Hey You Canuck Bonerheads

[Holliday 3000]

Put out yer fuckin fires.
That smoke is all over my town.

You trying to kill us?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Put out yer fuckin fires.
That smoke is all over my town.

You trying to kill us?

You deserve it.

 

[Holliday 3000]

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[Reggie_Essent]

Fucking Canadians!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Fucking Canadians!

Aren't you one of them?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Aren't you one of them?

You're closer to Canaduh than me, cheesehead.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You're closer to Canaduh than me, cheesehead.

But I was born in South Bend.

 

[Everlast]

Put out yer fuckin fires.
That smoke is all over my town.

You trying to kill us?

It wasn't US, It was THEM those tuitty fruitty Quebecers!! Those fucking frogs sewer up, smoke up everything in life. Get your Pressie Trump to nuke em all dead. God bless

 

[Reggie_Essent]

But I was born in South Bend.

Oh yeah, that's right. You're a Hoosier. That's only a half-step above a Canadian.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Oh yeah, that's right. You're a Hoosier. That's only a half-step above a Canadian.

Thanks for the promotion.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Thanks for the promotion.

You'll be demoted again when football season starts, don't worry.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You'll be demoted again when football season starts, don't worry.

Sads.

 

[Fredricka]

Put out your fags properly x and don't just chuckem on the ground

 

[Frood]

I thought Holliday was Canuckistani?

 

[Holliday 3000]

I thought Holliday was Canuckistani?

You know gotdam well I'm from New Jersey, sir and/or madam.

 

[realgrimm]

Put out yer fuckin fires.
That smoke is all over my town.

You trying to kill us?

Its orchestrated by our government to push the climate change agenda, last year when this happened 31 arsonists were caught.. They dont remove the dead fall timber and spraying the sky with Glyphosate to help it burn, but dont worry the government says by 2031 we'll get waterbombers to help.. last year they refused help from neighboring fire departments so this might last awhile..

Take it up with our current government figureheads

 

[Holliday 3000]

Its orchestrated by our government to push the climate change agenda, last year when this happened 31 arsonists were caught.. They dont remove the dead fall timber and spraying the sky with glysophate to help it burn, but dont worry the government says by 2031 we'll get waterbombers to help.. last year they refused help from neighboring fire departments so this might last awhile..

Take it up with our current government figureheads

Yeah, I hear they been importing wood from Russia lest the fires run outta fuel.
. Bigfoot is helping to strategically position the big sticks for max effect.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[realgrimm]

Yeah, I hear they been importing wood from Russia lest the fires run outta fuel.
. Bigfoot is helping to strategically position the big sticks for max effect.

 

[Holliday 3000]

The way I understanzit, Trump is getting that wood shipped from the Taiga in aylein trawlers serving two porposes.
. One, to help finance Putin's assault on Europe (who he hates for their cheeses), and 2, to distract from the Epstein files with a smokescreen from these fires.
It's fucking diabolical.

 

[Admin.]

A couple summers ago during a particularly active fire season, the MAGAts were up in arms because someone said zillions of ANTIFA soldiers came up from California and were running through the remote wilderness in Oregon spreading wildfires. It was bullshit of course.

 

[Frood]

You know gotdam well I'm from New Jersey, sir and/or madam.

That's even worse!

 

[Holliday 3000]

That's even worse!

It's where you're from.

 

[Frood]

It's where you're from.

Exactly! At least for my first 6 or 7 years. I escaped....

 

[Holliday 3000]

Exactly! At least for my first 6 or 7 years. I escaped....

You got carried off kicking and screaming.

 

[Frood]

You got carried off kicking and screaming.

It was Gloucester County.... it didn't come soon enough.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Trenton sucks.