I have resigned my mod position....

[Cookie Monster]

I was offered Flynn's mod position, I just laughed.

 

[Lily]

Oh, look, Cockie Muncher finally made a funny. Good on you!

 

[Cookie Monster]

Oh, look, Cockie Muncher finally made a funny. Good on you!

Wasn't talking to you mutton thighs so shut your damn yapper.

 

[Lily]

Wasn't talking to you mutton thighs so shut your damn yapper.

You're on an open forum, so yeah, I don't give a fuck, loser.

 

[Cookie Monster]

You're on an open forum, so yeah, I don't give a fuck, loser.

There's thick there's stupid and then there's lazy.
Lazy is a lack of self discipline which explains why you are unable to put the taco tray down. Now some people are thick, like @The Scoundrel but I don't know if he is lazy and stupid. Whereas your laziness has made you stupid, your inability to see beyond a narrow view of the world.

Now some people are lazy and a bit stupid like @Weeg but has the smarts to realise he's got to pull his finger out or Mamma will peg him again while the house maid watches. You don't have those smarts because you are thick.

Thick stupid and lazy with one reinforcing the other 2. Well done on the hattrick dunce.

 

[Lily]

There's thick there's stupid and then there's lazy.
Lazy is a lack of self discipline which explains why you are unable to put the taco tray down. Now some people are thick, like @The Scoundrel but I don't know if he is lazy and stupid. Whereas your laziness has made you stupid, your inability to see beyond a narrow view of the world.

Now some people are lazy and a bit stupid like @Weeg but has the smarts to realise he's got to pull his finger out or Mamma will peg him again while the house maid watches. You don't have those smarts because you are thick.

Thick stupid and lazy with one reinforcing the other 2. Well done on the hattrick dunce.

You have a lot of feelz. Would you like a tissue?

 

[Cookie Monster]

You have a lot of feelz. Would you like a tissue?

That liquids not tears lol.

 

[Lily]

That liquids not tears lol.

Sure. You're very convincing.

Look at how stupid you are. You claim that laziness makes it difficult for me to put a taco tray down.
How fucking lazy are you that you can't put a coherent insult together?

 

[Admin.]

There's thick there's stupid and then there's lazy.
Lazy is a lack of self discipline which explains why you are unable to put the taco tray down. Now some people are thick, like @The Scoundrel but I don't know if he is lazy and stupid. Whereas your laziness has made you stupid, your inability to see beyond a narrow view of the world.

Now some people are lazy and a bit stupid like @Weeg but has the smarts to realise he's got to pull his finger out or Mamma will peg him again while the house maid watches. You don't have those smarts because you are thick.

Thick stupid and lazy with one reinforcing the other 2. Well done on the hattrick dunce.

Are all those words helping your team win the civil war?

 

[Lily]

Are all those words helping your team win the civil war?

How is is lazy to not be able to stop eating? 'Splain that one to me.
Dumbass couldn't even come up with a critique on my lack of discipline that doesn't fall apart with a simple glance from the reader with some brain mass.

 

[Admin.]

How is is lazy to not be able to stop eating? 'Splain that one to me.
Dumbass couldn't even come up with a critique on my lack of discipline that doesn't fall apart with a simple glance from the reader with some brain mass.

He's not a very gifted thinker.

 

[Flynn]

I was offered Flynn's mod position, I just laughed.

Tell the truth...

...you were offered a position alright, as my boot-licker.

Why would anyone make you a mod when you can't even outflame King Martini on his worst day? Furthermore, who the fuck are you? Martini keeps calling you "Looney." I've never heard of you.

"Keep my name out your fucking mouth!"

-Almost quote from Will Smith

 

[X]

Oh...honey, you shouldn't set your goals soo high.

Dear, I can can count to ten on the first try and I can boil water without burning it. Let Bastard Factory know when you can do those two things and he'll put you on the prospect mod list at 2,412th.

But do you know the recipe for ice cubes ?
I do
Ahhaaa now what smarty trousers

 

[Flynn]

But do you know the recipe for ice cubes ?
I do
Ahhaaa now what smarty trousers

Must I remind you that you once forgot how to spell your latest handle? Which is "X"

 

[Lily]

He's not a very gifted thinker.

I should rewrite his insult to me in a way that makes sense.

He should have focused on stupidity and gluttony. He decided to focus on lazy, but that's something of a confession if you ask me.

"Lily, you're such a glutton that, in line with your narrow world view, all you do is consume anything stupid that comes your way. You shovel 'stupid' into your cavernous maw to the point that you make us vomit. You can't help but masticate and swallow all the stupid that crosses your path."

Now, that's off the cuff. I must admit that my heart just isn't in it, since it's complete crap. Given that, I did it better than that mush brained moron.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Are all those words helping your team win the civil war?

There was 6 years between the Kansas-Nebraska act and the shelling of Fort Sumner, be patient you uppity little faggot its coming.

 

[Admin.]

