Gimme questions...

[Fredricka]

Nob ed just signed up for negs......

 

[Garraty_47]

On a sidenote,
I don't think Garry knows when he's funny. Or not funny.
Just an observation-

I'm always funny.
I'm just not always funny *to you*.

That's how it works.

 

[Garraty_47]

No answers for my questions? Fine, be that way... @Garraty_47

Gimme questions...

Will you sing in a video for us the theme song to the TV show Greatest American Hero? Bonus points if you wear a tablecloth or tea towel as a cape. Do ex cops bathe and brush their tooth?

bastardfactory.net

 

[Master Pu]

I'm always funny.
I'm just not always funny *to you*.

That's how it works.

I just said you were funny.
Twice.

 

[Garraty_47]

I just said you were funny.
Twice.

Right... twice out of a dozen questions.
The implication being 2/12 which I'll take gladly.
For someone who's never styled themselves a comic I don't think that's bad at all.

I'll even presume that's twice more than sourpuss jack or lunkhead X chuckled.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So, does the shoe polish wash out of your hair and beard, or do you use that Grecian Formula stuff?

 

[jack]

I'll even presume that's twice more than sourpuss jack or lunkhead X chuckled.

I enjoyed it, tbh.

 

[Garraty_47]

So, does the shoe polish wash out of your hair and beard, or do you use that Grecian Formula stuff?

I find that Rust-Oleum brand spray paint lasts the longest probably because it's made for outdoor furniture so it's pretty water resistant.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I find that Rust-Oleum brand spray paint lasts the longest probably because it's made for outdoor furniture so it's pretty water resistant.

They don't make the right color for me.

 

[Master Pu]

Right... twice out of a dozen questions.
The implication being 2/12 which I'll take gladly.
For someone who's never styled themselves a comic I don't think that's bad at all.

I'll even presume that's twice more than sourpuss jack or lunkhead X chuckled.

Pal, I laughed out loud twice. That's more than funny. You have a deadpan delivery. Sooner or later I'll think of a funny question to ask. I haven't thought of one yet. I didn't say it was bad btw

 

[Aryan Victory]

I bet x is a monkey and nob ed is a sheep

I'm a monkey I think. My ma is into all that Chinese astrology stuff...

 

[jack]

Fred: is a sheep

wrong as usual. I'm a wood horse.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

So, does the shoe polish wash out of your hair and beard, or do you use that Grecian Formula stuff?

Yes.

 

[Fredricka]

I'm a monkey I think. My ma is into all that Chinese astrology stuff...

I'm not into it, but keep an open mind

 

[Cookie Monster]

Q. How many great grand children does @Fredricka have?

 

[Fredricka]

Q. How many great grand children does @Fredricka have?

This is garratys q&a thread, not mine. Get your obsession under control

 

[Aryan Victory]

Fred: is a sheep

wrong as usual. I'm a wood horse.

I thought you'd be a ferret or some other kind of rodent.

 

[jack]

I thought

Stop right there. You don't do anything of the kind.

 

[Cookie Monster]

This is garratys q&a thread, not mine. Get your obsession under control

Legitimate question. Or illegitimate subject, lol irony.

 

[Fredricka]

Legitimate question. Or illegitimate subject, lol irony.

It's not legitimate for this thread, please have some respect for garraty and his narcissism, ta

 

[Seamajor]

They don't make the right color for me.

Id bet the make pink Reggie

 

[Scooter]

Are we still asking questions in this thread? Should I buy a pickup truck? I'd rather have an SUV but there will probably be times in the near future when I might need to haul something. Friends of mine have trucks but I don't know if I should rely on them.