Gimme questions...

[Frood]

Will you sing in a video for us the theme song to the TV show Greatest American Hero? Bonus points if you wear a tablecloth or tea towel as a cape.



Do ex cops bathe and brush their tooth?

 

[Garraty_47]

What about my fucking questions?

Sorry dude.
I had to have a cutoff or the video would have been a disaster. A dozen questions took around 10 minutes to answer and given the attention spans in this place I couldn't justify an even longer clip.

 

[Garraty_47]

What do you feed your forehead ?

The souls of blithering prats who ask me stoopid questions.

 

[Garraty_47]

Will you sing

No.
Absolutely not.

...unless I change my mind and it's entirely my idea.

But no.

Do ex cops bathe and brush their tooth?

Yes and yes.

 

[Garraty_47]

The video is uploading as I poast this but it'll take a while; my internet connection is not... robust.

 

[Aryan Victory]

Cookie already poached the answers.

You still have two slots but my list is filling fast this morning.
Just sayin'.

Life in the e-fast lane, huh?

Shit! That wasn't a question!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sorry dude.
I had to have a cutoff or the video would have been a disaster. A dozen questions took around 10 minutes to answer and given the attention spans in this place I couldn't justify an even longer clip.

No worries. I just couldn't think of any funny ones within the time limit. <shrug>

 

[Garraty_47]

No worries. I just couldn't think of any funny ones within the time limit. <shrug>

Next time try not to overthink it.
I mean you've seen what I had to work with... the bar's not that high.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Next time try not to overthink it.
I mean you've seen what I had to work with... the bar's not that high.

Oh, don't worry. I didn't spend too much time thinking on it.

 

[Fredricka]

You already asked two questions so this one isn't going on the video.

The answer, however, depends on how they ask it.

If the interest is obviously prurient whether man or woman then yes, I'd probably be a little uncomfortable.

Otherwise: meh.

It was definitely prurient, stop being so innocent

 

[jack]

Next time try not to overthink it.
I mean you've seen what I had to work with... the bar's not that high.

No matter what, @Alticus will have done it better.

Fun to watch you scramble so, though.

 

[Fredricka]

No matter what, @Alticus will have done it better.

Fun to watch you scramble so, though.

Your questions were disqualified for being so boring. Hahahahaha, greatest snub of the day

 

[jack]

17.

 

[Fredricka]

Check out Seamajors thumbsups against nob ed. Lolz . 18

 

[Garraty_47]

No matter what, @Alticus will have done it better.

Fun to watch you scramble so, though.

Why you little shit... I now regret not giving you more of a thrashing in the vid.

I won't forget this.
No no no no. Not at all.

Keep checking your six, Pal.

 

[jack]

No matter what, @Alticus will have done it better.

Fun to watch you scramble so, though.

Truth stings, I guess.

 

[jack]

Check out Seamajors thumbsups against nob ed. Lolz . 18

20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha.

I'll pick up the count when I get back.

So much fun makin people dance.

 

[Garraty_47]

Truth stings, I guess.

Eventually yes, yes it will.

 

[jack]

Eventually yes, yes it will.

Certainly stung you, it seems.

Besides, you know I really don't give the tiniest shit what you actually think. Anyone that actually raided TK and can't remember it, certainly can't remember much, I guess.

 

[Fredricka]

20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha.

I'll pick up the count when I get back.

So much fun makin people dance.

What? You're.......GOING OUT? Are you celebrating a special occasion or something? This is unheard of

 

[jack]

What? You're.......GOING OUT? Are you celebrating a special occasion or something? This is unheard of

22!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hoo hoo.

 

[Garraty_47]

Certainly stung you, it seems.

Besides, you know I really don't give the tiniest shit what you actually think.

I made the mistake of feeling sorry for you and therefore cut you an unusual amount of slack.

You used that slack to hang yourself.

End of.

 

[Fredricka]

22!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boo hoo.

22 times you've cried today, I don't care

 

[jack]

22 times I've cried today, I don't care

23 Hee hee

 

[jack]

I made the mistake of feeling sorry for you and therefore cut you an unusual amount of slack.

You used that slack to hang yourself.

End of.

Need a shovel for that hole you're digging?

You might consider just moving along instead of whining so.

 

[X]

I just hope he’s got a glass of water handy, the sounds of his lips smacking into his ultra fancy mic is incredibly gross

 

[jack]

26,27,28,29,30,31

 

[Fredricka]

26,27,28,29,30,31

Are you hoping we'll start calling you numbers?

 

[jack]

32!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Zzzzz