a rock solid case to sue the park out of existence

You: You don't get to skirt the legal liability on this one, sir

Me: Are we reading the same thread at the same time?

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

I forget that everything is either win or lose for couch jurors lol

This is not a slam dunk case by any means. There are so many things that will factor into any settlement or award secured at trial… but WTF would I know? I’ve only been dealing in settlements for the better part of the last 20 years.

Am I in the twilight zone?

Yes.

Probably next door to the twighlight zone where I'm trying to convert people.

 

[Murdy]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

I guess you don’t want to get into comparative negligence and the ins and outs of how that will play out LOL

no, not with your brilliant legal mind and powers of reading comprehension and perception I don't

Me: The parents have a rock solid case to sue the park out of existence

You: You don't get to skirt the legal liability on this one, sir

Me: Are we reading the same thread at the same time?

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

I forget that everything is either win or lose for couch jurors lol

This is not a slam dunk case by any means. There are so many things that will factor into any settlement or award secured at trial… but WTF would I know? I’ve only been dealing in settlements for the better part of the last 20 years.

Am I in the twilight zone?

I’m not sure… but if you scroll back, you’ll see where you were horrified by my comment to LILY and decided to jump in and challenge my wrongful death comment.

I was here to discuss the merit of the case and probability.

 

[Murdy]

:facepalm:

would you like a soda?

I guess you don’t want to get into comparative negligence and the ins and outs of how that will play out LOL

no, not with your brilliant legal mind and powers of reading comprehension and perception I don't

Me: The parents have a rock solid case to sue the park out of existence

You: You don't get to skirt the legal liability on this one, sir

Me: Are we reading the same thread at the same time?

Have you thought about consulting for this boy's family? I'm sure they could use someone with such a commanding grasp of the painfully obvious.

I forget that everything is either win or lose for couch jurors lol

This is not a slam dunk case by any means. There are so many things that will factor into any settlement or award secured at trial… but WTF would I know? I’ve only been dealing in settlements for the better part of the last 20 years.

Am I in the twilight zone?

Yes.

Probably next door to the twighlight zone where I'm trying to convert people.

Well, one thing is for certain… the thirst is realz.