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No. Not going to do that. I'd rather douse myself in gasoline and light a match
How I met my wife
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Take your discomfort with a more intelligent woman to meltdown where it belongs, "fellas".
You're all so beyond gut-hooked, you jump into the boat of your own volition.
You're all so beyond gut-hooked, you jump into the boat of your own volition.
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Look at pig under the impression she's winning
lmao
The script just writes itself
lmao
The script just writes itself
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Everytime I see the free space I occupy in your head, with all the teeth gnashing and sphincter tightening, I know I win.
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Good to see you identify personally as pig.
Good, seems you can be house trained afterall.
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My first wife was an absolute whore. She was nearly 10 years older than me and she had definitely been around the block. No matter what I did, this bitch wasn’t satisfied. And she was a thief.
I divorced her barely two years in and stayed single or over three years…she went on to husband #4…
I flew interstate to New South Wales and started my own business. It was there where I met my second wife and soul mate for life. The most selfless and carefree woman I have ever met.
We fell in love and have been together for over 15 years.
I love being around her so much.
Love of my life…
We married on the numerical palindrome: 02022020 with matching tattoos to commemorate our love.
I divorced her barely two years in and stayed single or over three years…she went on to husband #4…
I flew interstate to New South Wales and started my own business. It was there where I met my second wife and soul mate for life. The most selfless and carefree woman I have ever met.
We fell in love and have been together for over 15 years.
I love being around her so much.
Love of my life…
We married on the numerical palindrome: 02022020 with matching tattoos to commemorate our love.
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Gotta love how she knows who is a "whole person" and who is not lol
Hey Oak....the fact you felt the need to answer that by immediately saying "I'm not you! I am a whole person!" Kinda says you are not, Oak.
You got baggage up the ying yang stopping you from marrying your partner ....which is in your best interest at your age.
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Gross!Hush, darling... people in glass houses and shit....
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My hub and I met at 18 years old. We’ve been thru the shits and he still loves me 27 years later.
He still looks good too!
He still looks good too!
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Oak's partner don't love her
that much is very obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense
that much is very obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense
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Hush, darling... people in glass houses and shit....
Ok, but you see Oak has actual curves. She’s not oger-ish and linebacker-looking. Be honest.
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And she has a thick set of hair!
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And no sex dungeons
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Sex Dungeons
lol
Invest in a weave instead.
lol
Invest in a weave instead.
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Hey now Biggie. None of us can see into her life and know anything.
Only Oak can do that. God Himself touched her brain and she can see into all our lives, and know everything about us.
But no ones shit about hers!
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You said you were a women 800 times. Most believed you
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I love when my sarcasm is advanced people think I'm being serious lol
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Sure
