I am gods spn ass of now

[UncleDiLF]

I just took the highspeed train and even there i shatted.

I write this from my mansion. Also in the toilets.

I made a mistake. I was eating 2 xxl menues before the flight. I nearly shitted in my pants above the sky. Or vomits.

Yesterday i had a huge kebab. It was a mistake.

I am pooping water and scat. Farts. It is disgusting.

The last day nearly ruined my trip.

I will be gods son now and skip junk food for good. That was extreme.

I must testify.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I bow to thee emperor and thank thee for sharing such wonderful tails of your royal scatt, we must franchise it to the most expensive perfume on earth, all hail the holy shat.

 

[Frood]

If Emperor DILF farts in the bath tub, collects the water, and sells it.... he will be a royal influencer like Megan Markle.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

If Emperor DILF farts in the bath tub, collects the water, and sells it.... he will be a royal influencer like Megan Markle.

Snivelling Megan will be after Dilf now he’s an emperor, leaving Harry to sob his ginger heart out.