How do you like to relax after work?

[MasterBlaster]

I have 8 shots of Black Velvet whether I need it or not.

 

[TheHaze]

 

[chew the fat]

I usually go fuck myself.

Thats what I get told all day.

 

[MasterBlaster]

That's always good for a half hour or so...

 

[chew the fat]

I never thought it could be so relaxing but yet so tense.:OMG4:

 

[realgrimm]

I usually crawl into the bottom of my closet, fiendishly dry hump masturbate while I uncontrollably sob till I feel utterly defeated with no climax but am exhausted from crying so I fall asleep...and repeat...

 

[Krieg]

I enjoy a good tickle as I pick my nose. The soft curves and folds of my frontal lobe through the membrane allows me to soothe the stress of the day. Afterwards I resume my efforts to insert my penis in a light socket. Makes my tongue glow.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Groovy stuff, guys.

 

[TheHaze]

I enjoy watching other people work and a bonus for watching females cleaning and naked

 

[Vile_Vixen]

I sit in judgment of my supervisor when I get home......

 

[Big Sexy]

Ben and Jerrys Ice Cream.

 

[Oerdin]

Sex followed by a glass of wine is always nice.

 

[Breakfall]

Surfing/gardening/sex or masturbation.