Flynn's Advice Column

[Flynn]

Nah Pickles…I sport a semi-Mohawk. It makes me look spunky! Löl

So now you look like wannabe Coke dealer that moonlights as a crackhead? At least you have a lot of things in common with most of the posters here.

What are you like 50?

 

[Breakfall]

So now you look like wannabe Coke dealer that moonlights as a crackhead? At least you have a lot of things in common with most of the posters here.

What are you like 50?

Jesus…I don’t deal in drugs or even take prescription drugs…sort your shit out Pickles! Go smoke sum weed dude! Löl

 

[Master]

No one noticed me "owning" Breakdown?

*Cries*

Well that's not saying much considering air, the most plentiful thing on this planet, is the only victim this guy has ever beaten routinely just by breathing in and wasting it.

Stats show any time that shoulda caught on a snag in the fallopian tube moron, BiggieFatass the tub of butter who cosplays a retatded gang banger who reps a gang who abused children, Dovid the Guinness world record chaser of failed marriages, or Gayran the forum lifer who brags about being here long even tho his registration date peculiarly is around the same as everyone elses posts, this place loses interest.

We, as a forum, need to fix this.

 

[Breakfall]

Well that's not saying much considering air, the most plentiful thing on this planet, is the only victim this guy has ever beaten routinely.

Stats show any time that shoulda caught on a snag in the fallopian tube moron, BiggieFatass the tub of butter who cosplays a retatded gang banger who reps a gang who abused children, Dovid the Guinness world record chaser of failed marriages, or Gayran the forum lifer who brags about being here long even tho his registration date peculiarly is around the same as everyone elses posts, this place loses interest.

We, as a forum, need to fix this.

You know…every time you utter mutter…I think of your stupid facial hair and your stalking behaviour. Your apology was pathetic and cringeworthy. Dove should post that shit for us to all laugh at you and point a finger. Ya fucking little naff! löl

 

[Flynn]

Jesus…I don’t deal in drugs or even take prescription drugs…sort your shit out Pickles! Go smoke sum weed dude! Löl

The why are you decked out like some frat boi on Spring Break in Miami Beach? I bet you also use Brut Aftershave because you think the nasty smell brings out the color in your eyes.

 

[Breakfall]

The why are you decked out like some frat boi on Spring Break in Miami Beach? I bet you also use Brut Aftershave because you think the nasty smell brings out the color in your eyes.

You love my green eyes! Löl

 

[Flynn]

You love my green eyes! Löl

Was that before your transition into woman?

 

[Breakfall]

Was that before your transition into woman?

Says one part of fucking pansy-arsed duo! Löl…you and your biatch brother are a fucking riot.

 

[Flynn]

Says one part of fucking pansy-arsed duo! Löl…you and your biatch brother are a fucking riot.

Says the guy who's over 50 lying on a 12 member forum.

 

[Breakfall]

Says the guy who's over 50 lying on a 12 member forum.

You should change the title to Pickles’ Colon Column!

 

[Flynn]

You should change the title to Pickles’ Colon Column!

How about this "title:"

Breakfast should eat a dick.

 

[Breakfall]

How about this "title:"

Breakfast should a dick.

“Breakfast should a dick.” ?? What are you trying to say? Get the cock out of your mouth ya pansy!

 

[Flynn]

“Breakfast should a dick.” ?? What are you trying to say? Get the cock out of your mouth ya pansy!

EAT a DiCk!

 

[Breakfall]

EAT a DiCk!

Lol…you got so excited saying dick that you fumbled yer wurds! Fucking pansy-arsed naff!

 

[Breakfall]

Pickles’ Colon Column… it is! Löl

 

[Flynn]

Lol…you got so excited saying dick that you fumbled yer wurds! Fucking pansy-arsed naff!

Or maybe I was thinking about you fucking a dead person?

 

[Flynn]

Pickles’ Colon Column… it is! Löl

Breakfart's Pity Party Thread

 

[Breakfall]

I like the Breakfart nick though! Löl…it’s a classic. @EmperorDiLF coined it years ago. Fantastisch !

 

[UncleDiLF]

I like the Breakfart nick though! Löl…it’s a classic. @EmperorDiLF coined it years ago. Fantastisch !

Bahahhahaja. My brother. We have Humor and don't take shits personal.

It was such a funny banter. I love farting sometimes. And I imagined how it is, if a fart "breaks"


I picked it up indeed. Fantastisch und auch LÖL

 

[Breakfall]

Bahahhahaja. My brother. We have Humor and don't take shits personal.

It was such a funny banter. I love farting sometimes. And I imagined how it is, if a fart "breaks"


I picked it up indeed. Fantastisch und auch LÖL

Fucking oath. I love a good fart in the morning. I make the best Dutch oven. Guten Morgen!!!

 

[Flynn]

Look at these two homos shining each other's nutsacks with their forked tongues.

 

[Breakfall]

Look at these two homos shining each other's nutsacks with their forked tongues.

How old were you and your brother Poofter when you first fucked your whore mother?

 

[Blurt]

Breakfart eats bangers.

All semi-mohawked sissy surfers do.

Confuses pussy with mash, too.

A truly cunning linguist would know when to use “I” and when to use “me.”

Americans know this well: There is no “you” in “honor,” either.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Alright Honey BooBoo, I need some advice.

Goddammit. Who the motherfuck came up with the idea of making bed sheets oval to fit over a rectangular bed!? They fit, right? Nope! But don’t worry, just turn it and viola... it doesn’t fit! Give it another try by spi – OOOWCH! Toes make solid *thud* contact with the frame. Again...

SSS
- I'm waitiiiiiiiing.

 

[Murdy]

Alright Honey BooBoo, I need some advice.

Goddammit. Who the motherfuck came up with the idea of making bed sheets oval to fit over a rectangular bed!? They fit, right? Nope! But don’t worry, just turn it and viola... it doesn’t fit! Give it another try by spi – OOOWCH! Toes make solid *thud* contact with the frame. Again...

SSS
- I'm waitiiiiiiiing.

They say imitation is the best form of flattery….

You need sheet straps… but I’m talking about the kind you buy on Amazon and not the bdsm kind. You should be able to get a good night’s sleep without ending up face down in a cold drool wet spot on a bare mattress.

Xoxo The OG advice columnist