There was 6 years between the Kansas-Nebraska act and the shelling of Fort Sumner, be patient you uppity little faggot its coming.

What side were you on back then Grandpa?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Tell the truth...

...you were offered a position alright, as my boot-licker.

Why would anyone make you a mod when you can't even outflame King Martini on his worst day? Furthermore, who the fuck are you? Martini keeps calling you "Looney." I've never heard of you.

"Keep my name out your fucking mouth!"

-Almost quote from Will Smith

Martini hid at BH till i retired him here a little while ago.

 

[Alticus]

Must I remind you that you once forgot how to spell your latest handle? Which is "X"

 

[Lily]

There was 6 years between the Kansas-Nebraska act and the shelling of Fort Sumner, be patient you uppity little faggot its coming.

The Spanish got there with torrential rains.

They hurled abuse on the monarchs in a way that hasn't been seen in centuries. Your country is not having a civil war. You don't have the character for it.

 

[Flynn]

Jesus Christ!

You know what, Alticus. I must say, you are the peeeerfect mod for Bastard Factory. Let me tell you why.

*Number one. You have proven to be that suck ass that will do anything BF asks or says, no matter how stupid or silly. You are what a sycophant is.

*Number two. Your only redeeming quality is you have no job, therefore you can be out here day in and day out. Who better to patrol the halls of this fine establishment. One would think you'd be a Grand Master at chess with all that free time you have.

*Number three. You fucking absolutely suck when it comes to any kind of chore that needs the use of your brain, that includes posting your redundant images and gifs. Your posts read like Admin and X having anal sex in a China shop.

*Number five. I like a quick mind, one of those tests is chess and you fucking failed miserably. I had to let you win for crying out loud in the second game. I beat you in under 15 moves and was able to pull of "Marshall's Legendary Move" against you. But the move I really wanted to perform was "The Queen's Gambit," but you play such a sloppy and amateurish game that I had to settle for "Marshall's Legendary Move" instead. You're a real tosspot.

In closing, you should be the last person talking about posts. You have threads with only 3 replies.

WTF?

The cretins around here have simple minds, something shiny and a "That's a good boy" is all they need to start slurping at your chunky and pale ass. But, no. You're just too fucking stupid to wrap these fucks around your finger. See, dipshit, BF is like Rome, keep the animals satieted and they'll always turn on each other. These animals need someone to guide them, because they don't know what's good for them. Without the correct guidance, who will control the heathens? Because I'm posting this means it's too late for you. You lost the respect of most of the forum because you're nothing more than a bloated geek with no life. You have no job to go to and you still suck at video games and logic based contests. I knew there was a reason you watch porn on a minute by minute basis each and every day.

 

[Alticus]

Jesus Christ!

You know what, Alticus. I must say, you are the peeeerfect mod for Bastard Factory. Let me tell you why.

*Number one. You have proven to be that suck ass that will do anything BF asks or says, no matter how stupid or silly. You are what a sycophant is.

*Number two. Your only redeeming quality is you have no job, therefore you can be out here day in and day out. Who better to patrol the halls of this fine establishment. One would think you'd be a Grand Master at chess with all that free time you have.

*Number three. You fucking absolutely suck when it comes to any kind of chore that needs the use of your brain, that includes posting your redundant images and gifs. Your posts read like Admin and X having anal sex in a China shop.

*Number five. I like a quick mind, one of those tests is chess and you fucking failed miserably. I had to let you win for crying out loud in the second game. I beat you in under 15 moves and was able to pull of "Marshall's Legendary Move" against you. But the move I really wanted to perform was "The Queen's Gambit," but you play such a sloppy and amateurish game that I had to settle for "Marshall's Legendary Move" instead. You're a real tosspot.

In closing, you should be the last person talking about posts. You have threads with only 3 replies.

WTF?

The cretins around here have simple minds, something shiny and a "That's a good boy" is all they need to start slurping at your chunky and pale ass. But, no. You're just too fucking stupid to wrap these fucks around your finger. See, dipshit, BF is like Rome, keep the animals satieted and they'll always turn on each other. These animals need someone to guide them, because they don't know what's good for them. Without the correct guidance, who will control the heathens? Because I'm posting this means it's too late for you. You lost the respect of most of the forum because you're nothing more than a bloated geek with no life. You have no job to go to and you still suck at video games and logic based contests. I knew there was a reason you watch porn on a minute by minute basis each and every day.

"You know what, Alticus. I must say, you are the peeeerfect mod for Bastard Factory. Let me tell you why."

You are the last person on earth that should be telling me anything about being a mod. Are you fucking kidding me?

 

[Flynn]

"You know what, Alticus. I must say, you are the peeeerfect mod for Bastard Factory. Let me tell you why."

You are the last person on earth that should be telling me anything about being a mod. Are you fucking kidding me?

You're the tard telling me mods shouldn't "flame" posters.

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Alticus]

You're the tard telling me mods shouldn't "flame" posters.

Shut the fuck up.

