I had a very traumatic experience in a clothing store that I want to share with my forum friends.

[wizer]

Sometimes you do what you gotta do.

That freak sharting you speak of.. I wish I could say I am unfamiliar with the concept, but with increasing age, not so much.

I recall leaving an MNF night out with the guys after having consumed too many hot wings. As I walked out of the place I had this faint urge to crap but I ignored it and hopped in the car for the 25 minute drive home.

By the 15 minute mark I was strongly fighting the urge to just let it go.. by 20 minutes I feared I might lose the battle, 2 minutes from home the life and death battle with my sphincter finally ended in favor of the contents of my large intestine.

Not even a pair of women's panties would have saved me. I needed a garden hose.

 

[The Countess]

MTF night? LMAO

 

[wizer]

No, not MTF, MNF.

You need eyeglasses woman.

 

[Blurt]

Male Not Female.

Gotcha.

 

[The Countess]

Bullshit. I’m starting to think this tranny outrage is a farce. This fool goes balls deep in some she-men

 

[Frood]

And the winner of the Best Supporting Actor Role For Admitting To Wearing Women's Panties In A Bastardfactory Thread Without Blowback....

***opens envelope***

Goes to meeee!

 

[Blurt]

Fukken' Freud, I swear!

 

[The Countess]

And the winner of the Best Supporting Actor Role For Admitting To Wearing Women's Panties In A Bastardfactory Thread Without Blowback....

***opens envelope***

Goes to meeee!

I know you’re into real women.

 

[X]

And the winner of the Best Supporting Actor Role For Admitting To Wearing Women's Panties In A Bastardfactory Thread Without Blowback....

***opens envelope***

Goes to meeee!

meh, with yoo it's to be expected ..

 

[Frood]

Haters gonna hate yo....

 

[Seamajor]

And the winner of the Best Supporting Actor Role For Admitting To Wearing Women's Panties In A Bastardfactory Thread Without Blowback....

***opens envelope***

Goes to meeee!

Got to admit DD. It’s bold. I would have hung loose. Especially if I was here. Were they briefs or bikini cut?

 

[Frood]

And the winner of the Best Supporting Actor Role For Admitting To Wearing Women's Panties In A Bastardfactory Thread Without Blowback....

***opens envelope***

Goes to meeee!

Got to admit DD. It’s bold. I would have hung loose. Especially if I was here. Were they briefs or bikini cut?

From recollection.... crimson lace bikini cut.... they really rode up me freckle and irritated my balls...

I'd go with sensible granny panties the next time...

 

[wizer]

Bullshit. I’m starting to think this tranny outrage is a farce. This fool goes balls deep in some she-men

Yeah you got me counselor.

Don't give up your day job. Besides, there aren't enough sanitation workers as it is.

 

[Breakfall]

I had to learn early on, when I was a cab driver. I was able to figure out the differences.

Man, ya gotta look for that Adam's Apple these days hahaha. Thats the dead giveaway.

Us normal guys should not have to go through all that preliminary screening when all we want to do is check out a hot chick and imagine that we are fucking her.

All this second guessing is caused by fucked up individuals who should all be lined up against a fence and shot, first in the genitals and then a few minutes later in the head.

Usually you can smell a female. They smell like vagina!

 

[Frood]

I had to learn early on, when I was a cab driver. I was able to figure out the differences.

Man, ya gotta look for that Adam's Apple these days hahaha. Thats the dead giveaway.

Us normal guys should not have to go through all that preliminary screening when all we want to do is check out a hot chick and imagine that we are fucking her.

All this second guessing is caused by fucked up individuals who should all be lined up against a fence and shot, first in the genitals and then a few minutes later in the head.

Usually you can smell a female. They smell like vagina!

Unless a tranny bought a woman's used panties off of her and put them on.... lulz....

 

[deport_liberals]

Wizer, you're all right.

 

[wizer]

Thanks man.

 

[Dove]

I had to learn early on, when I was a cab driver. I was able to figure out the differences.

Man, ya gotta look for that Adam's Apple these days hahaha. Thats the dead giveaway.

Us normal guys should not have to go through all that preliminary screening when all we want to do is check out a hot chick and imagine that we are fucking her.

All this second guessing is caused by fucked up individuals who should all be lined up against a fence and shot, first in the genitals and then a few minutes later in the head.

Usually you can smell a female. They smell like vagina!

Not if they wash properly.

I smell like Sol De Janeiro Coco Cabana cream most of the time.

The other times I smell like my oil roll on....ummm....its like some blend of cardamom and patchouli and some other stuff but it smells really good. I like oils over alcohol based anything.

And my vag is clean. I actually get a lot of compliments on how I smell. (I mean normal....not like people sniffing my lady bits and complimenting it LOL)

 

[Joe]

Not if they wash properly.

I smell like Sol De Janeiro Coco Cabana cream most of the time.

The other times I smell like my oil roll on....ummm....its like some blend of cardamom and patchouli and some other stuff but it smells really good. I like oils over alcohol based anything.

And my vag is clean. I actually get a lot of compliments on how I smell. (I mean normal....not like people sniffing my lady bits and complimenting it LOL)

That's nice ta know, Dovey. ;-)

 

[The Countess]

I smell like a woman. Those trannies could neva…

 

[Adam Hitler]

Nothing beats the smell of a nice clean freshly washed snatch.

 

[Joe]

I smell like a woman. Those trannies could neva…

I guess a Tranny would never smell, Countess Queenie?

..or would they?

Maybe less eh.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hey Joe, Blurt said before that you wear a toupee, is that true?

 

[Joe]

Hey Joe, Blurt said before that you wear a toupee, is that true?

LOL!

Nope.

That Blurt's the bald one, Aryan.

I'll post a pic of my hair one day.

Same hairline as when I was a child.

By my age 75-90% of men lose their hair or begin to.

Even Countess Queenie said her husband is goin bald.

 

[The Countess]

I did not

 

[Joe]

I did not

Well ya said something at VF about a 'friend' who was goin bald so I assumed it was yer husband Queenie.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I noticed ol' Blurtrice was receding heavily in one of his photos allegedly taken in the 90's...

 

[Dove]

You know men can go bald and still be attractive.

They just need avoid that awful George Castanza hair thing.

 

[Joe]

You know men can go bald and still be attractive.

They just need avoid that awful George Castanza hair thing.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You know men can go bald and still be attractive.

They just need avoid that awful George Castanza hair thing.

The wahht? I assume you mean a cringey, wispy comb over....

If a guy's heavily balding, the skin head look is the only way forward.