Where the fuck have you been hanging around Scouse??? Don’t tell me you went to that oestrogen-rich forum, the Blue Waffle? Fuuuck!
"Went"?
Hell, Breaky, he latched onto that board for a couple of years like a bloated leech on a ball sac. Dunno, maybe he thought Asian-Canadians would be receptive to his mindless drivel, who knows?
All it took to dislodge him, though, was one meek South Korean accountant with little patience for fucktardry who sent Scouse scurrying away like a cockroach with a life-jacket sailing on a river of salty British tears. The bitter hooligan moaning could be heard all the way to Glasgow and Exeter.
Of course, he'll deny this. But he shouldn't. As Rotty once said, the only sin on the internet is to be a boring fuck. And Scouse's panicked flight from The Blue Cashew was nothing if not entertaining.