I'm entitled to my opinion on things whether you approve or not. Besides, it's better that than stabbing your once good friend and site owner in the back and trying to cause trouble in general on two forums like some evil genius. None of your cleverly posted words will get back what you lost.

 

[Flynn]

Another thing Fat Alberticus, remember when I allegedly stabbed everyone on the back? Remember a little over a year ago? Remember when Bastard Factory said I was banned and he'd never reinstate me ever again, remember that? Remember when everyone here said how horrid I was and they lost respect for me, remember when all 4 poster's here posted that? Remember when I was just booted out of every forum according to you? Remember those things, take a minute to let those memories marinate in that small, green and crooked mind that you say works.

Fast forward to today...

...see fatboy, I can do anything and people will forgive me because I am one of those that makes the forums come alive. Without myself and other's like me, BF is nothing more than an online spreadsheet. It was your daddy Bastard Reach Out And Touch Someone Factory that wanted me back. It was quite sweet actually and I even told him how sweet he was being. And those people that just don't like me also give me positive reps, that includes you and Admin among other's. See, I can get away with shit. You, Lily, etc cannot because you all are stupid. Even The Blue Cashew has extended an invite to mod their "flame" forum (okay, I lied about The Blue Cashew, because I myself can't even believe that). See, even my worst detractors still love me, because they know I don't play "fake smart" and "fake morals." You and other's play that ass licking game and that's all you guys will be...butt lickers. Your daddy knows with you being the figurehead of BF that this forum will shit on itself. With you at the fucking helm, The Prowler was running around starting redundant threads about his Ford Pinto. How come you just didn't combine all his car threads into one giant cluster of shit labeled, "Prowler's Shitty Car Thread?" But you'll bump old fucking threads because BF told you to. Dude, BF has told me to do a lot of stupid shit, but I don't remember it being at that level of stupid. You can't even lie correctly, which is a big part of being a mod. Hell, you can't even type properly so why am I even surprised at your level of ineptitude?

 

[Alticus]

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[Flynn]

I'm entitled to my opinion on things whether you approve or not. Besides, it's better that than stabbing your once good friend and site owner in the back and trying to cause trouble in general on two forums like some evil genius. None of your cleverly posted words will get back what you lost.

My point being...you're a fucking fat assed hypocritical pile of Lily shit. You chided me on flaming the local tards, but now you're doing it.

How's it feel to be that which you soo openly critiqued?

You're nothing more than an ass backwards internet dork.

 

[Alticus]

My point being...you're a fucking fat assed hypocritical pile of Lily shit. You chided me on flaming the local tards, but now you're doing it.

How's it feel to be that which you soo openly critiqued?

You're nothing more than an ass backwards internet dork.

It's all good over here traitor. Conscience is clear. You're lucky BF is a decent man. I never would have let your backstabbing ass back in. I notice how you quickly you steer away from talking about what you did. No matter what insult you make and cuss words you use, you will always be a traitor and a lying sack of shit. I would never do what you did to BF and here you are passing judgement on what Lily did a long time ago. I don't even know why I'm even talking with you, I can't believe a word you say. Did you truly think that everyone would just forget what you did?

 

[Alticus]

Now's the part where you type a bunch of hateful words in an effort to sound clever and eloquent to deflect attention away from your disgraceful act.

 

[Flynn]

It's all good over here traitor. Conscience is clear. You're lucky BF is a decent man. I never would have let your backstabbing ass back in. I notice how you quickly you steer away from talking about what you did. No matter what insult you make and cuss words you use, you will always be a traitor and a lying sack of shit. I would never do what you did to BF and here you are passing judgement on what Lily did a long time ago. I don't even know why I'm even talking with you, I can't believe a word you say. Did you truly think that everyone would just forget what you did?

What I did?

The pm's I sent out with Biggie Chump's first and last name? You mean that? Well, yeah! I did that, but let's remember. I would have never had that info had Lily not given that to BF who in turn gave it to me. You might have a point about what I did, had Lily not given out Biggie's info and if Bastard Factory had not have rung him up on a Sunday morning. Sure, I did all that. What you're trying to say is I was looting a 7-11 after a nuclear war. See how silly you are?

Or do you mean my dissemination of private pm's? Oh that! Yeah, I did that too. I did that to show the good citizens that I was actually the bleeding heart behind the scenes, I posted those because I never took anything anyone said personally and my correspondence with both BF and Lily show that very fact. Again, I've gone to bat for Biggie, Freud, Admin, X, and even Dove and other's. Plus, it was my payback for lumping me in with that hateful and childish act that BF pulled. Again, what I did is like me catching one single Sockeye Salmon via rod and reel each day against the fishing boats.

Now let's talk about why you seem to soo easily dismiss what Lily and BF did? If you're soo self fucking righteous about what I did, then according to the Bible your "righteous anger" should also point towards the sucker that called someone up and what Lily Loose Lips did. My pm's and leaked pm's pale in comparison to what those two did.

You are the only one that defends those two.