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That baby elephant can sit on my face any day of the week (if I was single)Open up your anus, and just breathe! :LOL2:Enough with your senseless angst and go flick your bean already you TONE DEAF SH*T CLOWNAs I scroll through the usual dipshit posts that you pussies queefed out of your airy buttholes, there are a few questions I have for some of you "posters."
I understand that the majority of you will be lost after the first sentence, so I will try to dumb my questions down to the best of my ability; that way you may comprehend what is being posted.
***QUESTIONS FOR BREAKFALL:
-When you log onto Bastard Factory, do you ever think to yourself, "I hope I don't get verbally raped and sodomized by Flynn today?"
-Do you tell your ghey friends that you have to squat to urinate?
-How many cocks can you suck at once? And do they all have to be circumcised?
***QUESTIONS FOR BASTARD FACTORY:
-When did you become a little bitch? When did you start catering to the needs of the three fucktards that live on this shitty forum? Do you also pet their little cunts with your tongue?
-Do you ever think to yourself that maybe you'd be a REAL MAN if you swapped out your current pussy for a used dog dick?
-Why is it you allow fucking morons like RealGrim and Breakfall to run around here posting pictures from your personal photo albums? Do you think posters want to see pictures of deviants putting objects up their recrums you fucking idiot? Is that funny to you?
**QUESTIONS FOR BENZO:
-Do you buy your colostomy bags at Costco? Do they carry a Kirkland brand?
-Do you plan on being a forum bitch all your life? Or will you finally go through with killing yourself by re-reading 20 consecutive posts "authored" by you?
-Do you enjoy living under Flea's giant nutsack?
**QUESTIONS FOR SHAMPAIN:
-Do you take joy in showing everyone that even Ireland has retarded ass people too?
-When you record yourself trying to "read" posts, why is it you sound like an illiterate bastard that has to sound out the word, "Cat?"
-Do you think it's still cool as fuck to strap bottles of your dads vaginal wash to your body as a Halloween costume?
**QUESTIONS FOR RASSENKRIEG:
-When your teeth started falling out of your head at the tender age of 7, how did that make you feel? Did that play a part in you being the bestest cocksucker in your circle jerk of male "friends?"
-How many other denture wearing men have you impressed with your White Nationalist act?
-Is it easy being one of the biggest pussies out here?
Hey Captain Bucktooth, does replying in half caps make your sore pussy feel better?
Why don't you zip it and go ass fuck RealGrim you fucking inbred bastard.
Question for you (and I think we are all kinda wondering and have been wondering this for a while)- are you really a woman? Or are you a man posing as a woman? I'm just curious because it would be nice to address you in the correct manner. Don't you think it would be nice for people to know the REAL Dorian? I mean, it's cool if you're bi-polar and shit. Hell, I'm fucking tri-polar if there is such a thing. Oh and if you REALLY need some release for some of that sexual tension you have stored up, I know this AWESOME toy store you can go to. They have this thing called a "wand" and honey, it works wonders!!!!! I'd show you a video but I'm a bit conservative with things like that. Anyway....enjoy your night! If you need any tips on how to reach that ultimate orgasm, give me a holler. ;)
Good question. I liken it to you not showing off the rest of your slug-like body. Though, you did admit to having "a little more in the trunk."
This confuses me. Why would your fat fucking ass come in here and ask a fucking retarded ass question right after I just put my fist through your loose vagina?
Do you like me bitchslapping your lower jaw back to the Jurassic era?
Why can't you just answer a simple question? And yes, I've got junk in my trunk if that's what you mean. I have a nice ass. You should try kissing it sometime.
Pffftt fuck that rage filled perverted fuck.
Swing that my way anytime you want, sugar. We can make the men stay up all night wondering which one of us to be jealous of.
Bahahaha.
Okay okay.....I'll behave. Lulz.
They'd definitely be like "damn can we join?" Lmao
"They'd definately be like, 'damn Succubus is fat whale.' There are no harpoon sized clit stimulators that big."
You must fantasize about me.....only you're into fat bitches. Well, I am certain that there are plenty for you to lust over. Keep my vagina out your thoughts, bitch. You'll never see how "phat" this platinum pussy really is. :rightON:
Yes. I "fantasize" about your 12,000 calorie diet. I also "fantasize" about you dropping dead and the coroner finding enough sodium in your veins to kill 15 elephants ten times over.
5 Guys Mumbai are a bit over-respirated in that way....
Hey Crapzilla, go kill yourself. Let Succubus fall on you.
Ahhhhh. He'd catch me and enjoy the feel of my soft, warm body on top of his.......lmao. Quit giving the guy ideas......hahaha
Would that be after it took you 45 minutes to shed all of your clothes because you're the fucking size of a baby elephant?
That's fucking hot