Flynn's Advice Column

[Flynn]

Dude….I ain’t gotz time fo yo angst today. Just pull yo wire harder! Lol

Really?

You just replied to me like 7 times.

 

[Flynn]

Stop it Paul!!!

How did you read that if I'm on "ignore?"

 

[Flynn]

Flynn, I need some Advice.

Is it ok to point out that the entire community has turned on Dovid?

Who?

 

[Master]

Who?

Everyone because of her snore bomb in the lipstick alley thread.

 

[Flynn]

I own you Paul. You and your arsehole! Löl

Wouldn't the simple "owning" of "Paul" be enough? Why do you feel the need to also want to "own Paul's arsehole" as well?

What a homo.

 

[Flynn]

Everyone because of her snore bomb in the lipstick alley thread.

In that case maybe you should.

 

[Breakfall]

Oi Oi Oi….Paul…I’ll give you and your brother Kevin some advice…stop yo Georgy Porgy bullshit. You were punching above your weight right from the outset! Löl

 

[Flynn]

I’ll give you some advice Paul. Don’t go running around forums picking on girls like a bitch scorned. Fucking Poofter! Löl

So now Martini is "Paul?"

 

[Breakfall]

So now Martini is "Paul?"

DuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuH! Löl

 

[Flynn]

Oi Oi Oi….Paul…I’ll give you and your brother Kevin some advice…stop yo Georgy Porgy bullshit. You were punching above your weight right from the outset! Löl

Wait? You just called Martini "Paul." But now you're calling me "Paul."

 

[Flynn]

DuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuH! Löl

So myself and Martini are both "Paul?"

 

[Breakfall]

You dudes with be a kak it it weren’t for your stalking issues. Didn’t mummy love youz!? Löl

 

[Flynn]

You dudes with be a kak it it weren’t for your stalking issues. Didn’t mummy love youz!? Löl

Who?

Me or "Paul?"

 

[Breakfall]

So myself and Martini are both "Paul?"

WTF? You’re Paul and he‘s Kevin! Fuuuuuuuuuck Pickles!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

admin sucks dicks

 

[Flynn]

WTF? You’re Paul and he‘s Kevin! Fuuuuuuuuuck Pickles!

I understand that, but you also called Martini "Paul" as well.

 

[Breakfall]

Who?

Me or "Paul?"

It’s Paul or I.
Grammar ya spastic scrote!

 

[Breakfall]

I understand that, but you also called Martini "Paul" as well.

No….you must of had shit in eye!?

 

[Flynn]

It’s Paul or I.
Grammar ya spastic scrote!

Not so fast.

One thing at a time. Why would you call myself and Martini "Paul?"

 

[Breakfall]

I need to go surfing now….stop alerting me with messages Pickles! Löl

 

[Flynn]

No….you must of had shit in eye!?

Because normal people go around being in places where it's easy to get "shit in one's eye."

Anyhoo...

You did call Martini and myself "Paul." So you can see where the confusion comes in.

 

[Flynn]

I need to go surfing now….stop alerting me with messages Pickles! Löl

That wouldn't happen if I were really on ignore.

 

[Breakfall]

That wouldn't happen if I were really on ignore.

I’m 5 minutes away from the beach Pickles. Maybe one day you could earn enough money to afford seaside living too. Work hard and work smart is my advice to you poopy!

 

[Flynn]

I’m 5 minutes away from the beach Pickles. Maybe one day you could earn enough money to afford seaside living too. Work hard and work smart is my advice to you poopy!

I thought I was on ignore cry baby?

 

[Breakfall]

I thought I was on ignore cry baby?

Yeah you were…you were becoming repetitively redundant. I’ll put you back on ignore no doubt too. I feel it’s a little weird talking to a bloke with his cock in his hand on the other side of the world. Eat a pickle! Löl

 

[Flynn]

Yeah you were…you were becoming repetitively redundant. I’ll put you back on ignore no doubt too. I feel it’s a little weird talking to a bloke with his cock in his hand on the other side of the world. Eat a pickle! Löl

Here. Let me be more "repetitive" for your edification:

Go sodomize your long gone mum.

 

[Flynn]

No one noticed me "owning" Breakdown?

*Cries*

 

[Breakfall]

No one noticed me "owning" Breakdown?

*Cries*

Lölölöl….yeah sure man! Word up! Are you going to bore me with your repetition you bad, bad widdle Pickle?

 

[Flynn]

Lölölöl….yeah sure man! Word up! Are you going to bore me with your repetition you bad, bad widdle Pickle?

Do you still have a mullet? Or have you finally grown up?

 

[Breakfall]

Do you still have a mullet? Or have you finally grown up?

Nah Pickles…I sport a semi-Mohawk. It makes me look spunky! Löl