I got married today....

[kooch]

I didn't realise one human being could be full of so much vomit...... well I mean obviously I know it's possible as I've spent enough time around shit posting idiots on the internet but my god it really spreads on a hard wood floor. I'm glad she loves me because I would straight up leave her arse if she threw up on the house like that. Fuck me its everywhere.

 

[kooch]

Also how the fuck did I miss 26k posts?

 

[The Cuntess]

KOOCH!!!

I guess this means I’ll never get that hardcore grudge hate fuck you promised me years ago

Congrats!

 

[kooch]

KOOCH!!!

I guess this means I’ll never get that hardcore grudge hate fuck you promised me years ago

Congrats!

If it's any consolation every towel in the house hates me right now.

 

[kooch]

Also I forgot the laundry sink was full of ice and coke cans but I'm sure I'll think of one if her friends to blame for flooding the house before she wakes up.

 

[Dove]

Congrats Kooch!!!

 

[The Cuntess]

You better get that shit cleaned up!

 

[kooch]

You better get that shit cleaned up!

First loads in the wash, wife gently snoring on the couch, filthy bogan punching cans in the back yard.

Fuck me I need smokes....

 

[Kirk]

Also how the fuck did I miss 26k posts?

Could you please tell us a little bit about yourself.

How did you miss 26k Posts?

 

[kooch]

Also how the fuck did I miss 26k posts?

Could you please tell us a little bit about yourself.

How did you miss 26k Posts?

Because I never come here id imagine.

In my defence we had sex before I threw up.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I didn't realise one human being could be full of so much vomit...... well I mean obviously I know it's possible as I've spent enough time around shit posting idiots on the internet but my god it really spreads on a hard wood floor. I'm glad she loves me because I would straight up leave her arse if she threw up on the house like that. Fuck me its everywhere.

And the fuck are you?

I hope you respect me.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think I remember this guy from SG, an Aussie with no love for libfags....

If so, welCUM and have a nice white day.

 

[Dove]

I think I remember this guy from SG, an Aussie with no love for libfags....

If so, welCUM and have a nice white day.

Kooch is awesome. Seriously.

He used to troll under Wayne Reynolds.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

What's up Kooch man?

Long time no see.

My condolences on your most recent personal tragedy. One hopes you got a prenup?

 

[Dove]

What's up Kooch man?

Long time no see.

My condolences on your most recent personal tragedy. One hopes you got a prenup?

Stooop it lol.

 

[LotusBud]

Also how the fuck did I miss 26k posts?

Could you please tell us a little bit about yourself.

How did you miss 26k Posts?

Because I never come here id imagine.

In my defence we had sex before I threw up.

Was the barf and the sex a follow up to your wedding day?

 

[Kirk]

Did he barf after licking pussy, is that what he means?

 

[LotusBud]

Did he barf after licking pussy, is that what he means?

Well, I kind of meant did he get cold feet about getting married and so get completely fucking shit faced after the sex?

 

[LotusBud]

I think I remember this guy from SG, an Aussie with no love for libfags....

If so, welCUM and have a nice white day.

Are you sure he's white?

 

[Frood]

I didn't realise one human being could be full of so much vomit...... well I mean obviously I know it's possible as I've spent enough time around shit posting idiots on the internet but my god it really spreads on a hard wood floor. I'm glad she loves me because I would straight up leave her arse if she threw up on the house like that. Fuck me its everywhere.

Sincere congrats, mate.... to you and your missus and the rest...

 

[kooch]

What's up Kooch man?

Long time no see.

My condolences on your most recent personal tragedy. One hopes you got a prenup?

Serves me right for buying nigger weed when I'm drunk.

 

[kooch]

I think I remember this guy from SG, an Aussie with no love for libfags....

If so, welCUM and have a nice white day.

Are you sure he's white?

Fuck me Lotus finally managed an actual insult.

 

[kooch]

Did he barf after licking pussy, is that what he means?

I licked her from cunt to arsehole, spent 20 minutes rubbing my flaccid penis around her rapidly drying holes for 35 minutes, blacked out then woke up already throwing up 3 hours later.

 

[Lokmar]

Did he barf after licking pussy, is that what he means?

I licked her from cunt to arsehole, spent 20 minutes rubbing my flaccid penis around her rapidly drying holes for 35 minutes, blacked out then woke up already throwing up 3 hours later.

Maybe it was the smell?

 

[kooch]

Did he barf after licking pussy, is that what he means?

I licked her from cunt to arsehole, spent 20 minutes rubbing my flaccid penis around her rapidly drying holes for 35 minutes, blacked out then woke up already throwing up 3 hours later.

Maybe it was the smell?

Nah pretty sure it was the 50 cans, no food, a whole box of the good pseudoephedrine cold & full tablets and a whole bunch of nigger weed.