I Love You Martini, But You Gotta Stop...

Lily

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Well the next time you need an eye exam, Lotus will do it. Just go see her.
You dont need anyone with any sort of education with eyeballs or anything.

The rest of us who understand what "doctor" means will stick to professionals. Thanks.

Oh BTW? If Lotus has a Doctorate, yes her title is DOCTOR. Shes just not a medical doctor. She can tell you this.

Fucking GOOGLE can tell you this.

Education with eyeballs...

Love your posts...I really mean it.

:LOL3:
 

Dove

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Education with eyeballs...

Love your posts...I really mean it.

:LOL3:

Yeah i mean.....you should absolutely just grab the closest street bum and have him do your next exam for 20 bucks.

It requires absolutely NO education whatsoever!

No youre right, Lily. Im the idiot here. All my life ive been relying on medical insurance to get my eye exams and glasses.

I could have just had my friend do it for me for a 6 pack!
 

Lily

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Yeah i mean.....you should absolutely just grab the closest street bum and have him do your next exam for 20 bucks.

It requires absolutely NO education whatsoever!

No youre right, Lily. Im the idiot here. All my life ive been relying on medical insurance to get my eye exams and glasses.

I could have just had my friend do it for me for a 6 pack!

You are an outrage junkie as well as a traditional junkie. That's no way to go through life.
 

Dove

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You are an outrage junkie as well as a traditional junkie. That's no way to go through life.

Outrage huh?

Lmao!!

Take a minute ....and reflect. How do you feel reading my posts? Do you feel MY amusement? Or YOUR rage?

I think we know ;) Im completely entertained right now. You mad, bruh lol
 

Lily

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Outrage huh?

Lmao!!

Take a minute ....and reflect. How do you feel reading my posts? Do you feel MY amusement? Or YOUR rage?

I think we know ;)

You're outraged over something that isn't about you and you're ranting.

I find that, uhm, amusing. You're wound up over nothing to do with you.
 

Lily

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@Dove is using her valuable time to attempt to educate you on something that really should be common knowledge but not only are you ignorant and not all that bright but you're shallowminded, thickheaded, stubborn and unwilling to listen.

Yep, I don't know anything about optometrists and their most common phrase:

Is 1 or 2 better...

:LOL3:
 

Dove

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You're outraged over something that isn't about you and you're ranting.

I find that, uhm, amusing. You're wound up over nothing to do with you.

Honey, im laughing at you.

The "outrage" you think im experiencing right now is YOU. You are reading YOUR feelings into my posts.

It isnt anger inducing to see some retired public servent with a massive ego make a giant ass of herself by showing she doesnt understand the title of "doctor". Especially one who frequently boasts her own education. Its funny as hell.

And you are doubling down on the dumb you did and making yourself look even dumber....all because your fragile ego wont let you say "You know what? Youre right. I tend to associate "doctor" with medical doctors and i made a mistake. It happens"

You cant do that and the irony at play here just makes it funny

Why would i be mad that some dumb fat pig in CA is leaving mongo level drool stains on a forum thread? I literally come here to see exactly this kind of thing.
 

Lily

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Honey, im laughing at you.

The "outrage" you think im experiencing right now is YOU. You are reading YOUR feelings into my posts.

It isnt anger inducing to see some retired public servent with a massive ego make a giant ass of herself by showing she doesnt understand the title of "doctor". Especially one who frequently boasts her own education. Its funny as hell.

And you are doubling down on the dumb you did and making yourself look even dumber....all because your fragile ego wont let you say "You know what? Youre right. I tend to associate "doctor" with medical doctors and i made a mistake. It happens"

You cant do that and the irony at play here just makes it funny

Why would i be mad that some dumb fat pig in CA is leaving mongo level drool stains on a forum thread? I literally come here to see exactly this kind of thing.


You believe I'm outraged? Yeah, that's funny too.

More please.
 

Dove

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You believe I'm outraged? Yeah, that's funny too.

More please.

You just told us you were.

Im obviously having fun with this ....brain fart you lot are having. I promise you are the only one reading my posts seeing "outrage".

Its you being mad and salty.
 

Lily

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You just told us you were.

Im obviously having fun with this ....brain fart you lot are having. I promise you are the only one reading my posts seeing "outrage".

Its you being mad and salty.

I didn't say I was outraged.

You're the one ranting and spewing, chickadee...
 
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I didn't say I was outraged.

You're the one ranting and spewing, chickadee...
I suggest you push your chair back, stand up (despite any bulk related difficulty), turn around and go for a bit of a walk and let off some steam before you blow a gasket or shit your pants, whichever comes first.
 

Dove

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I didn't say I was outraged.

You're the one ranting and spewing, chickadee...

You did. You just arent aware you did.

Touch grass! Or munch on it. Whatever your kind does out in the feild....do that for a little bit and come back when youve calmed down.
 

Lily

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I suggest you push your chair back, stand up (despite any bulk related difficulty), turn around and go for a bit of a walk and let off some steam before you blow a gasket or shit your pants, whichever comes first.

Airclaims abound...did you learn that in eyeball school too?
 

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Lily

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You did. You just arent aware you did.

Touch grass! Or munch on it. Whatever your kind does out in the feild....do that for a little bit and come back when youve calmed down.

You have so much angst...maybe you need something to help calm you down.

:AttaBoi: