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Enough with your senseless angst and go flick your bean already you TONE DEAF SH*T CLOWNAs I scroll through the usual dipshit posts that you pussies queefed out of your airy buttholes, there are a few questions I have for some of you "posters."
I understand that the majority of you will be lost after the first sentence, so I will try to dumb my questions down to the best of my ability; that way you may comprehend what is being posted.
***QUESTIONS FOR BREAKFALL:
-When you log onto Bastard Factory, do you ever think to yourself, "I hope I don't get verbally raped and sodomized by Flynn today?"
-Do you tell your ghey friends that you have to squat to urinate?
-How many cocks can you suck at once? And do they all have to be circumcised?
***QUESTIONS FOR BASTARD FACTORY:
-When did you become a little bitch? When did you start catering to the needs of the three fucktards that live on this shitty forum? Do you also pet their little cunts with your tongue?
-Do you ever think to yourself that maybe you'd be a REAL MAN if you swapped out your current pussy for a used dog dick?
-Why is it you allow fucking morons like RealGrim and Breakfall to run around here posting pictures from your personal photo albums? Do you think posters want to see pictures of deviants putting objects up their recrums you fucking idiot? Is that funny to you?
**QUESTIONS FOR BENZO:
-Do you buy your colostomy bags at Costco? Do they carry a Kirkland brand?
-Do you plan on being a forum bitch all your life? Or will you finally go through with killing yourself by re-reading 20 consecutive posts "authored" by you?
-Do you enjoy living under Flea's giant nutsack?
**QUESTIONS FOR SHAMPAIN:
-Do you take joy in showing everyone that even Ireland has retarded ass people too?
-When you record yourself trying to "read" posts, why is it you sound like an illiterate bastard that has to sound out the word, "Cat?"
-Do you think it's still cool as fuck to strap bottles of your dads vaginal wash to your body as a Halloween costume?
**QUESTIONS FOR RASSENKRIEG:
-When your teeth started falling out of your head at the tender age of 7, how did that make you feel? Did that play a part in you being the bestest cocksucker in your circle jerk of male "friends?"
-How many other denture wearing men have you impressed with your White Nationalist act?
-Is it easy being one of the biggest pussies out here?
Hey Captain Bucktooth, does replying in half caps make your sore pussy feel better?
Why don't you zip it and go ass fuck RealGrim you fucking inbred bastard.
Question for you (and I think we are all kinda wondering and have been wondering this for a while)- are you really a woman? Or are you a man posing as a woman? I'm just curious because it would be nice to address you in the correct manner. Don't you think it would be nice for people to know the REAL Dorian? I mean, it's cool if you're bi-polar and shit. Hell, I'm fucking tri-polar if there is such a thing. Oh and if you REALLY need some release for some of that sexual tension you have stored up, I know this AWESOME toy store you can go to. They have this thing called a "wand" and honey, it works wonders!!!!! I'd show you a video but I'm a bit conservative with things like that. Anyway....enjoy your night! If you need any tips on how to reach that ultimate orgasm, give me a holler. ;)
Good question. I liken it to you not showing off the rest of your slug-like body. Though, you did admit to having "a little more in the trunk."
This confuses me. Why would your fat fucking ass come in here and ask a fucking retarded ass question right after I just put my fist through your loose vagina?
Do you like me bitchslapping your lower jaw back to the Jurassic era?
Why can't you just answer a simple question? And yes, I've got junk in my trunk if that's what you mean. I have a nice ass. You should try kissing it sometime.
How come you can't stick to a fucking diet?
Have you? I stick to a normal diet. I'm not obese. Do I need a particular diet to be on? Lol. Ahhhhh dear sweet Dorian.....are you a man or a woman? Just fess up so we can get on with our merry little lives and stop trying to play guessing games.
Don't your kind graze on grass?
Well, technically, I drink wheat grass juice. It's very healthy for you but it's not very tasty. Does that count?
Well "technically" you need to switch that up with a nice 64 ounce glass of some "shut the fuck up" juice. Perhaps then you won't look like an obese landlocked talking walrus.
Ya know, I told you you could do better. Now, when you flame someone and you're actually telling the truth about them, that's pretty professional of you.....then, the talent is REAL. The fact that everything you say about me is FALSE, only makes you a POSER. Like school children bickering on the playground. You're so cute. Do you have any of those "yo momma" jokes to go with? I'd love to hear some! You must have this secret fetish for fat people because you sure do mention it a lot. I mean, I know fat people need love, too, but for fucks sake, jump on that jelly roll already! You need some SERIOUS orgasms, girl! And I mean plural! As in "more than one"......bwahahaha