Wait, do you smell that? Just clicking onto this forum the stench of shattered dreams, social awkwardness, and tubes of the lotion like Vaseline reek like a perfume section at Macys.
Why hello, it’s moi, the dashing, handsome, and feel good story of this community, King Martini, Poofer, Kevin, a man of many names and inches…you know…. down there. The man who put a message board on his back and created so much interest it was hitting social media from the heavy flow of drama I caused over a Nintendo switch. Come to think of it, I should be getting a check for the interest I created. Me. The killer app.
Now, I hope all you retards are having good fortune and positive vibes. Life is too short to hold grudges. So for this new year, yours truly is turning a new leaf, a kindler, gentler Martini. A pallet cleanser, if you will. The aperitif of this community I shall be.
Yes, my underlings, it’s time to take your pants off and relax.
To Flea- she who have me the ball to dribble down the court and slam dunk that shit into flametowne lore, so much so, the rabble still talks about it, may you sleep in an awkward position and your fake ass turn into a pancake. You do know somebody with a lit cigarette can pop those Shit bags, yeah?
To Blandscape- keep doing what your doing, my crown as the GOAT now fits snuggly on top of your pointed head. See, as the best this community, it’s my responsibility to pass on that title, nobody else can do it. Just don’t post no more pictures, your face looks like a nutsack.
To Fox- Let’s stream.
To Caskur- You never got the credit you deserved, but honestly, you are one relentless old bag. A Flame warrior. A hero. The Axle Rose of flaming.
To Fraud- one of the GOATS of trolling and a damn nice guy on top. We shall meet up for drinks one day.
To Bra1n- truly one of the GOATS. The guy who taught me how to edit and let me shit all over anybody with no reprisals. And hint- we never were at odds on these forums, we just trolled the shit out of everyone.
To Evil Blood- The smartest guy this community has ever seen. Living, breathing internet terror. He told me to leave when he did and I should have listened. Nobody better and nobody will ever be on his level.
To Sum Cunt- Too talented for these forums.
IYE- The guy who helped me refine my style. Told me what was funny and to stick to that.
TOE- one of the only guys I stopped what I was doing to read his post. Cool AF for a Canuck.
So, don’t expect me to post, don’t expect any replies. Maybe I’ll make a podcast here and there, but typing out gems to chumps isn’t my idea of creative time spent.
Sham, good luck on the recovery, Flynn, my dick is bigger then yours, Blurto, your dick is bigger then mine, Peaches, Boba Fett was stuck in your sarlacc pit face for 20 years, Lotus, have you ever corn row braided your bush?
Here’s to 2022!!
